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XL vag....
whitehead15
October 2008
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3rd Trimester
DH told me that my vag was humungous right now and he was afraid it was going to swallow him. ?Awesome...he really knows how to turn a girl on.
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stacymartz
October 2008
LOL nice......
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mommee2b
October 2008
NICE! Did ya smack him???
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Mogwai
October 2008
lmfao... did you say "If you like it now, imagine how it'll be after passing a human being through it!"
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pivey
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October 2008
Tonight you should totally peek at his pecker and be like "OMG IT SHRUNK!"
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alicatt79
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October 2008
Or maybe he's shrinking???
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Daniela79
October 2008
wow.. I would sooo smack my Dh in the head for saying something like that.... lol
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MrsGMRMartin
October 2008
Lord that is a heck of a thing to hear.
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JimsBride08
October 2008
I would've kicked him in the head! Fortunately my DH seems to have mastered keeping his mouth shut. Tell yours to shut up!
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jade_sweatpea
October 2008
I just spit my water out
My lupus Birth Story
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louandstacy
October 2008
What an f'in bstrd.
Tell him pregnancy shrinks the sperm donors penis.
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Re: XL vag....
My lupus Birth Story
What an f'in bstrd.
Tell him pregnancy shrinks the sperm donors penis.