Excuse me? I am not on welfare. I am about to graduate college and am a member of a great southern sorority and my Daddy is a very successful businessman. I am good people. Sorry you're jealous skank.
Yet your "buddy" doesn't have a job anymore and you have no insurance. Sounds like the right time to make a baby.
Married 9/19/09
BFP#1 05/19/10 M/C 6/4/10 d/x threatened m/c 6/6/10 m/c confirmed
BFP#2 10/26/10 M/C 11/01/10
BFP#3 11/28/10 C/P 11/29/10
BFP#4 02/23/11 M/C 3/1/11
BFP#5 08/13/11 EDD 04/27/12 Beta @11DPO 8.79 Beta @13DPO 36 Beta @17DPO 179 Beta @20DPO 679!! 6w3d hb 116 bpm! 8w3d hb 164 bpm! 10w4d hb 177-187 NT scan 12w2d hb 173-everything looks great! 14w4d-everything still looks great! A/S scheduled for 12/12!
Our rainbow baby is here!! Emmalynn Anne born 4/27/12 via unplanned c-section BFP#6 Surprise! Here comes baby #2! Harper Elizabeth born 12/17/13 via c-section
I'm not planning on teaching you idiots. I came to Ole Miss to get my Mrs. Degree.
You still haven't. Because he isn't your husband, he is your buddy.
OH MY GOD do you not read? I said we are planning on getting engaged really soon, unless I'm pregnant and then we'll get hitched before we get married.
Awww, I had almost forgotten that one. She thinks getting hitched is different than getting married... Is that what your parents told you to make you feel better about being older than their anniversary?
I do not understand where you people are from. Damn Yankees. If I am preggo we will have a small ceremony and then a bigger wedding after the baby is born. What is so hard to understand about that?
Are you familiar with the Mason-Dixon line? I live South of that...
I am not going to go into the whole "hitched" vs "married" thing. I think the logic of it is too far over your head.
Do you see how often you have to ask "What is so hard to understand about that?" The thing is, you are dealing with a LOT of very intelligent women here. YOU seem to be the only one who does not understand things here.
I'm not planning on teaching you idiots. I came to Ole Miss to get my Mrs. Degree.
You still haven't. Because he isn't your husband, he is your buddy.
OH MY GOD do you not read? I said we are planning on getting engaged really soon, unless I'm pregnant and then we'll get hitched before we get married.
Awww, I had almost forgotten that one. She thinks getting hitched is different than getting married... Is that what your parents told you to make you feel better about being older than their anniversary?
I do not understand where you people are from. Damn Yankees. If I am preggo we will have a small ceremony and then a bigger wedding after the baby is born. What is so hard to understand about that?
Nothing. Everything you say is as clear as your period.
I do not understand where you people are from. Damn Yankees. If I am preggo we will have a small ceremony and then a bigger wedding after the baby is born. What is so hard to understand about that?
Wow. Thank you so much for being the reason people think all Southerners are stupid. (We're not, by the way. I promise!)
I'm not planning on teaching you idiots. I came to Ole Miss to get my Mrs. Degree.
You don't have it yet? And yet you think you may be... with child?
My dear, things simply are not done that way! I fear I may swoon...
What will your Daddy say about this!
True, if you were a true southern lady, you would not be behaving in such an appalling manner. If you want to be catty, then you should go with the old standby-
Well bless your heart.
You need to find yourself a proper gentlemen who would have taken your hand in marriage before *pardon my language* knocking you up.
Are you part of your local DAR? I'm sure they would appalled if they heard about this.
Excuse me? I am not on welfare. I am about to graduate college and am a member of a great southern sorority and my Daddy is a very successful businessman. I am good people. Sorry you're jealous skank.
Yet your "buddy" doesn't have a job anymore and you have no insurance. Sounds like the right time to make a baby.
The baby has already been made (well probs) you id. And I'm on my Daddy's insurance. He's probably not going to be too happy happy if I'm preggers before we're married but he'll just have to get over it.
My husband puts up with me because my t*ts shoot butterscotch! You on the other hand, remind me of butterscotch. You probably smell like butt and talking to you will turn people to scotch. The END!!
TTC 7-2011 *BFP 11-17-2011 *Emergency C-Section due to placenta abruption at 35 weeks *TTC #2 6-17-14
From the Urban Dictionary. Now her degree makes perfect sense. She wasn't referring to a Masters degree at all!! At least she is smart enough to know she should not be influencing young lives...
MRS Degree
noun: pejorative 1. A marriage as a result of attending a 4-year university with the soul purpose of getting married and consequently not completing college. 2. The attending of college, usually a 4-year university of moderate to high prestige, to get married to avoid independence or responsibility. 3. To go from one's parent's home to the home of a spouse with out ever achieving emotional or financial independence, or academic success.
I'm not planning on teaching you idiots. I came to Ole Miss to get my Mrs. Degree.
You still haven't. Because he isn't your husband, he is your buddy.
OH MY GOD do you not read? I said we are planning on getting engaged really soon, unless I'm pregnant and then we'll get hitched before we get married.
Awww, I had almost forgotten that one. She thinks getting hitched is different than getting married... Is that what your parents told you to make you feel better about being older than their anniversary?
bahahaha.
That would be the same parents that told her that she gets a clear period before her real period.
Married 9/19/09
BFP#1 05/19/10 M/C 6/4/10 d/x threatened m/c 6/6/10 m/c confirmed
BFP#2 10/26/10 M/C 11/01/10
BFP#3 11/28/10 C/P 11/29/10
BFP#4 02/23/11 M/C 3/1/11
BFP#5 08/13/11 EDD 04/27/12 Beta @11DPO 8.79 Beta @13DPO 36 Beta @17DPO 179 Beta @20DPO 679!! 6w3d hb 116 bpm! 8w3d hb 164 bpm! 10w4d hb 177-187 NT scan 12w2d hb 173-everything looks great! 14w4d-everything still looks great! A/S scheduled for 12/12!
Our rainbow baby is here!! Emmalynn Anne born 4/27/12 via unplanned c-section BFP#6 Surprise! Here comes baby #2! Harper Elizabeth born 12/17/13 via c-section
Excuse me? I am not on welfare. I am about to graduate college and am a member of a great southern sorority and my Daddy is a very successful businessman. I am good people. Sorry you're jealous skank.
Yet your "buddy" doesn't have a job anymore and you have no insurance. Sounds like the right time to make a baby.
The baby has already been made (well probs) you id. And I'm on my Daddy's insurance. He's probably not going to be too happy happy if I'm preggers before we're married but he'll just have to get over it.
You need to keep your MUD straight. In your previous post you said "He lost his job on Friday and we won't have health insurance now but I know having a baby will really cheer him up!"
And I am not an id (do you mean idiot?). I'm not the one that thinks that you get two periods in a month.
But thanks for making us teachers (you know the ones that actually go to school to get our degree and teach students) and us southerners look like idiots everytime you open your mouth.
Married 9/19/09
BFP#1 05/19/10 M/C 6/4/10 d/x threatened m/c 6/6/10 m/c confirmed
BFP#2 10/26/10 M/C 11/01/10
BFP#3 11/28/10 C/P 11/29/10
BFP#4 02/23/11 M/C 3/1/11
BFP#5 08/13/11 EDD 04/27/12 Beta @11DPO 8.79 Beta @13DPO 36 Beta @17DPO 179 Beta @20DPO 679!! 6w3d hb 116 bpm! 8w3d hb 164 bpm! 10w4d hb 177-187 NT scan 12w2d hb 173-everything looks great! 14w4d-everything still looks great! A/S scheduled for 12/12!
Our rainbow baby is here!! Emmalynn Anne born 4/27/12 via unplanned c-section BFP#6 Surprise! Here comes baby #2! Harper Elizabeth born 12/17/13 via c-section
Excuse me? I am not on welfare. I am about to graduate college and am a member of a great southern sorority and my Daddy is a very successful businessman. I am good people. Sorry you're jealous skank.
Yet your "buddy" doesn't have a job anymore and you have no insurance. Sounds like the right time to make a baby.
The baby has already been made (well probs) you id. And I'm on my Daddy's insurance. He's probably not going to be too happy happy if I'm preggers before we're married but he'll just have to get over it.
You do know that once you are married (or hitched or whatever the hell it is you are going to be), you aren't your "Daddy's" dependent anymore and won't be able to be in his insurance, right?
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Excuse me? I am not on welfare. I am about to graduate college and am a member of a great southern sorority and my Daddy is a very successful businessman. I am good people. Sorry you're jealous skank.
Yet your "buddy" doesn't have a job anymore and you have no insurance. Sounds like the right time to make a baby.
The baby has already been made (well probs) you id. And I'm on my Daddy's insurance. He's probably not going to be too happy happy if I'm preggers before we're married but he'll just have to get over it.
You need to keep your MUD straight. In your previous post you said "He lost his job on Friday and we won't have health insurance now but I know having a baby will really cheer him up!"
And I am not an id (do you mean idiot?). I'm not the one that thinks that you get two periods in a month.
But thanks for making us teachers (you know the ones that actually go to school to get our degree and teach students) and us southerners look like idiots everytime you open your mouth.
IF WE GOT HITCHED, THEN I WOULD HAVE BEEN ON HIS HEALTH INSURANCE!!! WHAT IS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT?
I'm not planning on teaching you idiots. I came to Ole Miss to get my Mrs. Degree.
You still haven't. Because he isn't your husband, he is your buddy.
OH MY GOD do you not read? I said we are planning on getting engaged really soon, unless I'm pregnant and then we'll get hitched before we get married.
This is so obviously fake, but it is like crack and I can't stop reading. Well done Mallory+Kyle, well done.
Married since 2008 | TTC #1 since 2011
2 losses: Nov '11 and Aug '12 Dx: Feb '13 - HSG shows clear tubes but minor diverticulitis; Borderline DOR; Low DHEA and low testosterone. Moving on to IUI or IVF.
3.4.13: Holy crap! Surprise natural BFP on cycle #19. EDD 11.12.13 We've got a peen.....it's a boy! Little man born 11.17.2013 via c-section
Excuse me? I am not on welfare. I am about to graduate college and am a member of a great southern sorority and my Daddy is a very successful businessman. I am good people. Sorry you're jealous skank.
Yet your "buddy" doesn't have a job anymore and you have no insurance. Sounds like the right time to make a baby.
The baby has already been made (well probs) you id. And I'm on my Daddy's insurance. He's probably not going to be too happy happy if I'm preggers before we're married but he'll just have to get over it.
You need to keep your MUD straight. In your previous post you said "He lost his job on Friday and we won't have health insurance now but I know having a baby will really cheer him up!"
And I am not an id (do you mean idiot?). I'm not the one that thinks that you get two periods in a month.
But thanks for making us teachers (you know the ones that actually go to school to get our degree and teach students) and us southerners look like idiots everytime you open your mouth.
IF WE GOT HITCHED, THEN I WOULD HAVE BEEN ON HIS HEALTH INSURANCE!!! WHAT IS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT?
And she's yelling...you need to stop throwing a hissy fit and act like a lady!
Ladies don't yell. Do you need to take your debutante lessons again?
From the Urban Dictionary. Now her degree makes perfect sense. She wasn't referring to a Masters degree at all!! At least she is smart enough to know she should not be influencing young lives...
MRS Degree
noun: pejorative 1. A marriage as a result of attending a 4-year university with the soul purpose of getting married and consequently not completing college. 2. The attending of college, usually a 4-year university of moderate to high prestige, to get married to avoid independence or responsibility. 3. To go from one's parent's home to the home of a spouse with out ever achieving emotional or financial independence, or academic success.
I think she failed in the husband picking portion of this program!
The only Easter Bunny I can get behind. Maxwell Joseph 4/09 Lucy Violet 10/12
My husband puts up with me because my t*ts shoot butterscotch! You on the other hand, remind me of butterscotch. You probably smell like butt and talking to you will turn people to scotch. The END!!
This hurts my head. Just stop, before you make yourself look as dumb as OP
I don't normally get involved with this kind of stuff but this one bothers me. You posted something, got comments you did not appreciate (didn't read the thread, don't really care) but I don't understand how you think suggesting that God doesn't want these women pregnant makes you any better than them?
Is this a blanket post to everyone on this board? Are you serious?
How old are you? You sound like you're rather immature.
Most of the women on this board are snarky to questions that can be simply answered through google or are so blatantly made-up (Thank you MUD) that it's simply a waste of our time and board space.
Seriously.
How old are you?
Well I hope for the sake of all your future students that you will not be a science teacher because you obviously do not understand how the female body works. :-)
I am 22 ALMOST 23 and I'm going to be a teacher, so I'm not stupid. But thanks.
My husband puts up with me because my t*ts shoot butterscotch! You on the other hand, remind me of butterscotch. You probably smell like butt and talking to you will turn people to scotch. The END!!
"Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength."
Thank you for helping me kill the last 30 minutes of my time.
On a related yet unrelated subject, I told a security guard "bless your heart" after telling me I couldn't bring my sons diaper bag into the ER with me to see my MIL who had just had her car flipped. He didn't get it.
i carry your heart with me(i carry it in my heart)
Excuse me? I am not on welfare. I am about to graduate college and am a member of a great southern sorority and my Daddy is a very successful businessman. I am good people. Sorry you're jealous skank.
I would just like to say that as a Southern woman who is an alumna of a old southern sorority I am horrified at how you are portraying the rest of us.
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MUD aside, I'd like to see you say some shiit like that to someone's face. That kind of crap makes me feel the need to take my earrings out and get scrappy.
You took the words out of my mouth...Oh HELL NO shanaynay, hold my earrings girl!
Posts like this are the reason I lurk on TTGP. Pure comedy!
MUD aside, I'd like to see you say some shiit like that to someone's face. That kind of crap makes me feel the need to take my earrings out and get scrappy.
You took the words out of my mouth...Oh HELL NO shanaynay, hold my earrings girl!
Posts like this are the reason I lurk on TTGP. Pure comedy!
Exactly how many pages did you have to go back to find this gem?
Re: I don't know how your husbands put up with yall.
BFP#1 05/19/10 M/C 6/4/10 d/x threatened m/c 6/6/10 m/c confirmed
BFP#2 10/26/10 M/C 11/01/10
BFP#3 11/28/10 C/P 11/29/10
BFP#4 02/23/11 M/C 3/1/11
BFP#5 08/13/11 EDD 04/27/12 Beta @11DPO 8.79 Beta @13DPO 36 Beta @17DPO 179 Beta @20DPO 679!! 6w3d hb 116 bpm! 8w3d hb 164 bpm! 10w4d hb 177-187 NT scan 12w2d hb 173-everything looks great! 14w4d-everything still looks great! A/S scheduled for 12/12!
Our rainbow baby is here!! Emmalynn Anne born 4/27/12 via unplanned c-section
BFP#6 Surprise! Here comes baby #2! Harper Elizabeth born 12/17/13 via c-section
Are you familiar with the Mason-Dixon line? I live South of that...
I am not going to go into the whole "hitched" vs "married" thing. I think the logic of it is too far over your head.
Do you see how often you have to ask "What is so hard to understand about that?" The thing is, you are dealing with a LOT of very intelligent women here. YOU seem to be the only one who does not understand things here.
FTW
I bet she can't spell license
Wow. Thank you so much for being the reason people think all Southerners are stupid. (We're not, by the way. I promise!)
True, if you were a true southern lady, you would not be behaving in such an appalling manner. If you want to be catty, then you should go with the old standby-
Well bless your heart.
You need to find yourself a proper gentlemen who would have taken your hand in marriage before *pardon my language* knocking you up.
Are you part of your local DAR? I'm sure they would appalled if they heard about this.
my currently-reading shelf:
The baby has already been made (well probs) you id. And I'm on my Daddy's insurance. He's probably not going to be too happy happy if I'm preggers before we're married but he'll just have to get over it.
TTC 7-2011 *BFP 11-17-2011 *Emergency C-Section due to placenta abruption at 35 weeks *TTC #2 6-17-14
From the Urban Dictionary. Now her degree makes perfect sense. She wasn't referring to a Masters degree at all!! At least she is smart enough to know she should not be influencing young lives...
MRS Degree
1. A marriage as a result of attending a 4-year university with the soul purpose of getting married and consequently not completing college.
2. The attending of college, usually a 4-year university of moderate to high prestige, to get married to avoid independence or responsibility.
3. To go from one's parent's home to the home of a spouse with out ever achieving emotional or financial independence, or academic success.
bahahaha.
That would be the same parents that told her that she gets a clear period before her real period.
BFP#1 05/19/10 M/C 6/4/10 d/x threatened m/c 6/6/10 m/c confirmed
BFP#2 10/26/10 M/C 11/01/10
BFP#3 11/28/10 C/P 11/29/10
BFP#4 02/23/11 M/C 3/1/11
BFP#5 08/13/11 EDD 04/27/12 Beta @11DPO 8.79 Beta @13DPO 36 Beta @17DPO 179 Beta @20DPO 679!! 6w3d hb 116 bpm! 8w3d hb 164 bpm! 10w4d hb 177-187 NT scan 12w2d hb 173-everything looks great! 14w4d-everything still looks great! A/S scheduled for 12/12!
Our rainbow baby is here!! Emmalynn Anne born 4/27/12 via unplanned c-section
BFP#6 Surprise! Here comes baby #2! Harper Elizabeth born 12/17/13 via c-section
You need to keep your MUD straight. In your previous post you said "He lost his job on Friday and we won't have health insurance now but I know having a baby will really cheer him up!"
And I am not an id (do you mean idiot?). I'm not the one that thinks that you get two periods in a month.
But thanks for making us teachers (you know the ones that actually go to school to get our degree and teach students) and us southerners look like idiots everytime you open your mouth.
BFP#1 05/19/10 M/C 6/4/10 d/x threatened m/c 6/6/10 m/c confirmed
BFP#2 10/26/10 M/C 11/01/10
BFP#3 11/28/10 C/P 11/29/10
BFP#4 02/23/11 M/C 3/1/11
BFP#5 08/13/11 EDD 04/27/12 Beta @11DPO 8.79 Beta @13DPO 36 Beta @17DPO 179 Beta @20DPO 679!! 6w3d hb 116 bpm! 8w3d hb 164 bpm! 10w4d hb 177-187 NT scan 12w2d hb 173-everything looks great! 14w4d-everything still looks great! A/S scheduled for 12/12!
Our rainbow baby is here!! Emmalynn Anne born 4/27/12 via unplanned c-section
BFP#6 Surprise! Here comes baby #2! Harper Elizabeth born 12/17/13 via c-section
You do know that once you are married (or hitched or whatever the hell it is you are going to be), you aren't your "Daddy's" dependent anymore and won't be able to be in his insurance, right?
IF WE GOT HITCHED, THEN I WOULD HAVE BEEN ON HIS HEALTH INSURANCE!!! WHAT IS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT?
This is so obviously fake, but it is like crack and I can't stop reading. Well done Mallory+Kyle, well done.
Dx: Feb '13 - HSG shows clear tubes but minor diverticulitis; Borderline DOR; Low DHEA and low testosterone.
Moving on to IUI or IVF.
We've got a peen.....it's a boy!
Little man born 11.17.2013 via c-section
And she's yelling...you need to stop throwing a hissy fit and act like a lady!
Ladies don't yell. Do you need to take your debutante lessons again?
my currently-reading shelf:
I think she failed in the husband picking portion of this program!
The only Easter Bunny I can get behind.
Maxwell Joseph 4/09 Lucy Violet 10/12
This hurts my head. Just stop, before you make yourself look as dumb as OP
P/SAIF Welcome
Invisible Finish Line
3T's Traveling Ovary Blog
7DPO Progesterone: low. CD3 BW: normal, HSG: clear
DX: severe MFI (low all 3) and low T. Undergoing replacement therapy.
This
IUI #1=BFN
IUI #2=BFP! Beta#1:87 Beta #2:1050
~It's a GIRL!~
"Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength."
On a related yet unrelated subject, I told a security guard "bless your heart" after telling me I couldn't bring my sons diaper bag into the ER with me to see my MIL who had just had her car flipped. He didn't get it.
Cooper+Evie=Soulmates

Mama's Clone - 07/18/12
I would just like to say that as a Southern woman who is an alumna of a old southern sorority I am horrified at how you are portraying the rest of us.
You took the words out of my mouth...Oh HELL NO shanaynay, hold my earrings girl!
Posts like this are the reason I lurk on TTGP. Pure comedy!
Exactly how many pages did you have to go back to find this gem?
P/SAIF Welcome
Invisible Finish Line
3T's Traveling Ovary Blog
7DPO Progesterone: low. CD3 BW: normal, HSG: clear
DX: severe MFI (low all 3) and low T. Undergoing replacement therapy.