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June 2012 Moms
Scandalous confessions...
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Re: Scandalous confessions...
HAHAHAHA
Love it.
When my DH and I had been dating for almost a year, I finally got to meet his best friend that moved a few states away right before we got together. I mean BEST friend, they talked all the time and I felt like I knew the guy without even meeting him.
The moment he introduced us I immediately recognized him as a random guy I had a one night stand with before I even met my DH. I'm not sure if he recognized me, but if so he's never said anything. I haven't told a soul until now. I will NEVER tell.
My DH was the best man at his wedding a few years ago and we've all turned out to be like family.
I've licked my husband's butt before. Yea, I'm a one upper.
Also, butt sex isn't fun when you have a hemorrhoid the size of a grapefruit hanging from your ass.
You win. DH has enough hair back there to weave a blanket. Not going there...maybe if he shaved... No. No. Not doing it.
I started watching porn & masturbating when I was in 3rd grade. & I still do both...all the time. Oh, and DH just found out that I watch porn like a teenage boy the other day.. hahahah.
When I met DH, I had just gotten out of a long-term relationship of over 1.5 yrs. I wasn't looking for anything long term. & the first time we had sex was only 4 days after having met each other. It was REALLY bad sex (mostly because he was drunk).. and I almost didn't see him again because of it.
I have abandonment issues & had a real problem committing until DH came along.
I think I love sex more than DH does.. and since I've been pregnant I can only get off if I'm on top.
Elonah [3], Bentley [1]
Wow, oh my god.
By the way this thread is amazing. Great idea.
I have an actual hate for my father-n-law. Not just don't get along, I cannot stand this man. He has a court hearing for a sex offensive case, didn't take the plea bargain. I hope he loses and gets locked up so I don't have to deal with him and my child for a while!
I'm kind of laughing at the fact that you are OMGing at the hemorrhoid thing and not the anal licking thing. I figured it would have been the other way around.
Maybe she's a closet butt licker...
After everything that's been posted on here, the butt licking wasn't that shocking.
This makes me sad for you ladies! I O every time and it usually only takes about 30 seconds. But I rarely have a 2nd, so once I go I really just want to be done. If I'm really in a hurry a tiny bit of dirty talk and snap, we're done. Because of this our sex life is 99% quickies. No one is complaining though.
Also, both this pregnancy and last I regularly have dreams about ex boyfriends. Not usually naughty but still weird b/c it doesn't happen when I'm not KU.
OK... I'm in love with this thread... Awesome! Here's mine...
1. I got married when I was 19... he ended up being abusive and I left him after 6 months of being beaten and raped every day. We were pregnant before we got married and miscarried. I still thank God every day that he took that baby because even tho it was so painful, I know she's in a much better place.
2. My boyfriend is HORRIBLE at going down on me.. and I absolutely hate doing it to him. I'd rather just get it over with... not that it isn't good, he gets me off every time.. He just wants to go at it for HOURS and I really do not feel like it. Ever. I'd rather just have 20 quickies a day that 1 four hour long session.
3. My ex (see #1) forced me to do meth, I havent touched it since I left him... but I have tried pot, shrooms, and ecstacy...
4. I know there's so many more things but I can't think of them right now...
Before I knew my husband I was friends with benefits with a friend of his. I started hanging out with this guy right after my divorce and we had the most amazing sex. We talked about doing threesomes, with another guy and with another girl. The person that we were going to ask to be the other guy was my husband. They had a deal that if either of them needed the other to close the deal in that way that they'd do it. They actually did do it together with another girl several years before that.
We only never asked him cause I was trying to build up my nerve to do it. I told my husband that it really would have sucked if we had cause I don't think I could have dated him after that. My husband said he probably would have still asked me out.
I was too nervous to do the girl one too. But, I've lost my chance for it now cause I'm a jealous person and I don't think it's something I could do while in a committed relationship.
My husband and I also do extasy like once a year. This last year we did it and it was specifically planned for before we started TTC. I found out I was pregnant right after that and freaked out and was going to have an abortion when I miscarried. I just couldn't see having a child with such a negative beginning, there is practically no information on birth defects/issues with having used that drug early on in pregnancy.
I was married 3 times by the age 31. The first two only lasted one and two years respectively and were total mistakes.
My second marriage ended because he wanted to try an open marriage and he fell in love with his "other". Before we split he spent 3 months being very abusive to me.
I claim to have lost 108 lbs the "right" way with diet and exercise over 2 year span and its true...but add daily bulimia to the equation. I'm pretty sure its the bulimia that made me develop my heart condition. I'm scared that this pregnancy weight I'm gaining (20 lbs so far) is going to make me start up again...I already threw up to feel better once this week.
I LOVE this post - and I'm sad that I'm too much of a weenie to stay awake and be on the board at night - and I have to participate the next day. Oh well here goes:
1 - I too am a squirter but only when it's AMAZING.
2 - I also get turned on by girl on girl action and I think about guy on girl, girl on girl and sometimes people watching me when DH and I are getting it on.
3 - When DH and I were dating, we would have sex on our balconies when we lived in HI because I really want people to watch - we've gotten cheered on twice.
4 - I talked my way out of an underage drinking and open container ticket when I was 19 yrs old - never had it go on my record, never had to pay a dime on it - and since that was 11 years ago - I'm pretty sure the statute of limitations is exceeded now.
Not gonna lie, I liked butt sex too. I asked FI if he'd ever be willing to try it (I didn't tell him that I had already done it) and he said he'd never tried it because it wasn't really his thing. Saddy face.
Also, I've always wondered what it felt like to squirt. Was it something you just did or did you have to think about it? haha, sorry my post is just about sex. I wish I had a scandalous confession to add. I swear, I'm not just wussing out!
LOL - I definitely don't think about it, it just happens. Though for me it happens when I'm REALLY into it. Actually for the embarassing part of this - the first couple of times it happened to me - I thought I peed. It's like a gush of water and I love it. I get so wet that if we are gonna be on the bed, I have to fold up a towel and lay on top of several layers of that - we have used 2 towels before to ensure it doesn't soak through.
I go to bed way too early to have participated last night, but here's mine (pretty lame)
I lost my virginity in the parking lot of a mormon church- I'm going to hell
So glad to hear I am not the only one. I dated women for 10 years and was in a very serious relationship for three of those years.
You're not the only ones!
Honestly it wasn't anything serious as it only lasted a year, but that was only because we weren't compatible. I would've been open to dating a woman again (before meeting FI).
I'm pretty tame compared to some of you!
I was a virgin when I met DH, and while we didn't wait until marriage, he's the only guy I've ever slept with. I've never had the desire to "test drive" with anyone else.
We're pretty boring, just regular ol sex, kind of people. We tried one "toy" and it was awful!
Sometimes I'm glad we have low-end sex drives, but sometimes I just want him to (want to) rip my clothes off!
That's funny. My high school friend told me about how she was messing around with her boyfriend and she felt like she "had to pee but couldn't stop it" and I had to tell her about squirting.
Ya'll are all some scandalous women!!!
I'm going to jump in here late because I feel guilty reading all these without sharing.
For some reason, in my committed relationships, I've never had the sex life I wanted to. While my H and I are very open about things, I wish he would be dominant and aggressive - I would love it if he just took charge, spanked me, etc. I have only ever done those things with people I didn't love in my early twenties.
MH and I got married when I was four months pregnant with my first and it was a good year before I really knew if it would work out!
Sometimes I do male brazilian waxing and am praying a hot guy never comes in for it as that would be awwwkward.
I totally think I'd like to have a threesome one day.
To the PP who fantasizes about her male friend, I do that too! Don't worry it wears off after awhile.
Last one: I work alone the majority of the week and have totally masturbated when bored. I'm not doing that right now though, so don't worry.