In just 18 hours, you have changed my life. I can now open my mouth wide enough for a spoon of oatmeal. I can yawn without feeling excruciating pain. I can swallow! I can sleep! I can talk without sounding completely incoherent!
Even though you are the size of my thumb, I will gladly keep poppin' you for the next nine days if you keep making me feel this normal.
All my love,