Spanglish: Word of the Day (FUNNY!)

MellyMelB · July 2009

> SPANISH WORD > OF THE DAY: MUSHROOM > Yo, when all my familia gets in the car, there's not > mushroom. > SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CHICKEN > My girlfriend wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go > by herself. > SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: LIVER & CHEESE > Some guy tried > to sweet talk my woman. I told him, yo loco, liver alone, > cheese mine. > SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JULY > Ju tol me ju were goin to the store and July to me! > Julyer! > SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WAFER > I wanted to go with my mom to the flea market pero she > didn't wafer me! > SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HERPES > I had some cake to share with my wife, this is my piece > this is herpes > SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: TISSUE > I told you if you didn't know how to do it, I could > tissue. > SPANISH WORD OF THE > DAY: HARASSMENT > My old lady caught me in bed wit my lover so I said > harassment nothing to me! > SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CASHEW > I was running after you but I couldn't cashew! > SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BISHOP > We went out to the club y mi vieja got drunk and fell down, > so I had to pick the bishop. > SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JUICY > Hey man, I'm looking for Paco, tell me if juicy him!

kvwerne · July 2009

This is sooo funny!! I got it in an email a while back and almost got a hernia from laughing so hard. thanks for posting it. I laughed just as hard here at work. (my fave is bishop.hahahahahaha)