Dearest Caroline,

dana316

Dearest Caroline,

Mommy would really appreciate it if you would stop throwing your pacifiers behind your crib.  It is really a pain in your Mommy's substantial rear-end to have to pull your enormous crib away from the wall to hunt pacifiers three or four times a day. 

You are super precious, and I know that you enjoy the noise that your pacifier makes when you clang it against the rails of your crib...but your Mommy is no longer amused.

On another, semi-related note...your arms are not long enough to reach the pacifiers once you throw them in the floor, and crying for them won't make them magically reappear.

Just food for thought.

Love you always,

Mommy

 

sasa625

Could you send a copy of this letter to my DD... she does the same exact thing every day! So frustrating!!!

Mouseygail

lol!!  i love your letters to Caroline...you should blog these!

Smudges*Mom

Dearest Caroline, what your mommy is kindly trying to tell you is that the future of your pacis are at stake here! If you wanna keep 'em, throw those bad boys somewhere more accessible! You are adorable, but adorable only gets you so far, even with fabulous mommies!

gramos1128

Hahaha