LOL, this came up in a work. Someone said "assless chaps" and I also pointed out that chaps, by definition, are assless. If they have an ass, they're pants.
Rather than having an irrational hatred of black footwear, my fashion hopes for my son include a fervent prayer that, should he decide to wear chaps, something will be covering his a$$ while he does so.
Re: are all chaps assless?
Yes.
They are called "pants."
LOL--Literally.
me as well.
Seriously! These posts are making me look like a nutjob. I keep bursting out with laughter in my quiet office.
I'm with Lori on this one.
I repent.
I will restate.
Rather than having an irrational hatred of black footwear, my fashion hopes for my son include a fervent prayer that, should he decide to wear chaps, something will be covering his a$$ while he does so.
Semanticists.