1st Trimester

DH is a tard

Every evening he comments on how big my boobs are getting and how fantastic it is. He even has the nerve to ask to play with them. I am going to kick his a$$.

Re: DH is a tard

  • I'm really not a fan of that word.
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  • Just tell him he will soon be able to relive his boyhood fantasies when they head south and become National Geographic Third World Nudity Boobies...

    He won't be thinking they are so hot then. The nipples alone will terrify him.?

  • Our husbands my be distantly related. Today my DH actually jumped up and down saying how much he loves it. Thing is, I dont even think they have gotten bigger, but he is convinces, so whatev.
  • He is sitting here reading and said that is what implants are for hes retarded in the head.
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    Our husbands my be distantly related. Today my DH actually jumped up and down saying how much he loves it. Thing is, I dont even think they have gotten bigger, but he is convinces, so whatev.

    I would say the same if I could fit comfortably in my bras but I cant I also measured 3" bigger boo!

  • I like the National Geographic reference!  DH saw my nipples the other day and asked if it was normal to be so "bumpy". 
  • I'm not usually the pc police, but can we all agree not to use "tard" or "retard" in a joking or derogatory manner?

    Maybe try: ?inane, absurd, silly, giddy, brainless, childish, dippy, childish...

    ?

    I'm sure you didn't mean it to be offensive. ?No need to apologize, just please take note that a lot of people find it offensive.?

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  • Mine noticed too, of course through some weight gain and change in my line of work/diagnosis of hypothyroidism... With my wait gain I grew 2 cup sizes, and hubby always commented about that (of course he likes it!)... Now I'm getting those comments again "YES they are getting bigger"... I just sit there like "okay and..."
  • Mine has commented on how he loves that I'm nippin all the time. Men can be dumb at times... but we still love them!Smile
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