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I don't know how your husbands put up with yall.

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Re: I don't know how your husbands put up with yall.

  • imageWordsmith226:

    Oh, you speak Southern?  Then let me use words you will understand.

     

    Bless your heart.

    BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    And that is all I am going to say about this muddy troll.

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  • imageLilyPotter218:
    imageSvenny1011:

    Maybe you should focus on actually graduating college rather than your clear period, halfway taking an hpt, how our husbands put up with us, and in general, posting MUD. 

    No way she is actually going to graduate if she really thinks there is such thing as a clear period...  

    Oh, that is obvious. 

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  • imagemallory+kyle:
    imageslightlyslapdash:

    Is this a blanket post to everyone on this board?  Are you serious?

    How old are you?  You sound like you're rather immature.

    Most of the women on this board are snarky to questions that can be simply answered through google or are so blatantly made-up (Thank you MUD) that it's simply a waste of our time and board space.

    Seriously.

    How old are you?

    I am 22 ALMOST 23 and I'm going to be a teacher, so I'm not stupid. But thanks.


    HAHA 22 *ALMOST* 23 is the kind of thing you say when you're f*ing brain is 12 *ALMOST* 13! PLEASE use BC babies shouldn't have babies! I'm 26 and I find it hard to believe that you're at the maturity level of someone who is 22 so you're either lying or should have been held back in school...  

  • imagemallory+kyle:
    imageslightlyslapdash:

    Is this a blanket post to everyone on this board?  Are you serious?

    How old are you?  You sound like you're rather immature.

    Most of the women on this board are snarky to questions that can be simply answered through google or are so blatantly made-up (Thank you MUD) that it's simply a waste of our time and board space.

    Seriously.

    How old are you?

    I am 22 ALMOST 23 and I'm going to be a teacher, so I'm not stupid. But thanks.

    Oh dear Lord, help us all!! Where do you live? I want to make sure I don't send my kids anywhere in the same state as you. Even though this is MUD, someone who can make all of this up and act like a 10 year old shouldn't be around children at all!

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    imagemallory+kyle:
    imageslightlyslapdash:

    Is this a blanket post to everyone on this board?  Are you serious?

    How old are you?  You sound like you're rather immature.

    Most of the women on this board are snarky to questions that can be simply answered through google or are so blatantly made-up (Thank you MUD) that it's simply a waste of our time and board space.

    Seriously.

    How old are you?

    I am 22 ALMOST 23 and I'm going to be a teacher, so I'm not stupid. But thanks.

    Oh please tell us you will be teaching sex ed :) 

    For the record, I'm 22 almost 23, and you really sound more like a 14 year old girl of less-than-average intelligence. And if you're going to be a teacher, I might homeschool my children to keep you from corrupting their minds and teaching them about clear periods.

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  • imagemallory+kyle:

    I am 22 ALMOST 23 and I'm going to be a teacher, so I'm not stupid. But thanks.

    This point is debatable. Clear period, 2 periods a month, my buddy?? Yeah, you are the brightest bulb in the chandelier!
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  • imageJnmac83:
    imagemallory+kyle:
    imageslightlyslapdash:

    Is this a blanket post to everyone on this board?  Are you serious?

    How old are you?  You sound like you're rather immature.

    Most of the women on this board are snarky to questions that can be simply answered through google or are so blatantly made-up (Thank you MUD) that it's simply a waste of our time and board space.

    Seriously.

    How old are you?

    I am 22 ALMOST 23 and I'm going to be a teacher, so I'm not stupid. But thanks.

    Oh dear Lord, help us all!! Where do you live? I want to make sure I don't send my kids anywhere in the same state as you. Even though this is MUD, someone who can make all of this up and act like a 10 year old shouldn't be around children at all!

    This

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    OP..

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  • And like a toddler who doesnt get his/her way, you throw tantrums....
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  • I wonder why no one has asked her how her DH puts up with being married to a complete moron

    The ladies on this board are helpful and just tired of people like you! 

    Please go away...no one wants you here.

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    5/21/2012 - SA: same results.
    Only shot is IVF (ICSI)
    5/31/2012 - HSG: all clear
    6/22/2012 - appt with RE, confirmed ICSI is necessary.
    8/3/2012 - First IVF Monitoring Appointment
    8/17/2012 - Egg Retrieval (retrieved 23 eggs, 3 made it to freezer)
    8/18/2012 - OHSS - hospitalized, need to wait one cycle to transfer embryo(s) due to OHSS
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    10/26/2012 - Beta #2: 947
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    11/15/2012 - first u/s: baby measuring perfect, heart rate is right on target
    2/6/2013 - A/S looked perfect. Still team green by choice!
    7/6/2013 - Baby girl born after 44 hours of un-medicated labor, 2 hours of pushing, and emergency c-section due to transverse head.  DD was perfectly healthy at 6 pounds, 14 ounces.  We are thrilled!!
  • imagesmittie417:

    I wonder why no one has asked her how her DH puts up with being married to a complete moron

    The ladies on this board are helpful and just tired of people like you! 

    Please go away...no one wants you here.

    According to her..."HE IS NOT MY HUSBAND." 

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  • imageanitalynn:

    imageanitalynn:
    My husband puts up with me because I like to give BJs in the shower.

     

    ::Curtsy::  

    I think I have a girl crush on you now :)

  • imageSean+Lyss:
    imagesmittie417:

    I wonder why no one has asked her how her DH puts up with being married to a complete moron

    The ladies on this board are helpful and just tired of people like you! 

    Please go away...no one wants you here.

    According to her..."HE IS NOT MY HUSBAND." 

    Ah yes, my bad...I should have said, "her buddy".  Hmm

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    TTC since August 2011 (Me-29, DH-32).
    4/28/2012 - SA: 5% motility.
    5/21/2012 - SA: same results.
    Only shot is IVF (ICSI)
    5/31/2012 - HSG: all clear
    6/22/2012 - appt with RE, confirmed ICSI is necessary.
    8/3/2012 - First IVF Monitoring Appointment
    8/17/2012 - Egg Retrieval (retrieved 23 eggs, 3 made it to freezer)
    8/18/2012 - OHSS - hospitalized, need to wait one cycle to transfer embryo(s) due to OHSS
    8/29/2012 - begin meds for frozen cycle
    10/12/2012 - FET one embryo
    10/24/2012 - Beta #1: 442
    10/26/2012 - Beta #2: 947
    10/29/2012 - Beta #3: 2900!
    11/15/2012 - first u/s: baby measuring perfect, heart rate is right on target
    2/6/2013 - A/S looked perfect. Still team green by choice!
    7/6/2013 - Baby girl born after 44 hours of un-medicated labor, 2 hours of pushing, and emergency c-section due to transverse head.  DD was perfectly healthy at 6 pounds, 14 ounces.  We are thrilled!!
  • imagemallory+kyle:
    Excuse me? I am not on welfare. I am about to graduate college and am a member of a great southern sorority and my Daddy is a very successful businessman. I am good people. Sorry you're jealous skank.

    How DARE these people attack little ole you?  I'm *sure* your Daddy must be able to do something to make it better.

    Buy you a pony?  Make you a julep?  Oh, I know!  A new string of pearls to clutch!

  • imageWordsmith226:

    Oh, you speak Southern?  Then let me use words you will understand.

     

    Bless your heart.

    HAHAHAHAHA! Dying over this.

    and this...
    imagerrdiva1:
    imageanitalynn:
    My husband puts up with me because I like to give BJs in the shower.
    Yes
    This is obvious MUD, but doesn't change the fact that you b!tches are hilarious. Made my day.
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  • imageSGC29:

    Ahem..

    OP..

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    LOVE IT!

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  • imagemallory+kyle:
    You women are just ridiculous and rude. I'm sure your mommas didn't raise you to treat strangers this way. Maybe some of you CANT GET PREGNANT because the good Lord doesn't want such rude women mothering precious babies.

    Wow. Too far. Being a troll is one thing but being a flat out bish is another.

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    imagemallory+kyle:
    Excuse me? I am not on welfare. I am about to graduate college and am a member of a great southern sorority and my Daddy is a very successful businessman. I am good people. Sorry you're jealous skank.

    How DARE these people attack little ole you?  I'm *sure* your Daddy must be able to do something to make it better.

    Buy you a pony?  Make you a julep?  Oh, I know!  A new string of pearls to clutch!

    I think this might be my favorite AE ever. (Except for NG.) And I read all of this in an awesome Georgia peach accent.

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  • imageWordsmith226:

    Oh, you speak Southern?  Then let me use words you will understand.

     

    Bless your heart.

     

    LMAO 

  • imageblindvictory:
    imageClutchedPearls:

    imagemallory+kyle:
    Excuse me? I am not on welfare. I am about to graduate college and am a member of a great southern sorority and my Daddy is a very successful businessman. I am good people. Sorry you're jealous skank.

    How DARE these people attack little ole you?  I'm *sure* your Daddy must be able to do something to make it better.

    Buy you a pony?  Make you a julep?  Oh, I know!  A new string of pearls to clutch!

    I think this might be my favorite AE ever. (Except for NG.) And I read all of this in an awesome Georgia peach accent.

    Yes ALL of this.

  • I'm not planning on teaching you idiots. I came to Ole Miss to get my Mrs. Degree.
  • imagemallory+kyle:
    I'm not planning on teaching you idiots. I came to Ole Miss to get my Mrs. Degree.

    She must be studying English. 

  • imagemallory+kyle:
    I'm not planning on teaching you idiots. I came to Ole Miss to get my Mrs. Degree.

    Well that's good to know, since the vast majority of these women have college degrees or higher already. You don't have much to "teach" us!

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  • imagemallory+kyle:
    I'm not planning on teaching you idiots. I came to Ole Miss to get my Mrs. Degree.

    You still haven't. Because he isn't your husband, he is your buddy.

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  • What's a Mrs. degree?
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  • imagemallory+kyle:
    I'm not planning on teaching you idiots. I came to Ole Miss to get my Mrs. Degree.

    You don't have it yet?  And yet you think you may be... with child?

    My dear, things simply are not done that way!  I fear I may swoon...

    What will your Daddy say about this!

  • imageKNemo:
    What's a Mrs. degree?

    She is saying that she went to college to find a husband. Kind of a waste of money to me thought. 

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  • imageSean+Lyss:

    imageKNemo:
    What's a Mrs. degree?

    She is saying that she went to college to find a husband. Kind of a waste of money to me thought. 

    The have a degree program in How to Land a Man at Ole Miss? You learn something new every day. I wonder what the titles of those courses would be?

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  • imageSean+Lyss:

    imagemallory+kyle:
    I'm not planning on teaching you idiots. I came to Ole Miss to get my Mrs. Degree.

    You still haven't. Because he isn't your husband, he is your buddy.

    OH MY GOD do you not read? I said we are planning on getting engaged really soon, unless I'm pregnant and then we'll get hitched before we get married.

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  • imagemallory+kyle:
    I'm not planning on teaching you idiots. I came to Ole Miss to get my Mrs. Degree.

    Indifferent 

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  • imagemallory+kyle:
    imageSean+Lyss:

    imagemallory+kyle:
    I'm not planning on teaching you idiots. I came to Ole Miss to get my Mrs. Degree.

    You still haven't. Because he isn't your husband, he is your buddy.

    OH MY GOD do you not read? I said we are planning on getting engaged really soon, unless I'm pregnant and then we'll get hitched before we get married.

    Awww, I had almost forgotten that one. She thinks getting hitched is different than getting married... Is that what your parents told you to make you feel better about being older than their anniversary? 

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  • imageKNemo:
    imageSean+Lyss:

    imageKNemo:
    What's a Mrs. degree?

    She is saying that she went to college to find a husband. Kind of a waste of money to me thought. 

    The have a degree program in How to Land a Man at Ole Miss? You learn something new every day. I wonder what the titles of those courses would be?

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  • imageLilyPotter218:
    imagemallory+kyle:
    imageSean+Lyss:

    imagemallory+kyle:
    I'm not planning on teaching you idiots. I came to Ole Miss to get my Mrs. Degree.

    You still haven't. Because he isn't your husband, he is your buddy.

    OH MY GOD do you not read? I said we are planning on getting engaged really soon, unless I'm pregnant and then we'll get hitched before we get married.

    Awww, I had almost forgotten that one. She thinks getting hitched is different than getting married... Is that what your parents told you to make you feel better about being older than their anniversary? 

    I do not understand where you people are from. Damn Yankees. If I am preggo we will have a small ceremony and then a bigger wedding after the baby is born. What is so hard to understand about that?

  • imagetairairat:
    imageLilyPotter218:

    imagemallory+kyle:
    I'm not planning on teaching you idiots. I came to Ole Miss to get my Mrs. Degree.

    She must be studying English. 

     

    Dude, don't insult my degree like that!  I had to have a Senior Thesis and everything!

     

    For that, I apologize ;)

    But, I assume the school you attend teaches commas and stuff? 

  • imageSookieFrackhouse68:

    I have an ass that won't quit. It makes up for my rudeness.

    You suck at MUD. Kindly fvck off.

    I am crying laughing over this. TY!!!!
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    Our Baby Boy is due September 8, 2012
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  • imageLilyPotter218:
    imagemallory+kyle:
    imageSean+Lyss:

    imagemallory+kyle:
    I'm not planning on teaching you idiots. I came to Ole Miss to get my Mrs. Degree.

    You still haven't. Because he isn't your husband, he is your buddy.

    OH MY GOD do you not read? I said we are planning on getting engaged really soon, unless I'm pregnant and then we'll get hitched before we get married.

    Awww, I had almost forgotten that one. She thinks getting hitched is different than getting married... Is that what your parents told you to make you feel better about being older than their anniversary? 

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  • imagemallory+kyle:
    imageSean+Lyss:

    imagemallory+kyle:
    I'm not planning on teaching you idiots. I came to Ole Miss to get my Mrs. Degree.

    You still haven't. Because he isn't your husband, he is your buddy.

    OH MY GOD do you not read? I said we are planning on getting engaged really soon, unless I'm pregnant and then we'll get hitched before we get married.

    Trying to read anything you write is an exercise in patience. And a testament to my superior English skills. 

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