Think Out Loud Thursday

QuigleyCat1

Anyone want to participate again?  Go ahead and say whatever you want/need to.  Serious, funny, crazy, whathaveyou!  And gooooo...

WTF DH?  I tried to get in one more good BD last night and he flat out denied me!  I'll remember that J!

jenn0021

Even though it's wrong of me, I kind of hate everyone who is pg with twins. Maybe not hate, just an extreme dislike and jealousy thing going on. I was supposed to have twins. I was supposed to be special. I was supposed to be part of that club. And they should be 14 months old right now. But no, my twins died and I still don't have a baby.

QuigleyCat1

jenn0021:

Even though it's wrong of me, I kind of hate everyone who is pg with twins. Maybe not hate, just an extreme dislike and jealousy thing going on. I was supposed to have twins. I was supposed to be special. I was supposed to be part of that club. And they should be 14 months old right now. But no, my twins died and I still don't have a baby.

HUGS sweetie.  I'm sorry.

krisztina33

jenn0021:

Even though it's wrong of me, I kind of hate everyone who is pg with twins. Maybe not hate, just an extreme dislike and jealousy thing going on. I was supposed to have twins. I was supposed to be special. I was supposed to be part of that club. And they should be 14 months old right now. But no, my twins died and I still don't have a baby.

<<hugs>> Jenn, I'm so sorry (

shanrob

Really, chick-on-1st-ave, it's not summer.  That halter top and mini skirt ain't working.  Yeah, I know it's going up to 71 today, but right now its 54.  Wait until after Memorial Day for your summer wardrobe.

GatorBaby2012

Dear "BFF", Stop judging me because I can't lose weight and I'm a size 14, not a size 0 like you. I'm a hormonal mess and don't have the luxury of BFing 2 children for the past almost 4 years like you have. Besides, open your eyes, honey, because more people are giving you strange looks for openly BFing your 4 y/o daughter in public than are giving me strange looks for having a big ass and some back fat rolls. (Disclaimer, I'm not against attachment parenting or BFing.)

Dear Boss, I understand that you try to be humorous with analogies. However, when trying to find an analogy for something being black and white with no grey areas, don't say "either you're pregnant, or you're not pregnant" because, that's an ignorant comment and it hurts my feelings. There is grey area in pregnancy too. Would you like details on how that happens? Because I can tell you all about how I flushed a tiny baby down the toilet that had been dead inside me for days.

Whew, thanks! I was saving these for throat punch Thursday, but it works here too!

VikingQueen

WTF weirdo outside of the gas station at 6:30 this morning.. Thanks for thinking of me as attractive but yelling out at me that I'm sexy really does not make me want to talk to you.

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andreagb

to my boss:  Stop trying to be all "chummy chummy" with me. I don't want to be your friend!

VikingQueen

Also To C: Why all of a sudden are you texting me, what are you up to? I want nothing to do with you.. just keep deleting your texts..

rebekam

WTF DH... why can't you just acknowledge that CD 1 was painful for me and I needed to take some time! Yes I am depressed and yes I hope we have a take home baby someday too but.. NO it is not ok that this cycle was a bust!

ella.mabel

Dear DH,

Waking me up at 1:00 AM tickling my cooter is not going to arouse me, it's going to irritate me.  A lot.  Just because we got freaky in the middle of the night a few months ago, doesn't give you a free pass to feel me up when i'm sleeping.  That one time was the exception, not the rule. For the sake of all things holy, just let me sleep.  Your probing finger reminds me of a little worm or an alien.

xoxo

rebekam

ella.mabel:

Dear DH,

Waking me up at 1:00 AM tickling my cooter is not going to arouse me, it's going to irritate me.  A lot.  Just because we got freaky in the middle of the night a few months ago, doesn't give you a free pass to feel me up when i'm sleeping.  That one time was the exception, not the rule. For the sake of all things holy, just let me sleep.  Your probing finger reminds me of a little worm or an alien.

xoxo

This is too much~ It sounds funny in writing but I would kill DH if he ever woke me up haha

GatorBaby2012

ella.mabel:

Dear DH,

Waking me up at 1:00 AM tickling my cooter is not going to arouse me, it's going to irritate me.  A lot.  Just because we got freaky in the middle of the night a few months ago, doesn't give you a free pass to feel me up when i'm sleeping.  That one time was the exception, not the rule. For the sake of all things holy, just let me sleep.  Your probing finger reminds me of a little worm or an alien.

xoxo

that's hilarious!

QuigleyCat1

ella.mabel:

Dear DH,

Waking me up at 1:00 AM tickling my cooter is not going to arouse me, it's going to irritate me.  A lot.  Just because we got freaky in the middle of the night a few months ago, doesn't give you a free pass to feel me up when i'm sleeping.  That one time was the exception, not the rule. For the sake of all things holy, just let me sleep.  Your probing finger reminds me of a little worm or an alien.

xoxo

LOL at "cooter"!  DH says this and even though he sounds so silly, it makes me laugh every time!  I get pretty annoyed too when I wake up to that usually!

s.alarie

Dear AF,

If you're planning to arrive, just do it already. Stop teasing me with spotting that may or may not be implantation bleeding. You are keeping my hopes up and I effing hate you.

As a matter of fact, Aunt Flo sounds too familial and welcoming, like "my aunt is coming to visit!!" instead of, "my stupid flucking arch nemesis flo is coming." From here on out, you have been renamed. 

DaisyZH

Dear SIL

Stop putting up facebook posts that are so obviously about you being pregnant.  I know that you are officially not telling the rest of the world until 12 weeks but when you are constantly posting about being bloated, not feeling well, and how fat you are getting, then ignoring the numerous "OMG are you pregnant?" replies it's pretty damn obvious.  Also you should probably stop pinning all the pictures of nurseries too.  In fact I suspect you are loving the attention, but seriously it's annoying.

Also would it kill you to think of anyone else besides yourself occasionally?  I have been so supportive of you and excited for you and you have never even acknowledged the family crap that I am going through.  Every time I bring it up you say "oh yeah I meant to ask you about that".  No, you obviously didn't.

krisztina33

ella.mabel:

Dear DH,

Waking me up at 1:00 AM tickling my cooter is not going to arouse me, it's going to irritate me.  A lot.  Just because we got freaky in the middle of the night a few months ago, doesn't give you a free pass to feel me up when i'm sleeping.  That one time was the exception, not the rule. For the sake of all things holy, just let me sleep.  Your probing finger reminds me of a little worm or an alien.

xoxo

LMAO!!!  That would drive me nuts too, but this made me laugh

krisztina33

DaisyZH:

Dear SIL

Stop putting up facebook posts that are so obviously about you being pregnant.  I know that you are officially not telling the rest of the world until 12 weeks but when you are constantly posting about being bloated, not feeling well, and how fat you are getting, then ignoring the numerous "OMG are you pregnant?" replies it's pretty damn obvious.  Also you should probably stop pinning all the pictures of nurseries too.  In fact I suspect you are loving the attention, but seriously it's annoying.

Also would it kill you to think of anyone else besides yourself occasionally?  I have been so supportive of you and excited for you and you have never even acknowledged the family crap that I am going through.  Every time I bring it up you say "oh yeah I meant to ask you about that".  No, you obviously didn't.

UGH!  Just plain annoying...

GatorBaby2012

s.alarie:

Dear AF,

If you're planning to arrive, just do it already. Stop teasing me with spotting that may or may not be implantation bleeding. You are keeping my hopes up and I effing hate you.

As a matter of fact, Aunt Flo sounds too familial and welcoming, like "my aunt is coming to visit!!" instead of, "my stupid flucking arch nemesis flo is coming." From here on out, you have been renamed. 

It's like you have a window into my soul. I could say this exact same thing right now.

krisztina33

Dear Arch Nemesis Flo (stolen name from s.alarie--love it!)-

Please show the fluck up.  I am tired of waiting for you.  The spotting (which by no means is implantation bleeding) is a tease and is just plain rude.  Let's get this show on the road so I can start charting.

Thanks.

Bizzy80

Dear SIL,

You are a Narcassist and need help.  I am tired of the way you treat your parents and all of the other important people in your life.  You act like a selfish, spoiled brat and the world does not revolve around you.  I am tired of your attitude, behavior, and lack of caring for anybody but yourself.  I am done trying to get close to you or having any sort of decent relationship with you.  You have hurt me many times with your behavior and I am done trying to fix our relationship. And yes, I have even started going to counseling to deal with your behavior.  That is how bad it is.  You need help.

Signed, your fed up SIL

Mmm79

Dear every nurse and doctor I seem to encounter,

Please stop telling me "well at least you know you can get pregant easily" as if that is some sort of comfort after I have lost two babies.  I know you mean well, but it really doesn't matter how easily I get pregnant if none of them stick. 

Thanks,

Mmm79

dtowngirl

Dear firend-since-we-were-9,

My EDD should have been a week behind yours and even though you told me you were PG at 8 weeks, I didn't want to tell you before my u/s and it's a good thing I didn't because I don't want to make you sad during your PG (note: we live in different cities now so we don't see each other often).

That being said, even though you're one of those people who posts every little thought on facebook, you weren't posting anything PG related and I was so relieved you weren't one of those.

Imagine my surprise when you posted your pic yesterday... closely followed by a "halfway there" comment.

*SIGH*

neesie3173

krisztina33:

Dear Arch Nemesis Flo (stolen name from s.alarie--love it!)-

Please show the fluck up.  I am tired of waiting for you.  The spotting (which by no means is implantation bleeding) is a tease and is just plain rude.  Let's get this show on the road so I can start charting.

Thanks.

THIS THIS THIS!!!!!! Where the hell is that b!tch??? Maybe instead of visiting those here who don't want to see her, she could pay us a visit.

RickandTricia

GatorBaby2012:

Dear Boss, I understand that you try to be humorous with analogies. However, when trying to find an analogy for something being black and white with no grey areas, don't say "either you're pregnant, or you're not pregnant" because, that's an ignorant comment and it hurts my feelings. There is grey area in pregnancy too. Would you like details on how that happens? Because I can tell you all about how I flushed a tiny baby down the toilet that had been dead inside me for days.

This is the most insensitive and ignorant comment I've ever heard. If he says something like that again, I would seriously consider calling HR. I'm sorry you had to hear that.

krisztina33

I have another one--pregnancy mentioned--not mine

Dear b**** who I used to be friends with:

It disgusted me when I found out that you had an abortion when you got pregnant before your wedding just so you would be able to fit into your wedding dress.  It disgusted me even more that you knew you might get pregnant as you were having unprotected sex since you didn't want the pill to make you fat before your wedding.  And it disgusts me tremendously that a month after you got married you were blessed with a healthy pregnancy and now have a beautiful newborn baby boy.

Fluck you!!!

ETA - removal of not nice word to be replaced by nicer asterisks...sorry ladies!

jenn0021

krisztina33:

I have another one--pregnancy mentioned--not mine

Dear *** who I used to be friends with:

It disgusted me when I found out that you had an abortion when you got pregnant before your wedding just so you would be able to fit into your wedding dress.  It disgusted me even more that you knew you might get pregnant as you were having unprotected sex since you didn't want the pill to make you fat before your wedding.  And it disgusts me tremendously that a month after you got married you were blessed with a healthy pregnancy and now have a beautiful newborn baby boy.

Fluck you!!!

Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch. I'm so sorry.

MissRachel621

ella.mabel:

Dear DH,

Waking me up at 1:00 AM tickling my cooter is not going to arouse me, it's going to irritate me.  A lot.  Just because we got freaky in the middle of the night a few months ago, doesn't give you a free pass to feel me up when i'm sleeping.  That one time was the exception, not the rule. For the sake of all things holy, just let me sleep.  Your probing finger reminds me of a little worm or an alien.

xoxo

My husband does this too!!!  WTF?!

krisztina33

jalara48:

krisztina33:

I have another one--pregnancy mentioned--not mine

Dear b**** who I used to be friends with:

It disgusted me when I found out that you had an abortion when you got pregnant before your wedding just so you would be able to fit into your wedding dress.  It disgusted me even more that you knew you might get pregnant as you were having unprotected sex since you didn't want the pill to make you fat before your wedding.  And it disgusts me tremendously that a month after you got married you were blessed with a healthy pregnancy and now have a beautiful newborn baby boy.

Fluck you!!!

Holy crap. Universe, where is the sense in that? 

Right???  (guess I should go back and edit to have a nicer word...I was caught up in the moment though lol)

StephNordenmalm

Gknauff79:

Must I be reminded several times a day of my loss! Stupid pregnancy related emails that seem to come back no matter how many times I delete them, and yesterday my insurance company sends me a letter of congratulations on expanding my family and a pregnancy pillow. GRRR!!!

You would think they would have a better system to unsubscribe to those.  I have tried many times to the same place, and every week it comes. I dont need the reminder that I would have been 28 weeks, believe me  I know!!! 

StephNordenmalm

QuigleyCat1:

ella.mabel:

Dear DH,

Waking me up at 1:00 AM tickling my cooter is not going to arouse me, it's going to irritate me.  A lot.  Just because we got freaky in the middle of the night a few months ago, doesn't give you a free pass to feel me up when i'm sleeping.  That one time was the exception, not the rule. For the sake of all things holy, just let me sleep.  Your probing finger reminds me of a little worm or an alien.

xoxo

LOL at "cooter"!  DH says this and even though he sounds so silly, it makes me laugh every time!  I get pretty annoyed too when I wake up to that usually!

 

that's too funny! on the weekdays its defiantly a bother. But on the weekends its a different story.  

StephNordenmalm

This made me laugh! I like her new name much better.  Expect at this point I cant wait for her to show so I can move on. Heres fingers crossed that she skips you and comes on over to me! 

StephNordenmalm

s.alarie:

Dear AF,

If you're planning to arrive, just do it already. Stop teasing me with spotting that may or may not be implantation bleeding. You are keeping my hopes up and I effing hate you.

As a matter of fact, Aunt Flo sounds too familial and welcoming, like "my aunt is coming to visit!!" instead of, "my stupid flucking arch nemesis flo is coming." From here on out, you have been renamed. 

I couldnt delete and I forgot to quote so here it is again!

 This made me laugh! I like her new name much better.  Expect at this point I cant wait for her to show so I can move on. Heres fingers crossed that she skips you and comes on over to me! 

NBBride05

krisztina33:

I have another one--pregnancy mentioned--not mine

Dear b**** who I used to be friends with:

It disgusted me when I found out that you had an abortion when you got pregnant before your wedding just so you would be able to fit into your wedding dress.  It disgusted me even more that you knew you might get pregnant as you were having unprotected sex since you didn't want the pill to make you fat before your wedding.  And it disgusts me tremendously that a month after you got married you were blessed with a healthy pregnancy and now have a beautiful newborn baby boy.

Fluck you!!!

ETA - removal of not nice word to be replaced by nicer asterisks...sorry ladies!

Wow - how awful and so unfair!!!!  

besoul

Mmm79:

Dear every nurse and doctor I seem to encounter,

Please stop telling me "well at least you know you can get pregant easily" as if that is some sort of comfort after I have lost two babies.  I know you mean well, but it really doesn't matter how easily I get pregnant if none of them stick. 

Thanks,

Mmm79

Co-Signed, Besoul.