At the last two apartments we've lived in, we've had neighbors who stand outside and order their dogs to take a crap. All day and night we hear "Rocco, go poo-poo!" over and over, in either a sing-song voice or a shout, depending on the level of frustration. Now I had dogs when I was a kid, but developed an allergy in junior high, so I have limited experience. But even when I took my dogs out, it never occured to me to direct them that way. I mean, it's not like they can understand what you're saying. Do you do this? Am I missing something?