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amiamish

whats that line in your sig about "certified puzzle storage expert" or something?

Brideofranken

oh, that's what my degree is in.

amiamish

can u elaborate? what exactly does that qualify you to do?

Brideofranken

Well, I can come to your house, ( on an appointment only basis, of course) and assess your puzzle storage needs.

 The determining factors of your specific needs might include the types of puzzles you have (board puzzles, puzzles in a box, puzzles with a lot of pieces in a box, puzzles that are sort of 3-d, etc.,  the amount of space you can dedicate to their exclusive storage, the ages of your children, and the year you graduated high school.

then I charge a fee based on my recommendations, your annual household income, and how good your hair looks on the day of the appointment.

 

 

juuuust kidding. I put that in there the other night because there were like...a thousand posts asking about puzzle storage, and I was being an ass.

of course!

amiamish

"and how good your hair looks on the day of the appointment."

LMAO! I figured it was a joke, but had to be sure. And dddaaaaammmmnnnnn you're a good bullshyter! I could totally see that being a government funded job!

Brideofranken

I wouldn't be surprised in the least if it WAS a gov't job!!