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ateal2490
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"A woman really doesn't need to be rescued. Its not the place for the knight in shining armor. Its the place for her to face her darkest moment and lay claim to her victory." -TBOBB
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Hilarious Baby Shower Submission From StfuParents
in Baby Showers
I found this to be hilarious, so I thought I'd share.
And we think we've seen some baby shower faux pas...
http://cdn.mommyish.com/files/2012/01/Not-to-be-presumptious_edit.jpg
"A woman really doesn't need to be rescued. Its not the place for the knight in shining armor. Its the place for her to face her darkest moment and lay claim to her victory." -TBOBB
You know you wanna vote for Eden....
http://tinyurl.com/VOTE-FOR-EDEN
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Re: Hilarious Baby Shower Submission From StfuParents
That is too funny. I couldn't even read it all, but I'm sure I got farther than I would have if I were one of the people this was directed to. She's be getting about 20 pink newborn onesies from me.
But what angers me the most is my intense hatred for the word "heaps." Can't explain it, but man, I am RAGING after that.
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My favorite part is where she suggests that if any of her friends and family see something that they'd like to spend their money on for her baby, and it isn't on her list, "maybe just run it by us first".
I think I would respond saying that I had decided not to burden them with any baby gifts at all.
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Yep.. She was doing it because she loves and respects her family and friends... Not because she thinks they're morons who can't pick out a useful gift if their lives depended on it or because it would be an enormous pain to have to return something at ____ weeks pregnant.
God you guys are baby haters.
He's the single greatest thing I've done in my life and reminds me daily of how fun (and funny) life can be. He's turned out pretty swell for having such a heartless and evil mother.
You're right... They could run their crappy, moronic ideas by her first so she can reject them right to their faces.
I would totally buy a 4 ft high glittery unicorn or something...with a pink bow in it's hair..or maybe be nice and do purple...got to accommodate her looong list somehow ;-)
I agree! What a nut case
Hahaha, that's great.
On the off chance that I'd actually purchase something for this crazypants, I would buy the loudest thing possible that subsequently had the largest amount of small pieces that required an extremely time consuming assembly.
"A woman really doesn't need to be rescued. Its not the place for the knight in shining armor. Its the place for her to face her darkest moment and lay claim to her victory." -TBOBB
You know you wanna vote for Eden....
http://tinyurl.com/VOTE-FOR-EDEN
She wanted princess dresses! She said they should buy her a nice, expensive outfit because she has too many jumpsuits or whatever.
And I love how the girl in the comments is telling her what a good idea it is. Maybe her friends really are brain dead and need the help.
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I want to buy everything pink and send it to this lady's house.