Chow on myass

aktemple

I've been waiting to use this line. DH called me to complain about his manager being an asshat.  I told him to calm down and talk to his manager one-on-one later about this situation, but if that didn't work he should get in face and tell him to chow on hisass! He couldn't stop laughing.  

rimjob

I told my H to use this the other day at work and he just looked at me and told me it was the stupidest thing I have ever said.  I wanted to stick my tounge out at him so bad.

lilbit923

rimjob:

I told my H to use this the other day at work and he just looked at me and told me it was the stupidest thing I have ever said.  I wanted to stick my tounge out at him so bad.

For the guys here at the office we usually wish them to slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a pool filled with alcohol.

For the girls at the office we wish them to get their period in a tank full of sharks.

TobleroneBar

cruelsound:

PS Brilliant brilliant

 

BRILLIANT

esma!!!!

srs5624

BTW ass is not a censored word.

Maybe in case someone needs to use it to reference a donkey?

violaplayer

My DH told me to chow on his ass the other day. Yep, he pays attention when I bump.