You know that saying "There are no stupid questions"?

grr_aargh

It's a lie.

 

Some questions ARE STUPID.  I reserve the right to identify them as such when they come up.

 

I do it in my CLASSROOM and I do it in my LIFE and I do it on my MESSAGE BOARDS.

 

For example, when someone says "Hey, Mrs. Grr_Aargh, what's this essay about" while staring at a textbook opened to the chapter we're reading titled "OBSERVATIONAL ESSAY" and having just spent the past hour discussing the Observational Essay, I totally and completely reserve the right to say:

HAVE YOU BEEN LISTENING TO A SINGLE WORD THAT WE'VE SAID?

Similarly, when someone asks if they're going to poop out their possibly implanting baby if they strain too hard. . .

 

WELL.

 

Come on. 

CarrieLeigh84

But.. my boobs hurt. Do you think I might be prego????

CashewsMommy

I do this with my students too... and they're elementary!!! Now, now. Let's think about what you just asked me.

So ladies, before you ask... THINK.

AppleRidge

grr_aargh:

Similarly, when someone asks if they're going to poop out their possibly implanting baby if they strain too hard. . .

So true.  Everyone knows it's after you're pregnant when you're not allowed to poop anymore.

Unless you eat peaches.

grr_aargh

CarrieLeigh84:

But.. my boobs hurt. Do you think I might be prego????

 

https://lmgtfy.com/?q=preggo 

TOTALLEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZ. 

AppleRidge

grr_aargh:

Someone totally just googled "prego boobs."  Hopefully not while at work.

CarrieLeigh84

grr_aargh:

CarrieLeigh84:

But.. my boobs hurt. Do you think I might be prego????

 

https://lmgtfy.com/?q=preggo 

TOTALLEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZ. 

Squeeeeeeeee! Who needs an HPT when I have you guys????

 

 

grr_aargh

BBHME:

grr_aargh:

Similarly, when someone asks if they're going to poop out their possibly implanting baby if they strain too hard. . .

So true.  Everyone knows it's after you're pregnant when you're not allowed to poop anymore.

Unless you eat peaches.

Shaddup you.

(I'm out of peaches.  Haven't pooped in DAYS.  Maybe I should ask about it?     )

jillcanada

I'd love to hear your students call you Mrs. Grrrr_aargh!

AmyRM

Similarly, when someone asks if they're going to poop out their possibly implanting baby if they strain too hard. . .

I don't know what this is entirely about, but this statement made me laugh so hard - alone - at my desk.....*snort*

 

AmyRM

Similarly, when someone asks if they're going to poop out their possibly implanting baby if they strain too hard. . .

I don't know what this is entirely about, but this statement made me laugh so hard - alone - at my desk.....*snort*

 

AppleRidge

AmyRM:

Similarly, when someone asks if they're going to poop out their possibly implanting baby if they strain too hard. . .

I don't know what this is entirely about, but this statement made me laugh so hard - alone - at my desk.....*snort*

 

Somebody truly, actually asked this.  You can imagine how much fun was had.

Izabella22

BBHME:

AmyRM:

Similarly, when someone asks if they're going to poop out their possibly implanting baby if they strain too hard. . .

I don't know what this is entirely about, but this statement made me laugh so hard - alone - at my desk.....*snort*

 

Somebody truly, actually asked this.  You can imagine how much fun was had.

 Nuh-uh.

grr_aargh

BBHME:

grr_aargh:

Someone totally just googled "prego boobs."  Hopefully not while at work.

Are you kidding?  I work from home, baby.  My IT manager is my husband and preggo boobs are a total turn on for him.