Yeah I'd have a pretty tough time with the arm one too. It makes me think of having to explain to each of my boys that I don't kiss their penis when it gets hurt, they thought I was such a meanie, lol.
My issue is, Dear DS, please stop playing with yourself and peeing out of your diaper every night. UGH! I am 95% sure the diapers leak because the penis is pointed out. Haha. I want to put him in a 24 month onesie, but it just seems mean. This is the stuff I NEVER thought about before becoming a mom.
Re: Dear DD - please stop humping stuff