Crazy pregnancy dreams

kamikazezoomy

I want to hear all your crazy pregnancy dreams! 

Last night I dreamt that instead of one baby girl, I had triplet boys whom we had apparently named Simon, Nigel, and Dawg. And I was just realizing that we were definitely going to have to change Dawg’s name and hope he never found out because he would definitely hate us for that. 

virtaur

lol omg I’ve had so many. I’ve had some apocalypse dreams/people chasing me and stuff. The other night I had a dream that I had the baby but she came out really chill and didn’t need to eat much and started crawling like right away 😂

HGRich

@kamikazezoomy that’s hilarious. 

Mine are, like 80% of the time, naughty. Things I wouldn’t actually consider in my vanilla life like threesomes and being with girls. I just. My pregnancy brain is much wilder than I am I guess. 🤣

The rest of the time they’re like, terrifying dreams about not being able to find my children in a storm or some other catastrophe. 

louloumama

While my libido is nonexistent in my waking life, it’s very active in my dream world…. With everyone except my partner…

kamikazezoomy

I'm always fascinated by how different our dream selves are from our waking selves!

denise_amd

I had a nightmare last night that I started bleeding and my baby was in trouble 😭😰 I was so happy to be awake and okay.

But more often than not I dream of frisky times with my husband, usually in the most random locations that we're not brave enough for lol.

virtaur

@denise_amd I’ve had that bleeding dream too 😩 so horrible!! 

stress_engine

@kamikazezoomy, that is a hilarious dream! 😂 I especially like how caring you were about your unfortunate name decision, lol!

kamikazezoomy

@denise_amd that’s rough! The only good thing about horrible dreams like that is that sweet relief when you realize it wasn’t real!

knottie84c3a2202b82f87e

Oh man, pregnancy dreams are wild, aren't they? Just last week, I dreamt I was shopping for the baby but instead of a crib or clothes, I ended up buying a tiny, cozy sleeping bag designed for kittens because in my dream, it just made perfect sense for the baby. Woke up totally confused and couldn't stop laughing about it all day. I guess my brain's also prepping for the new arrival in the most bizarre ways!

kamikazezoomy

That’s fantastic 😂

louloumama

A couple nights ago I had a very very detailed, plot-driven dream about the show “the last of us.” 

Except I’ve never watched a single episode…

denise_amd

@louloumama It's an excellent adaptation of the game!! I highly recommend 😁 though I'm so curious to know what your dreaming brain came up with lol

kamikazezoomy

@denise_amd and @louloumama i’m
curious too!

louloumama

Haha ok here goes. So, of course, in the post-apocalyptic world there were the bad guys, the zombies. And then there was this quasi-police force, but more like a mafia, who was trying to control everyone by claiming to protect us from the zombies, but they were bad too. And we were all living in some cave system to hide from zombies, but there were weak spots where the ground gave out and you’d fall into pits with zombies. 

And then of course Nick offerman was there (because I believe he was in the Last of Us?), but at some point he wasn’t wearing pants.

that’s all I remember!!

kamikazezoomy

@louloumama I love it! 😂 it also reminds me a little of the sequel to Warm Bodies (the book; sadly the rest of the series never got adapted to film)