I am _____ weeks pregnant

zuuls_mom

Have you done anything stereotypically pregnant lately? Or done something and thought to yourself immediately afterward "Yep, I'm definitely pregnant". Share away! 

zuuls_mom

I am "Accidentally" brought too much shredded parm from home to top my leftover pasta with so I poured it directly into my mouth from the container over the sink like the heathen that I am" weeks pregnant.

nomangos23

I am "life long pickle detester who now eats them daily" weeks pregnant

nda_roxybabe

I am carrying around an entire baguette, wheel of brie, and carton of strawberries pregnant.

Followed up by, I am eating an entire bag of pickles pregnant. 

kaceyallan

I am 'sitting with an entire bag of Easter chocolate eggs beside me at work' weeks pregnant.

threes_companypu

@nomangos23 although I’m a dill pickle lover, I’m right there with you. DH bought a 1 gal of pickle chips for me and I’m crushed nearly half of it in a week. 

@nda_roxybabe You soft cheese eating rebel! 

@zuuls_mom I regularly eat parm by itself even when I’m not pregnant lol

Im “starting to waddle and have shortness of breath after climbing the steps” pregnant. 

blitzybee

Hangry. I’ve been hangry far too many times throughout this pregnancy! 

RedBreast35

I’m “Tums in my desk, Tums in my car, Tums in the kitchen, Tums in the night stand” weeks pregnant. 😩

zuuls_mom

@duewithpu2 oh same here! I definitely felt more shameful about it this time since I was just dumping it in my mouth with no abandon lol

cammie0526

I am “sorry, can’t do the dishes/ eat whatever DH prefers for dinner/ go to your child’s birthday party/ stay at work for that last minute 5pm meeting” weeks pregnant. I’m totally milking this pregnancy for all it’s worth. 

nda_roxybabe

@duewithpu2 Most cheese in the US is pastuerized so its okay!

kiddiesandkitties

I need to be more like @nda_roxybabe ‘s weeks pregnant. 

I am DQ Blizzard every night of the week weeks pregnant. 

RedBreast35

@kiddiesandkitties mmmmmm DQ blizzard 🤤

zuuls_mom

@kiddiesandkitties I like your style!!

calliah

I am holding my belly every time I stand from RLP weeks pregnant. 

calliah

Also, apparently raging at my husband for no apparent reason weeks pregnant. 

ETA:spelling

blitzybee

I’m I forgot to turn the dryer on weeks pregnant.

And I turned off the kitchen timer but didn’t pull the food out of the oven weeks pregnant.

And I’m I took a shower and waited 5 minutes for my deep conditioner and rinsed it out (oh but I never actually put it in) weeks pregnant. My hair is nasty from forgetting conditioner.

my kid got sick again and got me sick again for the 1000th time this pregnancy. I seem to get asthmatic when I get sick and cough all night to almost vomiting and am losing my freaking mind. 🤪🤪🤪🤪  

Oh and I’m I had to google RLP to figure out what everyone was talking about weeks pregnant. Hey brain, come back to me any day now-thanks! 

kiddiesandkitties

@blitzybee I have the nasty asthmatic junky cough too and also almost barf every time I cough.  It's SUPER FUN.

lillywonderland

I’m “I forgot my tea in the garage as I rushed out of the house for work” weeks pregnant.

I miss my tea on my morning commute. 😢

blitzybee

@kiddiesandkitties it’s the worst! I’m traveling tomorrow and hope I don’t puke on the plane 😳

@lillywonderland that’s a really sad start to the day!

zuuls_mom

@lillywonderland aw that's the worst! 

TMI Alert: I am "I must have been sitting weird because I just got up to walk to the bathroom and I guess my labia fell asleep?" weeks pregnant. Weirdest feeling, ever lol

threes_companypu

@zuuls_mom that is the weirdest feeling!!

zuuls_mom

@duewithpu2 It really is!! I was so hyper aware of it that I feel like I was walking really weird and probably looked ridiculous lol. I had always thought a sleepy kneecap was the weirdest. NOPE. Sleepy Vulva wins.

lillywonderland

@zuuls_mom 😳 Can’t say that has ever happened to me!

zuuls_mom

@lillywonderland Hopefully it won't! All I could do was laugh once I was in the comfort of the bathroom stall because it was just so weird lol. 

LJMoon6

I am "angry at MH for no reason and I don't care" weeks pregnant. Grrr!

sunshine2417

I am "saying OUCH! every time I stand up" weeks pregnant

supermom34482

I "feel like I'm going to explode at the end of the day" weeks pregnant 

Also,  "my belly button hurts" weeks pregnant 

kdl89

I am " up all night with heart burn " weeks pregnant.  

nda_roxybabe

I am woke up soaking in sweat weeks pregnant. 

dinosaur

I'm 'Tums aint cutting it anymore weeks pregnant'.

threes_companypu

I’m “feels like I have to pee directly after peeing” weeks pregnant 

sunshine2417

I want to put this in the correct format, but I’m struggling with words today on 4 hours of sleep and the whole story is much better than an abridged version. SO! This is how many weeks pregnant I am...

Last night DH and I are in the car on our way to a date night at a baseball game and I start to get my regular pregnancy nausea + car sickness (aka recipe for disaster). He hands me a bag to puke in, which has now become a staple in his car. With that I reach back and grab one of DS’s pull ups. He asks “what do you need that for?” And I replied “well, if I end up puking, it’s very likely it will cause me to pee myself a little bit too, and I didn’t bring an extra pair of pants tonight!” Thankfully, he just laughed and kissed me, and I didn’t end up needing either one—gotta love pregnancy and man who definitely loves me for something other than my classiness! And they say romance dies after marriage... 😂😂😂

BTW has anyone done pelvic floor therapy during or after pregnancy becaaause I think I need some! 

LJMoon6

I am "seriously considering calling into work tomorrow because I don't want to go to a meeting" weeks pregnant.

nda_roxybabe

I'm I absolutely must have ambrosia salad and will drag my husband and kid to the grocery to get the ingredients to make it pregnant.
It was worth it. Only bummer is I forgot to bring any to work. 

MsBeachNJ

I am "I was tearing my room apart nearly in tears frustrated this morning trying to find the tank top I had been wearing (that I had taken down the straps of and and it was now around my waist, as my husband pointed out)" weeks pregnant. Aka 20 weeks 3 days.  

themadcamel

I am "cried in my principal's office for 20 minutes" weeks pregnant.

mamaber2204

I am "showering less and less frequently and not caring" weeks pregnant.  

lillywonderland

@sunshine2417 I was going to do something of the sort (pelvic floor therapy) after I had DS (I have a rectocele that used to be bad but got better with time) but I was kinda sorta waiting to get KU again before I went through all that. And I’m still half thinking I’ll have to get the surgery.

zuuls_mom

@mamaber2204 I feel you on that one so hard. 

cammie0526

@mamaber2204 Yes to this. I’m currently going strong on day 3 of dry shampoo.