A kinda funny on the EPT instruction sheet

denise_m

"Do not insert into the vagina"

 

Haha, I want to see someone who has done this.  Like who says "hmmm...  I think the best way to use this stick is to just shove it up there and hope it feels a baby..."

Scout05

And yet, I am willing to bet this is not an uncommon mistake.

Because people are dumb as rocks. No offense to the rocks.

medblonde

Way way way back in the history of the knot...there once was a girl whose DH stuck a pregnancy test in her wo-ha when she was sleeping.  I can't find the original post but they talk about it here (#3):

https://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_pne-trivia

eminbmore

medblonde:

Way way way back in the history of the knot...there once was a girl whose DH stuck a pregnancy test in her wo-ha when she was sleeping.  I can't find the original post but they talk about it here (#3):

https://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_pne-trivia

OMG, I remember this! LOL.

medblonde

eminbmore:

medblonde:

Way way way back in the history of the knot...there once was a girl whose DH stuck a pregnancy test in her wo-ha when she was sleeping.  I can't find the original post but they talk about it here (#3):

https://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_pne-trivia

OMG, I remember this! LOL.

She was the same person who asked this gem (https://boards.thenest.com/boards/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=40462821)... God I wish I could dig up that post!

ETA: Found it...

My husband is a very funny man!
From: ladybug608 ladybug608 is not online. Last active: 1/18/2008 3:51:58 PM
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Date: 1/18/2008 at 1:15 PM
My husband and I have decided to start trying for a baby and I have been documenting my changes every day along with temperatures, and I have not yet gotten pregnant yet. My husband found an unused pregnancy stick test and asked me to try and test it out again because maybe I have done it wrong. There is only one way to do it so I explained to him that I don't want to waste the test and asked him to put it back. I thought he did but instead he kept it in his pocket. I sometimes go to bed much earlier than him so last night I was woken up to find my husband with the test in hand tryig to stick it in my areas! He thought that I wasn't sticking it in far enough so he was trying to test me in my sleep, so I explained to him that you have to provide urine in order for the test to work. He was so embarrased!

OCIrishBruin

medblonde:

eminbmore:

medblonde:

Way way way back in the history of the knot...there once was a girl whose DH stuck a pregnancy test in her wo-ha when she was sleeping.  I can't find the original post but they talk about it here (#3):

https://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_pne-trivia

OMG, I remember this! LOL.

She was the same person who asked this gem (https://boards.thenest.com/boards/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=40462821)... God I wish I could dig up that post!

ETA: Found it...

My husband is a very funny man!
From: ladybug608 ladybug608 is not online. Last active: 1/18/2008 3:51:58 PM
Not Ranked
Date: 1/18/2008 at 1:15 PM
Myhusband and I have decided to start trying for a baby and I have beendocumenting my changes every day along with temperatures, and I havenot yet gotten pregnant yet. My husband found an unused pregnancy sticktest and asked me to try and test it out again because maybe I havedone it wrong. There is only one way to do it so I explained to himthat I don't want to waste the test and asked him to put it back. Ithought he did but instead he kept it in his pocket. I sometimes go tobed much earlier than him so last night I was woken up to find myhusband with the test in hand tryig to stick it in my areas! He thoughtthat I wasn't sticking it in far enough so he was trying to test me inmy sleep, so I explained to him that you have to provide urine in orderfor the test to work. He was so embarrased!

OMG.  What a total freak. 

jprovo

Thanks for making me LAUGH!!  Just proves that we are the more intelligent species!!

darkskyy

OMG - I wonder if those 2 are still married?!  P-S-Y-C-H-O.

skroops

OMG.  That has to be the funniest post I have read in a LONG time. 

candylies

  well that explains the need for those instructions

denise_m

If my dh ever 1. accused me of using a pee stick incorrectly or 2. try to shove a HPT up in there, I would seriously wonder if his sperm even knew the right way to the egg :P