stolen from 2nd tri: What do you call it?

Mrs. Stew

MrsGo4Hockeychick:

rvandiver0705:

kathymarie:

MrsGo4Hockeychick:

I call it whatever it is I'm talking about. Vagina, clitoris, labia, etc. 

 

I am not a child and can use grown up words.  

Yeah right, you know you say "bearded clam" like it's going out of style 

I say Vag, pronounced "vaj"

 

Well, I'm going to teach Raquel to call hers "hooha two times Tuesday", so she'll understand that women who put out on first dates get married faster, especially if those dates are on Tuesdays.

Mine is called Zazu from the Lion King.  My right boob is Simba and the left is Nala, because I'm a hoar who wears low cut tops, and my right boob falls out a lot, and thusly obviously just can't wait to be king.  Zazo is a delicate bird, who can get wrecked by DH's helicopter of love, and so I sing "Nobody Knows" when I feel like I've been pounded into the bed/floor/couch.

You're all welcome for that. 

/dead.

OMG I love you.  

Can. Not. Breathe.

BK33

I call it Vag and that totally grosses DH out! LOL

MrsGo4Hockeychick

rmj80:

TanyaKM:

rmj80:

i don't think i ever talk about it outside of talking to or answering questions from my DD...i guess i'm weird, but i would *never* tell someone that my vagina felt weird...even DH, not that i think there's anything wrong with it, i just would never do it myself

Really? You never talk about your vagina to your husband? Do you talk during sex?

Maybe I'm weird, but my DH and I talk about it all the time ;-)

a ;-) doesn't make you any less of a jerk... how's this word for you: douchebag.

 

I've got a word for you too! Prude.  

kathymarie

MrsGo4Hockeychick:

rmj80:

TanyaKM:

rmj80:

i don't think i ever talk about it outside of talking to or answering questions from my DD...i guess i'm weird, but i would *never* tell someone that my vagina felt weird...even DH, not that i think there's anything wrong with it, i just would never do it myself

Really? You never talk about your vagina to your husband? Do you talk during sex?

Maybe I'm weird, but my DH and I talk about it all the time ;-)

a ;-) doesn't make you any less of a jerk... how's this word for you: douchebag.

 

I've got a word for you too! Prude.  

You're a jerk. And how about this one: you're a douchebag. So there! A jerk and a douchebag! Never mention my vagina again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BBQBESS567

meganjane86:

rmj80:

TanyaKM:

rmj80:

i don't think i ever talk about it outside of talking to or answering questions from my DD...i guess i'm weird, but i would *never* tell someone that my vagina felt weird...even DH, not that i think there's anything wrong with it, i just would never do it myself

Really? You never talk about your vagina to your husband? Do you talk during sex?

Maybe I'm weird, but my DH and I talk about it all the time ;-)

a ;-) doesn't make you any less of a jerk... how's this word for you: douchebag.

hahaha holy crap- calm down. she wasn't being a jerk at all!

I however think you are being an uptight pink taco! ; )

 

LOL! Hilarious! I agree. Someone has her bearded-clam hiding undies in a major wad. Take the advice, have some chocolate and clam the heck down.

Geekchick921

MrsGo4Hockeychick:

kathymarie:

LOL... agreed. Ever hear of beef curtains?

what? you don't use that term on a daily basis?

here's what I see when I read pikachu:  

 

 Same, but you already knew that.

For me, bajingo (not really).   

MrsMiller1002

I really adore you ladies.

  

 

replying to the whole teaching children what to call it:

I'm going to call it whatever I feel like, and so will you! Not need to fight about vag name calling    

MrsMiller1002

Auki13:

MrsMiller1002:

MrsGo4Hockeychick:

MrsMiller1002:

As long as a child knows no one is supposed to touch their choochie, peekachu, vagina, p-bird, pee-pee, or penis, what does it matter what a 3 yearold calls there privates? 

 

Of course I'll tell them the proper terms, but if my child feels more comfortable saying any of these, (like I did as a child) I won't correct them (as long as they know the real word for it) 

because if your child walks up to a teacher, doctor or police officer and tells them someone touched their "pikachu" they aren't going to know WTF they're talking about.

And proper names matter when pressing charges for child molestation.  

Well I meant when talking to me... or DH, lIke i said they'll the know the proper terms I should have added and when to use them. 

 
I personally believe that kids should know the correct termanology but using slang is fine also.  Especially when it's adults to other adults.  It's like some kids have to go potty, #1 or #2, pee and poop, or to use the bathroom... Different people use different words, and MOST of them are pretty well known.

 

100% agree 

alubins

I'm enjoying this thread: 

cooch, munch box, mud flaps, cha cha, carpet

MrsMiller1002

Mud flaps???? BBAAAHAHAHAHAH I've never heard of that one before! 

MrsGo4Hockeychick

alubins:

I'm enjoying this thread: 

cooch, munch box, mud flaps, cha cha, carpet

I definitely learned some interesting terms using google earlier (that's how I found moose knuckles). Bacon sandwich, anyone? 

megd06

vag.

alubins

velcro triangle, vertical smile, cave of wonders

ShandaLea

OMG I am laughing so hard I almost peed me pants!!!!

eesome

Who-ha. lol

ambicklion

I was laughing so hard from this GOLDEN THREAD I came home to from my dinner out with a GF that I had to call DH on his way home and read pretty much the whole thing to him....

He suggests giving up my "nickname" from the infamous Lindsey Lohan...FIRECROTCH...because he says when he goes down, he likes to go down in FLAMES....

Bazzzzing.....

Thank you ladies for a wonderful laugh, I needed it.

 

 

ETweet

Little Lady.

A friend of mine was taught to call it her Front Butt when she was little. Too funny!

MrsGo4Hockeychick

ETweet:

Little Lady.

A friend of mine was taught to call it her Front Butt when she was little. Too funny!

my little sister (she's 10 now) used call it her front butt too. lol. No one ever taught her that though, she just came up with it.  

shanna82

kelkel2933

I call mine "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang"....only to my husband or my girlfriends, never to a child or my doctor.  I guess I could ask the doctor to check under my hood....LMAO!

Duckieer

When at the doc I use all anatomically correct names.

 

However when I'm with my GFs or my DH it's either a who-ha or vag. 

DH's parts are "Mr. Happy"  He calls mine "Mrs. Happy" (Naturally)

TanyaKM

rmj80:

TanyaKM:

rmj80:

i don't think i ever talk about it outside of talking to or answering questions from my DD...i guess i'm weird, but i would *never* tell someone that my vagina felt weird...even DH, not that i think there's anything wrong with it, i just would never do it myself

Really? You never talk about your vagina to your husband? Do you talk during sex?

Maybe I'm weird, but my DH and I talk about it all the time ;-)

a ;-) doesn't make you any less of a jerk... how's this word for you: douchebag.

????

kathymarie

TanyaKM:

rmj80:

TanyaKM:

rmj80:

i don't think i ever talk about it outside of talking to or answering questions from my DD...i guess i'm weird, but i would *never* tell someone that my vagina felt weird...even DH, not that i think there's anything wrong with it, i just would never do it myself

Really? You never talk about your vagina to your husband? Do you talk during sex?

Maybe I'm weird, but my DH and I talk about it all the time ;-)

a ;-) doesn't make you any less of a jerk... how's this word for you: douchebag.

????

Yeah, we didn't get it either. I guess "douchebag" is ok to say, whereas "vagina" is not. Go figure.

MrsGo4Hockeychick

kathymarie:

TanyaKM:

rmj80:

TanyaKM:

rmj80:

i don't think i ever talk about it outside of talking to or answering questions from my DD...i guess i'm weird, but i would *never* tell someone that my vagina felt weird...even DH, not that i think there's anything wrong with it, i just would never do it myself

Really? You never talk about your vagina to your husband? Do you talk during sex?

Maybe I'm weird, but my DH and I talk about it all the time ;-)

a ;-) doesn't make you any less of a jerk... how's this word for you: douchebag.

????

Yeah, we didn't get it either. I guess "douchebag" is ok to say, whereas "vagina" is not. Go figure.

I thought "douchebag" meant "mature enough to talk about sex with out giggling and cutesy names". Is that not true?  

Duckieer

MrsGo4Hockeychick:

kathymarie:

TanyaKM:

rmj80:

TanyaKM:

rmj80:

i don't think i ever talk about it outside of talking to or answering questions from my DD...i guess i'm weird, but i would *never* tell someone that my vagina felt weird...even DH, not that i think there's anything wrong with it, i just would never do it myself

Really? You never talk about your vagina to your husband? Do you talk during sex?

Maybe I'm weird, but my DH and I talk about it all the time ;-)

a ;-) doesn't make you any less of a jerk... how's this word for you: douchebag.

????

Yeah, we didn't get it either. I guess "douchebag" is ok to say, whereas "vagina" is not. Go figure.

I thought "douchebag" meant "mature enough to talk about sex with out giggling and cutesy names". Is that not true?  

Actually "Douchebag may refer to a device used to administer a douche." 

Per wikipedia. Just saying, since some people want to be all "proper."

MrsGo4Hockeychick

Duckieer:

MrsGo4Hockeychick:

kathymarie:

TanyaKM:

rmj80:

TanyaKM:

rmj80:

i don't think i ever talk about it outside of talking to or answering questions from my DD...i guess i'm weird, but i would *never* tell someone that my vagina felt weird...even DH, not that i think there's anything wrong with it, i just would never do it myself

Really? You never talk about your vagina to your husband? Do you talk during sex?

Maybe I'm weird, but my DH and I talk about it all the time ;-)

a ;-) doesn't make you any less of a jerk... how's this word for you: douchebag.

????

Yeah, we didn't get it either. I guess "douchebag" is ok to say, whereas "vagina" is not. Go figure.

I thought "douchebag" meant "mature enough to talk about sex with out giggling and cutesy names". Is that not true?  

Actually "Douchebag may refer to a device used to administer a douche." 

Per wikipedia. Just saying, since some people want to be all "proper."

not fluent in sarcasm, eh?  

rayandbrit

gina (pronounced like g"eye"na) and privates

robnnoel

I call it my hoohaw. And when I have to go to the OB I say.  I have to go visit doctor jellyfingers so she can go spelunking in my hoohaw.  How is that for some proper terminology...

Chrislyn94

My friends refer to my downtown area as a "magic poonanie" because pre-husband, I dated a nice gentleman who seemed addicted to it and kept coming back for more. I can't help but think of the transvaginal ultrasound as "Up Periscope".