He sent me a text yesterday but I saw a pic of him at a party and the thought of cheating on my awesome loyal big peened husband with that fat-a-coaster made me do that laugh where you have to take pause and then laugh again.
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i love the ones who know it's small, but they try to convince you that it's big. yeah, maybe if it was my first rodeo. i notice the guys with small ones work extra hard and go down a lot too.
maybe this is why he built a shed over it. to protect it. or protect his ego every time he looked down . . .
PS: iho of you I'm going shoe shopping today b/c my biotch AF showed. thanks for the inspiration!
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i love the ones who know it's small, but they try to convince you that it's big. yeah, maybe if it was my first rodeo. i notice the guys with small ones work extra hard and go down a lot too.
They're alwasy teh ones that loooove to fight too! wtf?? My husband is 6'4 and good at it. His stuff look like a chold's arm you wanrt to strap a watch to. Everything about him is ginourmous, he never starts sh!t, never wants to fight probably bc he's like "my peen is huge, how can I get upset?" Where as old turd used to start sh!t with me every 5 seconds! "oh, I saw the way you ordered that margarita, why don't you just take the pool boy home with you??" ummm....I might, I bet he's carrying around more than a roll of pennies.
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maybe this is why he built a shed over it. to protect it. or protect his ego every time he looked down . . .
PS: iho of you I'm going shoe shopping today b/c my biotch AF showed. thanks for the inspiration!
it will make you feel good, you'll see. You never feel fat in shoes, you never feel betrayed by shoes, you can never stay angry at shoes. They're gifts from the big shoe store in the sky.
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i love the ones who know it's small, but they try to convince you that it's big. yeah, maybe if it was my first rodeo. i notice the guys with small ones work extra hard and go down a lot too.
They're alwasy teh ones that loooove to fight too! wtf?? My husband is 6'4 and good at it. His stuff look like a chold's arm you wanrt to strap a watch to. Everything about him is ginourmous, he never starts sh!t, never wants to fight probably bc he's like "my peen is huge, how can I get upset?" Where as old turd used to start sh!t with me every 5 seconds! "oh, I saw the way you ordered that margarita, why don't you just take the pool boy home with you??" ummm....I might, I bet he's carrying around more than a roll of pennies.
ahhh, yes i love the big peen confidence. i would find myself being all nice to them so they didn't take their big peen- no job having- no car having ass to another girls house.
LMAO! You ladies are making me laugh! Mine looks exactly the same but just sent me a message on FB apologizing for being a douche and screwing things up and that how nobody has measured up to me yet... We broke up 10 years ago. Kinda makes me feel bad for him and good for me at the same time...
my ex did get fat... then he got in the AF and got skinny with a 6pack... and now he's a pilot... and now i'm fat... but he still LOOKS like a giant pen!s... always has... ever since hs... haha... however, his "tool" as you say wasn't a very big tool at all... poor guy... DH kicks his a$$ any day of the week... poor thing... and he also can't keep a gf if his life depended on it... i feel bad for his mom.
Re: My ex-boyfriend is fat now!
hey hey hey, nothing wrong with fat people! we keep the fast food industry and the medical profession going. we are crucial to the economy.
and i don't like being referred to as your "ex"..can i just be your fattie on the side??
so is mine!! we just re-connected on the space last week.
Karma is a BIITCH, apparently a big fat one. And he was telling me how he couldn?t find a girlfriend.... hah
Your curves are love pillows I'll lay my head on until the end of time.
He, on the other hand, apprently thought he had a tool so big he built a shed over it.
you are so damn funny. how can i stay mad at you?? did he have a big tool?
hahahaha I love this! Mine looks like a serial killer. Made me sooo happy when I saw him looking crazy lol.
LOL
Awesome news! When's your next reunion??
dear.
goodness.
no.
bless his little heart.
He sent me a text yesterday but I saw a pic of him at a party and the thought of cheating on my awesome loyal big peened husband with that fat-a-coaster made me do that laugh where you have to take pause and then laugh again.
maybe this is why he built a shed over it. to protect it. or protect his ego every time he looked down . . .
PS: iho of you I'm going shoe shopping today b/c my biotch AF showed. thanks for the inspiration!
They're alwasy teh ones that loooove to fight too! wtf?? My husband is 6'4 and good at it. His stuff look like a chold's arm you wanrt to strap a watch to. Everything about him is ginourmous, he never starts sh!t, never wants to fight probably bc he's like "my peen is huge, how can I get upset?" Where as old turd used to start sh!t with me every 5 seconds! "oh, I saw the way you ordered that margarita, why don't you just take the pool boy home with you??" ummm....I might, I bet he's carrying around more than a roll of pennies.
it will make you feel good, you'll see. You never feel fat in shoes, you never feel betrayed by shoes, you can never stay angry at shoes. They're gifts from the big shoe store in the sky.
ahhh, yes i love the big peen confidence. i would find myself being all nice to them so they didn't take their big peen- no job having- no car having ass to another girls house.
my ex fiance looks OLD! he was 15 years older than me LOL. his hair is getting gray. I love it! he is not aging gracefully.
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bet he has old man droopy balls.
LMAO! You ladies are making me laugh! Mine looks exactly the same but just sent me a message on FB apologizing for being a douche and screwing things up and that how nobody has measured up to me yet... We broke up 10 years ago. Kinda makes me feel bad for him and good for me at the same time...
Are you sure it's not the "Texas' siggy Hoff dance"?
this is quite the awesome post... it's hilarious
my ex did get fat... then he got in the AF and got skinny with a 6pack... and now he's a pilot... and now i'm fat... but he still LOOKS like a giant pen!s... always has... ever since hs... haha... however, his "tool" as you say wasn't a very big tool at all... poor guy... DH kicks his a$$ any day of the week... poor thing... and he also can't keep a gf if his life depended on it... i feel bad for his mom.