Help with step-parenting.

Don Draper

I recently married my second wife, a classy French Canadian broad with a penchant for singing and mingling with artsy types. I have three children with my ex-wife. 

How can I teach my kids to make the drinks my new wife likes? Sally will only make martinis out of spite.  

Don Draper

(I heard this board likes drinking; that is why I'm here.)

xTeamAx

Tell them their life depends on it.

DrPhilinthehouse

Don Draper:

I recently married my second wife, a classy French Canadian broad with a penchant for singing and mingling with artsy types. I have three children with my ex-wife. 

How can I teach my kids to make the drinks my new wife likes? Sally will only make martinis out of spite.  

?It's time to get real!? You need to take responsibility for your children and be a  parent. I think you may have an addiction to the party life. Give me a call 

=Captain Morgan=

DrPhilinthehouse:

Don Draper:

I recently married my second wife, a classy French Canadian broad with a penchant for singing and mingling with artsy types. I have three children with my ex-wife. 

How can I teach my kids to make the drinks my new wife likes? Sally will only make martinis out of spite.  

?It's time to get real!? You need to take responsibility for your children and be a  parent. I think you may have an addiction to the party life. Give me a call 

Don't you listen to this land-lover. Drink me up!

Don Draper

DrPhilinthehouse:

Don Draper:

I recently married my second wife, a classy French Canadian broad with a penchant for singing and mingling with artsy types. I have three children with my ex-wife. 

How can I teach my kids to make the drinks my new wife likes? Sally will only make martinis out of spite.  

?It's time to get real!? You need to take responsibility for your children and be a  parent. I think you may have an addiction to the party life. Give me a call 

Nonsense. A healthy amount of drinking and smoking is necessary for a good life and my creativity.  This psychology thing is a passing fad. I sent my ex-wife to a charlatan like you. 

TobiasFunkeAnalrapist

Well, aren't you a shiny building of a man!

How about taking on a British nanny?  Start every morning off with a banger in the mouth!

MichDuggar

Don Draper:

I recently married my second wife, a classy French Canadian broad with a penchant for singing and mingling with artsy types. I have three children with my ex-wife. 

How can I teach my kids to make the drinks my new wife likes? Sally will only make martinis out of spite.  

Marriage is a sacred thing between one man and one woman. You should not have gotten a divorce because that is not what God wants us to do. You should've tried to work things out with your first wife, maybe go to see a Christian counselor?

As for your children, I agree with Dr. Phil. You should not be subjecting them to alcohol. In fact, I do not think drinking alcohol is a very wise decision at all.

I will pray for you and your children.

SnoopDogg420

Don Draper:

DrPhilinthehouse:

Don Draper:

I recently married my second wife, a classy French Canadian broad with a penchant for singing and mingling with artsy types. I have three children with my ex-wife. 

How can I teach my kids to make the drinks my new wife likes? Sally will only make martinis out of spite.  

?It's time to get real!? You need to take responsibility for your children and be a  parent. I think you may have an addiction to the party life. Give me a call 

Nonsense. A healthy amount of drinking and smoking is necessary for a good life and my creativity.  This psychology thing is a passing fad. I sent my ex-wife to a charlatan like you. 

You my type of man don juan!   I prefer chronic and gin & juice.  I tend to flow and my best rap songs are birthed.