Flame the shiit out of each other Friday Confessional

uluvfranke

I am sick of being nice to people because I feel like I have to, so I dont anymore and I blame my hormones. example, My stupid stupid friends wife that I always complain about sent me a message asking if I read her FB post, she was complaining that her Hs hours got changed at work and its unfair since he has a son and his boss should pay attention to that. I told her that most jobs that people work at dont work around family that the hours they make you work are the hours they need you, this is why you get paid.

second I hate that I am the only one on here that has no pregnant FB friends and no labor buddy so if and when I finally blow no one will know, or care.lol

jessie395

I'm annoyed by my co-worker that keeps offering to let me use her baby stuff. Thanks for being nice but....

Her twins are 17 years old

brittlandk

lilmgirl:

I am <--this close--> to un-asking Kamikaze's Godmother to be his Godmother.  I'm to the point where I don't care that it's probably the rude/wrong thing to do.

What's the story behind this? Did I miss it? Curious to know...

OctoberBabyH

LILBIT1221:

OctoberBabyH:

Ooh, I have another one! (Of course!) My bff is never around when I want to talk to her or hang out. Mind you, I was there for her first pregnancy everyday bc her SO ditched her. (They have since got back together and have another child - both kids are in school all day) and she never calls. Just sometimes randomly FB emails me to tell me to call her. When I do, she never answers. She is too busy being hungover. I don't have time for such nonsense.

that's ok you have me to annoy you now LMAO

mmm Gatorade slushie!!

 

You rule! Thank you! And you HAVE to send me that...I have been dreaming of it! haha

jessie395

lulu3061:

I have zero sex drive with this pregnancy...and I mean zero.  Up until this point I've been trying to 'take care' of MH but this week I have the worst insomnia and couldn't care less if his needs are taken care of.  As far as I'm concerned he has his hand and can borrow my belly butter if needed.

 

:dies:

pinkiemo

I am past the point of caring who is going to be here and who is not when the baby arrives.  If one more person tells me that I'll want the "help" I might have to sit on them, or throw something.  My mom is coming to visit when I'm 36 weeks and wants me to wait to buy everything for the baby until she gets here to "help me" pick it out.  She got all hissy when I said I was getting a car seat before then.  DH keeps wanting me to confront her since she constantly talks about all the stuff that she, I and the baby will be doing and leaving DH out, but I really can't be bothered to do it over the phone and will probably just explode on her when she gets here.  Then I may or may not blame it on hormones.

Also one of my co-workers is leaving today and I'm secretly happy but only because it means we all get to go out to lunch. 

MJHershey

I hope that my sister doesn't find out I am going up to my hometown and then decide to come too with the twins... for once I'd like my parents and my mom to myself which I have not gotten this entire pregnancy. *pout*

I sat on the couch wearing a stained shirt, boxer shorts, hogged the remote and ate ice cream since DH was out of town. 

CopperT0p

uluvfranke:

second I hate that I am the only one on here that has no pregnant FB friends and no labor buddy so if and when I finally blow no one will know, or care.lol

I don't have pregnant FB friends or labour buddy.  H knows all about The Bump and volunteered to post for me under my SN if I want him to.  However he took it one step too far when he offered to 'take action shots' and post them for me.  Oye.

Mrs.Johns

Another one-

I am about to microwave broccoli at work. Hahaa!!!

MJHershey

I fully intend to goof off all day until I leave at 3.

mhazel1204

triplea1819:

I am SOOO DONE being pregnant.  I am pushing DH to have sex every night.  and taking my son on walks trying to get some contractions going... 

 

yes flame me, I am still 7 days from 37 weeks.  I am not sleeping at all.  I wake up with cramps in my legs, and restless legs.  I am trying to nap in the mornings, but my work is busy and I am on the phone most mornings!!!  urgh...  

 I know I will sleep more/better after baby.  because at least I can sleep when she does.  i will not be wide awake with leg cramps peeing, etc..  

No flames here! We were at the hospital last night for a class and it was a full moon, I was thinking if I went in to labor now it would be ok with me! I'm over no sleep and such bad reflux I wake up choking. Scares dh to death! Apparently LO didn't agree though and has more baking to do!

hermione76

I was craving Arby's today and I left the house in DH's sweat pants and a tank top. I looked like a total slob and I didn't care. 

I lied to my MIL about when we were coming in this weekend , so she would not wait up for us tonight .  

LB1988

mhazel1204:

Because of this big belly, I'm down to shaving my legs once a week. I don't even bother for the doctor anymore. I figure they see a lot worse! Speaking of, lady parts definitely need attention before delivery, that's been way too long.

 

I can't remember the last time I shaved my legs. I hate doing it. I hope my OB doesn't care. I might try to make an effort when I'm a little closer though.

AmandaJordan1985

CopperT0p:

uluvfranke:

second I hate that I am the only one on here that has no pregnant FB friends and no labor buddy so if and when I finally blow no one will know, or care.lol

I don't have pregnant FB friends or labour buddy.  H knows all about The Bump and volunteered to post for me under my SN if I want him to.  However he took it one step too far when he offered to 'take action shots' and post them for me.  Oye.

I see we're all in the same boat.. and due within 2-3 days of each other...weird...

LW2410

Well, if some are going to be biitching about motorcyclists, I'd like to biitch as a motorcyclist (Harley, not crotch-rocket). I hate motherf-ckers that make eye-contact with me while driving their biga$$ SUV/Minivan/Insertvehiclehere and still pull out in front of me. I also hate drivers that ride my asss. Hello, smaller vehicle here, I have much greater breaking power, aka I'll slow down faster than you so if you're following too closely, you'll hit me. I'm not even going to get started on all the jackasss men that give me crap for being a younger, mildly attractive female on a bike. It's obviously still worth riding to me but, hands-down, the most difficult part about riding a motorcyle is watching all of the other drivers (well, and my piece o' shlt Harley).

And I hate irresponsible motorcyclists as much as the next person. Especially when Joe Shmoe will come up to me and be like "You ride a motorsickle? Well, Jimmy Bob wrecked his bike going 130mph. He lost both his legs and half a brain. It's not safe to ride a motorsickle!"

I only swear like this when I'm annoyed, honest 

J+MS

LNwalker81:

Well, if some are going to be biitching about motorcyclists, I'd like to biitch as a motorcyclist (Harley, not crotch-rocket). I hate motherf-ckers that make eye-contact with me while driving their biga$$ SUV/Minivan/Insertvehiclehere and still pull out in front of me. I also hate drivers that ride my asss. Hello, smaller vehicle here, I have much greater breaking power, aka I'll slow down faster than you so if you're following too closely, you'll hit me. I'm not even going to get started on all the jackasss men that give me crap for being a younger, mildly attractive female on a bike. It's obviously still worth riding to me but, hands-down, the most difficult part about riding a motorcyle is watching all of the other drivers (well, and my piece o' shlt Harley).

And I hate irresponsible motorcyclists as much as the next person. Especially when Joe Shmoe will come up to me and be like "You ride a motorsickle? Well, Jimmy Bob wrecked his bike going 130mph. He lost both his legs and half a brain. It's not safe to ride a motorsickle!"

I only swear like this when I'm annoyed, honest 

My H has mentioned all the stuff you said...except for the good looking chick on the motorcycle part. lol

Sweets2005

I *love* that I am on modified bedrest and a lot of restrictions so that when DH comes home, I am officially off the clock! Wohoo!

LW2410

J+MS:

My H has mentioned all the stuff you said...except for the good looking chick on the motorcycle part. lol

lol I'm sure he probably gets cat-calls from women. I've gotten them when I'm dressed like a guy (ie boobs aren't visible) and have a full face helmet on. Just can't win At least women aren't inclined to follow you, like some men are.

J+MS

LNwalker81:

J+MS:

My H has mentioned all the stuff you said...except for the good looking chick on the motorcycle part. lol

lol I'm sure he probably gets cat-calls from women. I've gotten them when I'm dressed like a guy (ie boobs aren't visible) and have a full face helmet on. Just can't win At least women aren't inclined to follow you, like some men are.

We actually had some drama with this girl he worked with who was ALWAYS asking for a ride. I eventually had to call her myself and tell her to find her own guy with a motorcycle. She was so embaressed. lol 

kitkat0308

Had 3 big warm cinnamon rolls in one day, a cup of ice cream and continued eating everything in site....Was still hungry before bed and finished the night off with a bowl of Life. Will probably continue to eat everything in site today

MSC03

Guess what? I finally have a confession that might get me flamed (or at least having you guys wish stretch marks and more monster hemmroids on me.)

I actually think I look pretty cute still, even naked. My bump's nice and round, my skin looks good and I have no stretch marks (*crosses fingers*) and my belly button hasn't popped. My boobs look great and lots of people have been telling me that I'm "all belly."

I have this old Cleveland Indians t-shirt that I've been wearing to bed this week that my belly peeks out of the bottom. Every time I put it on, DH just gushes about how adorable I am--and I believe him. ;-)

J+MS

MrsSummitCounty:

Guess what? I finally have a confession that might get me flamed (or at least having you guys wish stretch marks and more monster hemmroids on me.)

I actually think I look pretty cute still, even naked. My bump's nice and round, my skin looks good and I have no stretch marks (*crosses fingers*) and my belly button hasn't popped. My boobs look great and lots of people have been telling me that I'm "all belly."

I have this old Cleveland Indians t-shirt that I've been wearing to bed this week that my belly peeks out of the bottom. Every time I put it on, DH just gushes about how adorable I am--and I believe him. ;-)

You biitch.

 

Kidding, if you are enjoying yourself being this pregnant then more power to ya.

CopperT0p

sylwill:

CopperT0p:

I don't have pregnant FB friends or labour buddy.  H knows all about The Bump and volunteered to post for me under my SN if I want him to.  However he took it one step too far when he offered to 'take action shots' and post them for me.  Oye.

I have a pregnant friend on FB - she lives with ehr husband in her parents' basement, complains about having no money ever BUT they are gung ho on doing everything organic and natural and over priced. AND her husband bought a motorcycle a couple months ago. You guys can take her :-P

I don't understand the labor buddy thing. My husband is MY labor buddy which means he'll be my buddy through my labor. Why do I need somebody here? I always have my iPhone with me and I'll probably post whenever I feel human after the birth, y'know?

Yep, that's why I never bothered with signing up for a labour buddy.  My husband will be my labour buddy (unless he passes out from the sight of blood which he's been known to do).  If not, the midwives will be there.  We don't have any cell phones that can access the internet, but if we have this baby at home like we want, then our computers will be nearby.

I can just imagine what my husbands play-by-play would be on labour: she's moaning a lot, she pooped the bed, things are looking icky.  So maybe I won't have him post updates after all.

Mrs.Johns

MrsSummitCounty:

Guess what? I finally have a confession that might get me flamed (or at least having you guys wish stretch marks and more monster hemmroids on me.)

I actually think I look pretty cute still, even naked. My bump's nice and round, my skin looks good and I have no stretch marks (*crosses fingers*) and my belly button hasn't popped. My boobs look great and lots of people have been telling me that I'm "all belly."

I have this old Cleveland Indians t-shirt that I've been wearing to bed this week that my belly peeks out of the bottom. Every time I put it on, DH just gushes about how adorable I am--and I believe him. ;-)

I think you look pretty cute, too!

LW2410

J+MS:

LNwalker81:

J+MS:

My H has mentioned all the stuff you said...except for the good looking chick on the motorcycle part. lol

lol I'm sure he probably gets cat-calls from women. I've gotten them when I'm dressed like a guy (ie boobs aren't visible) and have a full face helmet on. Just can't win At least women aren't inclined to follow you, like some men are.

We actually had some drama with this girl he worked with who was ALWAYS asking for a ride. I eventually had to call her myself and tell her to find her own guy with a motorcycle. She was so embaressed. lol 

lol And that's why I have a solo seat. No biitch rides from me :-P

It also kind of scares the crap out of me to have a passenger, or be one, for that matter.

MSC03

J+MS:

MrsSummitCounty:

Guess what? I finally have a confession that might get me flamed (or at least having you guys wish stretch marks and more monster hemmroids on me.)

I actually think I look pretty cute still, even naked. My bump's nice and round, my skin looks good and I have no stretch marks (*crosses fingers*) and my belly button hasn't popped. My boobs look great and lots of people have been telling me that I'm "all belly."

I have this old Cleveland Indians t-shirt that I've been wearing to bed this week that my belly peeks out of the bottom. Every time I put it on, DH just gushes about how adorable I am--and I believe him. ;-)

You biitch.

 

Kidding, if you are enjoying yourself being this pregnant then more power to ya.

If it's any consolation, my hemmroids are so off the hook that it looks like someone is making a fish face through my butthole. I'm fairly certain these bad boys are going to have to be removed.

Mrs.Johns

lissasue3:

I just sneezed and instead of covering my face, I covered my stomach (your guess is as good as mine as to why).   So.... I just sprayed my computer screen.  Awesome.

LOL Gross!

J+MS

MrsSummitCounty:

J+MS:

MrsSummitCounty:

Guess what? I finally have a confession that might get me flamed (or at least having you guys wish stretch marks and more monster hemmroids on me.)

I actually think I look pretty cute still, even naked. My bump's nice and round, my skin looks good and I have no stretch marks (*crosses fingers*) and my belly button hasn't popped. My boobs look great and lots of people have been telling me that I'm "all belly."

I have this old Cleveland Indians t-shirt that I've been wearing to bed this week that my belly peeks out of the bottom. Every time I put it on, DH just gushes about how adorable I am--and I believe him. ;-)

You biitch.

 

Kidding, if you are enjoying yourself being this pregnant then more power to ya.

If it's any consolation, my hemmroids are so off the hook that it looks like someone is making a fish face through my butthole. I'm fairly certain these bad boys are going to have to be removed.

That sounds terrible~ I'd rather have my pregnancy acne face than that. lol

purplemag

LILBIT1221:

lulu3061:

NicoleCaley:

JenZuanich:

I am so fvcking SICK and TIRED of motorcyclists!  (not all - but most - especially the ones on damn crotch rockets.)  They weave in and out of traffic - in between cars - at 80 mph.

I don't care if they smack themselves into a damn mack truck.  Don't drive like a douchebag!

Yep, then they biitch because you "didn't see them"! Well duh jerk wad, you cut in front of me going 85 of course I didn't frickin see you!

and sorry but if you don't wear a helmet you deserve what you get.  Clearly you don't think there is anything in there worth saving anyway so... 

this was in our local paper yesterday...

https://www.ocala.com/article/20100923/ARTICLES/100929891/1402/NEWS?Title=Motorcyclist-lands-between-couple-in-backseat-of-van

seriously take a look!

 

Wow....

Mrs.Johns

lissasue3:

Mrs.Johns:

lissasue3:

I just sneezed and instead of covering my face, I covered my stomach (your guess is as good as mine as to why).   So.... I just sprayed my computer screen.  Awesome.

LOL Gross!

Yeah, I figure if you can be honest about your stinky farts then I can confess this. 

LOL Touche! I haven't had gas in a while. I should get on that. hahaha

Bailey81

LB1988:

mhazel1204:

Because of this big belly, I'm down to shaving my legs once a week. I don't even bother for the doctor anymore. I figure they see a lot worse! Speaking of, lady parts definitely need attention before delivery, that's been way too long.

I can't remember the last time I shaved my legs. I hate doing it. I hope my OB doesn't care. I might try to make an effort when I'm a little closer though.

My OB doesn't shave her legs. I love her for it. 

MassageMomma2010

My dog sucks. She refuses to poop anywhere but her favorite poop spot, which is at the end of the road. I'm not walking that far today. I'm making her hold it until she is willing to settle for the grass across the street.

MassageMomma2010

Also, people who one star birth story posts are garbage.

 

KelsoXOXO

I'm late to the game but I LOVE the title of this post. This is what FFFC should really be - FTSOOEOFC haha!

Geback723

I want LO to be born for 2 reasons.

1. I want to hold her, and finally have her..

2. I am tired of the GD and WANT FOOD!  and all of you keep talking about ice cream, pumpkin pie, and cakes..

sjstrickland

lissasue3:

I just sneezed and instead of covering my face, I covered my stomach (your guess is as good as mine as to why).   So.... I just sprayed my computer screen.  Awesome.

I usually just grab my crotch, to keep from peeing myself.

Karenmyrrh

I have 2. I know I don't always share, but this should get me flamed for sure. 1. My SIL chose not to vaccinate her almost 3 year old. She can't even articulate why or tell me what studies dr's or evidence she's following. They just went to Hawaii, and take her to all sorts of gymnastics etc around other kids. Soooo, I had my H call his mom to start the ball rolling that there will not be a big family X-mas with new baby Etta. You made your decision SIL and I get to make mine. No way am I gonna let your well traveled unvaxed kid near my newborn during a whooping cough out break! H's family is gonna be pissed and prolly hold this as a grudge. But whatever, I just lost my mom and you can be sure I'm gonna protect my baby. Phew... And 2. I ate all my lunch by 10 AM. And now I'm hungry again. Sorry about the spacing, posting from my phone. ::goes back to lurking::