FFFC 11/22

Austenista

Flame free* Friday Confession - better late than never? 

*Not guaranteed to be flame free.

jrouge12

Rather than wash dirty dishes, I frequently put them in the oven to get them out of my way and hide them. Then DH finds them later...I hate washing dishes.

(Disclaimer: DH is the main dish do-er in our household.)

Austenista

@jrouge12 step MIL wants them all hand washed the second you’re done with them, so I just stick mine in our fridge until I’m ready to use the dishwasher or use the thing again. 

Mine is that sometimes I’ll do something like trip over the cat’s water bowl and it will splash out. I’ll just ignore it and let someone else think the cat did it.  

Austenista

I thought of another one. I washed and put away five loads of laundry today. I purposely have not mentioned it to MH today because I want him to come home and praise me for it when he notices. 

jhysmath

It's 7:55 and the kid actually fell asleep. I'm going to go to bed and play with my phone and tell MH it took forever to get her to sleep tonight from the ice cream she had so I can just go to bed and not deal with the diapers I said I'd fold tonight. 

mamaj1220

I am already using the "I'm pregnant" to get out of doing things like going to DF's moms house, I just say I am tired or not feeling well