Dear Xander..

jreese14

Please take a nap so I can file your nails before your grandparents come over. I would really appreciate it.

Sincerely,

Your mother that does not want to hear about how she needs to take better care of you and pay more attention to your nails that are not even that long to be cut, so I must file them to avoid the ten minute discussion about wether or not I need help when DH is at work and if everything else is ok and if I have time to bath you and clean your ears and nose and nails and feed and change you routinely. Thanks a bunch, I'll owe you a big fat ice cream cone in a couple years if you just sleep for ten minutes so I can save my sanity this evening and do your nails now.