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just thought I would post this, so you don't think I hadn't noticed!!
sorry in advance for anything that might come flying out of my mouth more sharply than usual.
Re: you guys- I've been kind of snatchy lately!
I think you've just been possessed by me and feel you need to continually drive your point home. Over and over and over again.
When really, if just one poster would stop and say "EBB, I GET YOU! I get it!" you could then stop.
Or something like that.
I will pay you $5 a month if you continue.
The board has been more lively so that's a good thing!
you should let your b!tch flag fly!
This. And I got $5 on it too with Eclaires.
now it's $10 per month! c'mon, EBB, you can't refuse that.
Now THAT, is something I have no reservations donating money to!
Snatch forever, I say!
you guys- I dont do it for the MONey, I do it for the KIDS- oh god, the kids! th....KIDS! Is nobody worrying about the kids???
oh- and also, I do it for the cab driver's union- i already get a kickback from them for fighting to clean up their rapey murderer image...
there's a battle to fight in the midwest. it takes a lot of energy, because the people think the cabbies rapin' er'rybody..
gibs: i welcomed you back before i remembered you getting on ffg's case before (a short while ago before your comicon hiatus....) i guess it's still bothering me. there's cool and there's not cool, and that was decidedly not cool.
as the jesus of cool (ok that's Nick Lowe..) I get to decide. ffg is close to my heart, you diickrag!
anyone who thinks thats gay gets a mouth full of bush.
Jodi- I am SO that way- like perhaps a careful rephrasing might sway people into submission...
im a diick.
let it out, joy. you'll feel better
Seriously, joy, if you can't let it out while pregnant, WHEN CAN YOU?
Besides, I am 99% sure I passed you the pregnancy snatcheriffic torch and you're slacking.
Don't make me take it away and give it to someone else!
I haven't torn up my EBB fan club membership card yet! (In fact, I would love to befriend you on FB, but I fear I'm embarrassingly boring compared to you.)
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uh, snatch! Yes, snatch is good. We like snatch. And if I'm stuck on bedrest for much longer, I'll add some snatch of my own since I won't be letting it loose in the office! Hooray for snatch!
I don't know why I found this so funny but I just spit wine all over me and its now dripping down my chin. Its hot, I tell ya.
But would you watch a DVD while being driven home at midnight in a cab?
NO would you watch a DVD on your portable DVD player while playing angry birds on your iPad while being driven home by a cab at midnight?
lol. NO VIDEO GAMES. They are the devil! I forbid them. And I'm a better mother than you.
Whatever...my kids have never even been in a car, much less a cab. We walk everywhere! I'm a better mother! And care more for the environment!
I'll see your $5 and raise it $5.
You take my ovaries, I take your yarns.
Clearly if I read the whole post before posting, I would have seen that the price had gone up.
I was too busy playing Mario Kart with my kid. Or rather getting my ass handed to me by my Mario Kart playing kid.
You take my ovaries, I take your yarns.
gibs, are you sorry?
like- Im all about funny snarkles- but being mean to our friend for NO good reason?
just say you're sorry and mean it so I can feel better.
I hate when my universe gets all bunched up.
and about her daughter's involvement,,,
and yes. you were mean, and if it made matters harder for her, then that's her thing. I have never known anyone so deeply GOOD on the inside like ffg- and I admit- I am a little protective of her.
she just has this enormously gracious personality- even on the damn internet.
maybe you didn't mean it the way it came across- but I just hated it.
Obviously she/he/it doesn't giveashit, EBB.
but maybe- I just had to say something.