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1st Trimester
Things You're Doing or Not Doing Because You're Paranoid? :)
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Re: Things You're Doing or Not Doing Because You're Paranoid? :)
Honey, it's gonna be a long 9 months with all this.
I drink caffeine, run, jump, bend over, my husband bangs me, and I eat *unheated lunch meat*, I like speed bumps, it's like being on a roller coaster if you go fast! DH spanks dat ass and grabs my boobs...
I'm 35 weeks. You'll live.
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What about spreading your legs in front of the jacuzzi jets?
Ya know what I did while I was pregnant with LO?
Right after I got my BFP I laid in bed.... for 9 months. I ate 20 prunes a day so if I pooped I wouldn't end up pushing baby out! I also kept a few bed pans close by so getting out of bed wouldn't cause a m/c. I kept my laptop nearby but never put it on my belly so that the heat wouldn't fry LO. At night, I was sure to have DH strap me down before he went into the other room (cant have him bumping into LO if he turns over the wrong way) so that I wouldn't turn on my belly the wrong way and squish LO. Now LO is out and I don't know what to do! I think I am going to confine him to his crib for the rest of his life.... he'll be safe there.....
Totally screwed up my posting windows.. meant to put this on the actual post ROFL. It's been a long day
Ya know what I did while I was pregnant with LO?
Right after I got my BFP I laid in bed.... for 9 months. I ate 20 prunes a day so if I pooped I wouldn't end up pushing baby out! I also kept a few bed pans close by so getting out of bed wouldn't cause a m/c. I kept my laptop nearby but never put it on my belly so that the heat wouldn't fry LO. At night, I was sure to have DH strap me down before he went into the other room (cant have him bumping into LO if he turns over the wrong way) so that I wouldn't turn on my belly the wrong way and squish LO. Now LO is out and I don't know what to do! I think I am going to confine him to his crib for the rest of his life.... he'll be safe there.....Damn Girl! You are a wild one! Loved this!
1. Duct tape, man. Duct tape. Just close up any potential fetal exit points.
2. At first I was spending a lot of time Googling safe foods. I eventually realized that the best solution was starvation. I don't want all the nasty chemicals seeping in from plastic food packaging or canned items...I mean, obviously. Produce of course has far too much risk of listeria or salmonella or who knows what. Meat is so full of hormones, too. The only solution is to grow your own organic garden; alas, my soil is not 3 years certified clean, so I can't be certain of what pollutants are even in my backyard.
I feel you, girl. Better safe than sorry.
WoW...........
1. You should drive slowly over speed bumps it's kinda why they are there.
2. Really? Wait till you get to the 3rd trimester the force of gravity will pull your butt into that chair so fast...It's the getting back up that takes awhile.
3.If your pants are that tight I suggest you purchase some new ones.
4. Your just plain nuts. Seek help!
With that being said, I have not had any troubles TTC. I have a friend who lost several babies, before having her LO. She was extremely parAnoid. I would not say to the extent of the OP, but she wanted a baby so badly, she did everything by the book. She would call me with the craziest questions at all times of the day.
You rock, thanks for the link. Still, those responses were decidedly tamer and nicer than I would have expected.
After 2 years of TTC#1, 2 losses, & a lot of prayers, we're hoping this is it!