Tonight Ruby was plowing into some steamed broccoli. She holds it by the stem and bites off the tree part. She bit off too much, and was gagging and choking. Part of BLW is then learning how big a bite to take, and how to handle if they take too much. So Mr. and I sat there for a second watching as she usually coughs a few times and works it out/down.
Yeah so tonight she projectile pukes everywhere. Broccoli and breastmilk all blended together all over her hands, the highchair tray, the floor. Time stood still for Mr. and I, as we just stared in horror. Time didn't stand still for Ruby. She laughed, picked up a piece of broccoli that was sitting in the puke, and shoved it in her mouth.
I don't think I will ever be the same.
Re: BLW fail
You may have just ruined broccoli for me.
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oh god. I think after babycoldgate '10, I will forever be desensitized to projectile baby vomit.
however, plus broccoli? different story. ugh.
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Tempest in a Blue Teapot, food and everything else
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::SNORT::
Kids are so gross.
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