Starting this because I have a doozy today. Put my 1 year old in his car seat after errands. Apparently I never buckled him in. Went to unbuckle him when we got home after a half hour of driving and he was sleeping peacefully using his harness strap as a pacifier...flame away...
Also guilty of that. We went from my moms to home (1 mile on back roads). He was in his carrier and I didnt realize DH hadn't bucked him before I gave him his blanket. When we got in and went to unbuckle him and I noticed, I bawled my eyes out about the "what ifs". DH tried to console me by saying it was a short ride, so close to home blah blah blah. I bawled even harder and told him that a police office once told my mom and I after an accident that statistically most accidents happen close to home.
So a few weeks back in TTGP we had a discussion about how FFFC had basically turned into UO and nothing was juicy or interesting (this is not commentary on the precious confessions, btw). So, here goes:
I once gave my ex a blow job in the backseat of his car while his dad was driving. I ate lunchmeat last week and gave 0 Fs.
Considering my parents used to take me on 8 hour drives in early 80s "baby sleeper" car seats, where I was hardly buckled in a cot type thing in the back seat, I'd say yours was fine parenting in comparison.
Would never judge for the car seat thing. I'll probably do the same at some point.
I was going to confess that someone DH works with brought me a dozen GIANT cookies at work yesterday and I didnt share, took them home, and ate two for breakfast with 0 cares for nutritional value. God I feel lame now.
I guess I've been a bit too gassy, mostly the hour before bedtime, and H started to mention how last time I took gas meds. After a couple days of this I finally look up what kind, H immediately gets up and finds the box and brings it to me .
Ok, since we’re getting to know each other like that...FFSC, my twins were conceived on an active submarine. (Hey, when you’re ovulating, you’re ovulating - can’t let hubby’s duty schedule interfere!)
Married 25 May, 2013 William Alexander born 18 September, 2015 Harper Grace born 9 June, 2017 Colton Miles born 9 June, 2017 Bowen James due 19 June, 2019
@KissMeImScottish I'm impressed. I've been in berthing on a ship, even after 14 months of deployment, I wouldn't dare have sex. And in a sub is just extra level. Lol.
@amaren-2, in fairness, my husband is a chief, which means he hangs out in the Chief’s Quarters when he isn’t actively working, and on subs on duty nights, there’s usually only one chief on duty at a time (there’s only 18 on the boat, total). And it definitely wasn’t in a rack - you couldn’t pay me to get in one of those things.
Married 25 May, 2013 William Alexander born 18 September, 2015 Harper Grace born 9 June, 2017 Colton Miles born 9 June, 2017 Bowen James due 19 June, 2019
Re: FFFC
I once gave my ex a blow job in the backseat of his car while his dad was driving.
I ate lunchmeat last week and gave 0 Fs.
When I first found out I was pregnant I faked pregnancy symptoms so that my DH would take extra care of me.
ETA because I can’t do spoilers (warning language below)
We made a cake like this for my parents when DH and I helped look after their dogs while they were on vacation.
I refuse to have a house sitter because I've had sex in every house I've ever been a house sitter at.
I was going to confess that someone DH works with brought me a dozen GIANT cookies at work yesterday and I didnt share, took them home, and ate two for breakfast with 0 cares for nutritional value. God I feel lame now.
https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/7820739/scandalous-confessions
Enjoy, y'all.
@srscott3 wow, that was quite the read! Lol
William Alexander born 18 September, 2015
Harper Grace born 9 June, 2017
Colton Miles born 9 June, 2017
Bowen James due 19 June, 2019
William Alexander born 18 September, 2015
Harper Grace born 9 June, 2017
Colton Miles born 9 June, 2017
Bowen James due 19 June, 2019