POOPIE Poll!

KMac2784

I guess it's not really a poll and kind of grose but none the less, still fun!

So everyone knows there are different kinds of poops. different colors, sizes, shapes, ect. Lets see how many we can come up with!

I'll start.....

The "Magic poo"  the poo you know you took but when you look for it, it somehow dissappeared.

 

NewYorkerinAZ

KMac2784:

The "Magic poo"  the poo you know you took but when you look for it, it somehow dissappeared.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's awesome!

I don't know if this is the "right" name for it or not but the "clean poo", where you wipe and there's nothing on the TP! I love those kinds!

KMac2784

NewYorkerinAZ:

KMac2784:

The "Magic poo"  the poo you know you took but when you look for it, it somehow dissappeared.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's awesome!

I don't know if this is the "right" name for it or not but the "clean poo", where you wipe and there's nothing on the TP! I love those kinds!

YES!

Or the "never-ending poo"  No matter how many times you wipe theres still do-do on the TP!

NewYorkerinAZ

KMac2784:

NewYorkerinAZ:

KMac2784:

The "Magic poo"  the poo you know you took but when you look for it, it somehow dissappeared.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's awesome!

I don't know if this is the "right" name for it or not but the "clean poo", where you wipe and there's nothing on the TP! I love those kinds!

YES!

Or the "never-ending poo"  No matter how many times you wipe theres still do-do on the TP!

OMG..I hate those and since getting pregnant I have them all the time!

KWatson1210

NewYorkerinAZ:

KMac2784:

NewYorkerinAZ:

KMac2784:

The "Magic poo"  the poo you know you took but when you look for it, it somehow dissappeared.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's awesome!

I don't know if this is the "right" name for it or not but the "clean poo", where you wipe and there's nothing on the TP! I love those kinds!

YES!

Or the "never-ending poo"  No matter how many times you wipe theres still do-do on the TP!

OMG..I hate those and since getting pregnant I have them all the time!

Hahaha! I wish I could just go! I am sooo stopped up! It sucks!

mlatiolais

The "Holy Crap, Crap" This is when you finally poop after a long time of not pooping and when you get up and look down there is so much poop in the toilet you know you weigh 3 pounds less.

The "Mother Trucker! Poop" this is when your so constipated  and the poop is so hard you have to stand up several times during the pooping process to make the pain stop, then start back over again. This ultimately results in at least an hour in the bathroom, and a poop log so big in diameter you realize you just experienced what pushing out a small baby would feel like.

Callidryas

The Two Pounder - even though you have not eaten that much food in a week!

KMac2784

Mlatch:

The "Holy Crap, Crap" This is when you finally poop after a long time of not pooping and when you get up and look down there is so much poop in the toilet you know you weigh 3 pounds less.

The "Mother Trucker! Poop" this is when your so constipated  and the poop is so hard you have to stand up several times during the pooping process to make the pain stop, then start back over again. This ultimately results in at least an hour in the bathroom, and a poop log so big in diameter you realize you just experienced what pushing out a small baby would feel like.

YES! I laughed out loud- these are good ones!

flutepharm87

https://www.workpoop.com/glossary.html

If you want a good laugh... 

babyhunbun7

We have a book in the bathroom called "what is your poo telling you".  It is so funny, it lists all the different poop types and tells funny facts.  This post is great!  I just read the chapter on floaters vs. sinkers.  That book cracks me up. 

KMac2784

babyhunbun7:

We have a book in the bathroom called "what is your poo telling you".  It is so funny, it lists all the different poop types and tells funny facts.  This post is great!  I just read the chapter on floaters vs. sinkers.  That book cracks me up. 

 

I just might have to look this up!  

I'm sure glad you ladies can take a joke. I posted this on the first tri board and got flamed for it. Apparently if you talk about poop you are not 25 and still in 4th grade. Oh and people are embarressed for you..... Really 

yjahrling

HAHAHHAHAHAH ridiculously funny. Thanks for the laugh.

The Encore Poo- Ahhhh, you're done, so you wipe, put yourself together, wash your hands and are about to vacate the bathroom when you feel another poo coming. You have to return for a curtain call. The world's record is seven encores.