Embarrassing Childhood stories!

roxannaway@aol.com

I saw this on another board. Ever one posted there funny/embarrassing childhood stories. I will go fist. When I was about 12 I went on a family vacation to the beach. We all stayed in one big beach house. Well one night all of us kids (there was about 6 or 7 of us) got to go put-put golfing. The golf place has huge like well over a 100 people there. They had big pools with waterfalls and all kinds of things. Well me and one of my older "Cool" cousins were sitting on a rope hand rail on a bridge that went over one of the big bodies of water. Well my cousin got up with out telling me first and the rope totally gave way and caused me to fall into the "Blue Lagoon" of nasty water. The water was so deep that I had to swim to the side of the make made pool to get out. There were all kinds of people just pointing and laughing at me. Of course now we are not able to have a family get together with out this story coming up!

NewlywednOhio

That was a good one!

Here's mine:

One day, my brother and I were fighting over the remote control. He wanted to watch Transformers, and I wanted to watch Gem. The verbal fight turned physical (light smacking, pushing) so my mom told us to take it outside.

Well...we took that literally.

We got outside and started hitting each other and yelling so loud the neighbors started to come out and watch. I got embarrassed because people were staring, so I tried to go back inside and forget the whole thing. For the grand finale, my brother ripped my shirt OFF in front of everyone! I was about 11, and was quite embarrassed because I had my tiny training bra on.?

Oh, the embarrassment!

Court0026

When I was WAY old enough to not think this was cool (13 maybe?), I was on vacation with my parents and I raced my sister to push the elevator button and sprained my ankle.  LOSER.  I had to go back to school on crutches, but luckily some cute guy told everyone I fell out of the plane. 

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I've got a ton of embarrassing tidbits.

When we would go outside to play in a neighbor's backyard down the street, when it was time to come home my Dad would got out on our front porch and blow a big air horn that he kept on top of the fridge. The whole neighborhood could hear it as it sounded like it came from a huge steamship and everybody knew it was time for my and my sister to go home.

 

Once when I was about 5 they had dress-up day in school and my Mom thought that meant we were supposed to wear nice dresses. Got to school and everybody was in costume

 

Another dress mess. I was in our elementary school's production of the Nutcracker ballet as a sugar plum fairy. Our costume was supposed to be a leotard. My Mom thought leotards were the same as tights so she put me in purple tights and a purple dress (oddly enough the same one I wore for the previous dress-up day debacle) and all the other sugar plum fairies were in red ballet leotards

 

Finally, I did a head stand into a fire ant hill when I was about 11. I ran home with all the neighborhood kids behind me and my Mom stripped me down to my undies in the front yard and sprayed me down with a hose as all my friends watched

Janimal

Oh No Audrey!  *note to self to pay attention to dress-up days and costumes*

I pooped my pants in 6th grade choir.  SIXTH GRADE!

mlfricke

Like AGL, I have a lot of embarrassing childhood stories too.

The first was more embarrassing for my mom than for me.  She was in the final stages of potty training me, and when we were at Sears Hardware, I decided to use the display toilet to go potty.  She should have kept a better eye on me!

Another was when I was in middle school and had my first boyfriend over to the house.  My younger brother loved to try to embarrass me in front of my friends, and he decided to show my boyfriend my maxi pads.  He brought them out and said, "Why the heck do they have wings!?  Are you going to fly somewhere?"  

And another is when I was a sophomore in high school.  We had a fashion show prior to prom.  My friend convinced me to be one of the models because we'd get out of class for the day.  I ended up having to model a strapless dress.  I didn't have a strapless bra with me, so the lady helping us told me not to wear one.  I was nervous about it, but I figured I'd be okay since it was just a quick trip down the runway.  Well...I should've known better.  Clumsy me stepped on the gown and I flashed the entire school.  OMG...I was mortified.  I haven't been able to wear a strapless dress since!

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mlfricke:

Like AGL, I have a lot of embarrassing childhood stories too.

The first was more embarrassing for my mom than for me.  She was in the final stages of potty training me, and when we were at Sears Hardware, I decided to use the display toilet to go potty.  She should have kept a better eye on me!

Another was when I was in middle school and had my first boyfriend over to the house.  My younger brother loved to try to embarrass me in front of my friends, and he decided to show my boyfriend my maxi pads.  He brought them out and said, "Why the heck do they have wings!?  Are you going to fly somewhere?"  

And another is when I was a sophomore in high school.  We had a fashion show prior to prom.  My friend convinced me to be one of the models because we'd get out of class for the day.  I ended up having to model a strapless dress.  I didn't have a strapless bra with me, so the lady helping us told me not to wear one.  I was nervous about it, but I figured I'd be okay since it was just a quick trip down the runway.  Well...I should've known better.  Clumsy me stepped on the gown and I flashed the entire school.  OMG...I was mortified.  I haven't been able to wear a strapless dress since!

OMG these are great!

The strapless dress one reminded me of another. I stuffed my bra slightly for prom and the stuffing came out on the dance floor. LOL!

eep9906

When I was maybe 12 or 13, a friend and I were playing on the swings near my friends house.  We would swing up high and jump out.  Well during one jump the leg of my shorts got stuck to the chain of the swing.  When I went to jump my shorts ripped straight up to the waist band.