FFFC 3/23

LJMoon6

MH and I haven't slept in the same bed ever since we got our new puppy in Dec... and I love it! We even went and bought a new TV for the guest room. I am such a light sleeper that it's been wonderful.

MH and I talked about our numbers. His is less than 10 but I lost track of my mine when it was in the 20s. I'd guess it's maybe around 50... whoopsies. I should of learned how to recycle better!

suzycupcake

fffc I lost track after 100  in the past, in the past!

galactickates

Apparently this turned to after dark fffc tmi warning
H also grabs my boobs and shakes them.  Idk how to even describe it. Like he's jacking them off?  Lol it doesn't work that way!  I 100% blame porn for all of this. One time he turned on porn, and the girl was giving this weird gross bj and I asked him if that's what he wanted and I reenacted and he realized ok... maybe that looks better then it feels.  I don't care if H watches it.... but don't get your tips from it. 

eleven_

suzycupcake said:

fffc I lost track after 100  in the past, in the past!

jrm_14

@LJMoon6 No shame in the separate bed game. I have no idea the last time MH & I consistently shared a bed. Last summer?  The key is making him think I want to share, so I stay in the better bed  

@galactickates Yesssssss with the boob shaking- MH does that, too!  Ha- my bad for starting the string of after dark confessions. Sorry, not sorry? I don’t care about what he watches as long as I still have my needs met. 

galactickates

@jrm_14 please explain WHY DO THEY DO THAT???? Who started it and why?  I told him he owes me a Boob job if he stretches them out. My whole life my boobs were doing great.  I met my H and they started sagging. Coincidence? I think not.
We need a poll.

Do you like it when your SO shakes your boobs like they're a can of soda they are trying to make explode?
Hard No! 
Yes I'm freaky like that

coco2787

I’m reading this thread on the shuttle to the parking lot after work and trying so hard not to snort laugh.  I really hope no one is reading over my shoulder 

I told my H my number and he was all judgey about it *eyeroll*.  It’s only 9 but we started dating at 19 so I was kind of busy in my teen years.  Those of you who’ve lied about it are smarter than me.  As far as weird sex moves, my H feels the need to do this circular hip rotation sometimes that does nothing for me and it’s honestly hard not to laugh sometimes.  

SkilledSailor

@galactickates Um no, my H does not shake my boobs. A good, sensual massage during sex, yes please. Shaking like a soda can, no thank you. Also, ow! 

galactickates

@SkilledSailor you are lucky!  I've been trying to tell H that's what you're supposed to do!  AGAIN... why did no one tell him?  We met when I was 29, he was 32. You'd think this would have been covered by now.  

SkilledSailor

@galactickates Haha no one was committed enough to put in the effort to teach him. 

galactickates

@SkilledSailor - You would think right?  He's a serial monogamous, even previously engaged.. he's had plenty of long term gfs... this is one that simply doesn't make sense. 

Although.... if I'm being 100% honest. I let him wear Jean shorts with tall socks until we got engaged because if we broke up I wasn't about to fix his style for someone else to enjoy. The second that ring went on my finger those Jean shorts went to good will

LJMoon6

@jrm_14 lol I haven't told MH yet that I love the separate sleeping arrangement. I think he would start sleeping in the same bed again just to spite me. It sucks cause he works a rotating shift so his sleep schedule is always changing. Sometimes he can't sleep but knows he should so he'll lay there rolling around for hours.

A couple more:

MH watches porn by himself. I watch porn by myself. And we watch porn together... no shame. It's also our go to for FW. Since MH has performance anxiety it's been the only thing to guarantee success. 

I only wear thongs. I think regular underwear are uncomfortable and bunch up weird.

galactickates

@LJMoon6 I agree about thongs. Otherwise it feels like I have two pairs of shorts/pants/whatever on. Pass.

prpl11butterfly

I guess there is a benefit to only being with 1 guy and meeting young. He knows what to do and not do and I have no issues telling him if he tries something it's a no. Also, I have nothing to compare too 

I hate thongs. I need full cheek coverage. DH hates it. 

jrm_14

@galactickates Find some porn that models things you like or would like him to do. 

@LJMoon6 I never lied to him. I didn’t ever tell him, even when he told me. 

I am not a fan of thongs anymore. Give me something that does floss my crack or I’ll wear nothing. 

doxiemoxie212

DH and I started dating at 19, so both our numbers are fairly low. Mine is like 7 or 8? And I think his is maaaybe 10? We’ve described most sexual encounters to one another. DH is a good kisser but he hates making out which makes me sad. He’s also pretty lazy sexually and would rather just masturbate. Takes him less time. And in some ways i agree - it certainly takes me less time to get myself off. But sometimes I wish we felt more dependent on each other for sexual satisfaction. Efficiency is a common interest of ours, though, so...

doxiemoxie212

Also I wear thongs during the day, full butt undies at night. 

suzycupcake

I've told mh about my # before. He just goes "really?" with a sensual look on his face. I'm not proud of it. Any time I've ever asked him his, he finds some way to change the subject. I cannot tell if that's because he has slept with less or more. I don't want to push him. I've learned that when he changes the subject, it's for a good reason and has nothing to do with our relationship anyway so whatev.

@galactickates I have a boob job. Mh doesn't shake my boobs per say, but he does this weird thing where he puts his hand on the top of the boob and wiggles it. I wish he'd touch them during sex but he doesn't for some reason. It surprises me that he doesn't touch them more. He did it more when I didn't have boobs. Maybe there is a thing with men psychologically when they know they aren't natural. We both wanted them though so I don't get it. He probably would if I just asked him to do it more. 

@jrm_14 I'm with you on the thongs. I used to wear them all of the time, but for some reason as I get older, I'm more into comfort, but I try to make sure they are at least still sexy looking. 

jrm_14

@suzycupcake If you consider the unders in the spoiler to still be sexy, then sure, I make that effort, too. 

In all fairness, I didn’t realize they were hi-cut when I purchased them to help hold a mega giant pad to catch the overflow from a super plus tampon after IUD removal. And I have some other less-granny ones, too. 

meggyme

I’ve lost track of how long it’s been since I’ve shaved my legs. 2, maybe 3 weeks?

doxiemoxie212

@meggyme if DH and I hadn’t gone to Palm Springs on vacation at the end of February it would’ve been like.... 2-3 months? Since I shaved my legs. In fact, I’d say most years I don’t shave between December and March. 

offtoneverland

I'm going to have to catch up on this thread later, but I'm just here to say there's a pretty drama-filled FFFC on the November BMB for those interested.  

galactickates

@offtoneverland - Wowza... aggressive 

ETA - We're always interested 

coco2787

In reference to the November FFFC thread:

jsnakehole

Holy crap. As a teacher I kiiiiind of want to chime in. But I won't. But oooooooh wheee. 

lalala2004

And I thought things were getting interesting in here with all the boob shaking. That Nov FFFC did not disappoint. Clearly a designated pot stirrer in there. Definitely a BMB to watch for funsies.

kristah2

I love a good FFC thread! When I was on TTGP a while ago we used to have an “after dark” thread where it was always about this stuff hahah so good! 

H is 100% a boob man. Too much so sometimes. 
He also is NOT good with his hands. Last time I told him he’s not trying to start a fire here... 
he wants to make out wayyy too much and I have no time for it. 
anndd my legs are basically always hairy. Shaving is so much work! 

krash_

After dark FFFC...MH doesn’t watch porn but I do and I wish we could watch it together. I don’t think he knows that I watch it semi regularly. 

Therefore, MH doesn’t do anything weird with my boobs that he would have presumably learned from porn. 

nmbrcrnchr1

I guess my second FFFC is that I havent shaved my legs in well over a month(I live in a cold climate)....when I went in for my emergency surgery last month I told the nurse “I’m so sorry, I didn’t know I’d be going in for surgery today so I didn’t shave”, immediately followed by “but honestly, even if I knew I probably still wouldn’t have shaved!” Lol I really want to get laser hair removal on my legs, I HATE shaving them. 

meggyme

That Nov18 thread... oh damn!

kristah2

.. oh my god November FFC.. what the heck kinda FFC was she looking for?! “I’m pregnant but I do cocoaine in the reg?”.. I don’t understand why she’s bashing others FFC. 

FFC: I hate assholes and wish they would fall off the bump. 

lalala2004

kristah2 said:

FFC: I hate assholes and wish they would fall off the bump. 

But.... I’d be so bored  

doxiemoxie212

I am mostly pro assholes 

jrm_14

Dang!!!!!  I was about to post my reply lurker replyon Nov18 when admin closed it. Lame. 

Eta: I’m confused by some of the likes on certain post. Are people supporting someone who openly insults her students as such? How would you feel if you knew your gyn talked crap on your vag?  Your therapist called your crazy?  Your dentist said you had rot mouth?  So perplexed. 

offtoneverland

I'm kind of interested in the opinions of other teachers though. I am not a teacher and I imagine it's frustrating having to answer the same questions over and over again, but perhaps the teacher was kind of in the wrong for what she posted? I have no idea. I'm no good with kids so I would be a horrible teacher. But regardless, the pot stirrer is definitely cray cray.
+1 for not shaving my legs very often.
+1 for sleeping alone sometimes. MH and I sleep in the same bed, but I love it when he stays up late playing video games so I can fall asleep watching cartoons on my tablet. 
+1 to MH not knowing my "number." He never asked, and I never wanted to bring it up because I was his first and didn't want to make him feel bad. 
+1 to never balancing my checkbook! Who has time for that? My mom thinks I'm crazy.
@kristah2 Have fun on your vaca! I had no idea the Bahamas was removed from the zika list. That's awesome news! 

My FFFC while we're on the topic is that I'm terrible at sex talk/stuff. I think MH wants to be a lot more adventurous than I am but I have a really hard time with it and I don't want to. He doesn't pressure me or anything at all, but sometimes he tries new things (or asks about trying new things) and I guess I just have a hard time with it. I feel bad because I want to be able to do new things, but it's hard for me. 

meggyme

Not a teacher, but I feel like everyone needs to let off steam. Some people do it by talking shit. As long as they do their job I don’t much care. It’s not like she was calling out specific kids or saying they were dumbasses. Just that they weren’t trying, which was her point in giving the quiz in the first place.

coco2787

This is maybe more of a UO but I think it’s dumb that TB closes threads.   We’re all adults and should be able to continue a conversation if we want to.  

galactickates

I 100% agree @coco2787. We're all adults.  It feels like sensorship. Are we delicate snowflakes that need to be protected from eachother?  Also swearing... I like to say f*ck and find it ridiculous that I have to put a * there.   You are all saying and seeing the word - star or no star.  

meggyme

@galactickates do they actually crack down on cursing, or is it only coupled with other inappropriate comments?

eleven_

@jrm_14 I agree with you. Her original post really rubbed me the wrong way.