Weekday Randoms- 7/17

lulu1180

@BumpAdmin Can we get confirmation whether or not this is just a glitch that will be fixed??   Pics/gifs are such a big part of our culture here and we all love having them in our signature, please don't tell us this feature is going away!!

jsnakehole

A very nice woman who works at camp with me subbed in a middle school class at my new school. The kids weren't listening to her, so she asked them their names to write them down. They said their names were Khloe, Kim, Rob, Kris, etc. 

They're little jerks for doing that, but I have to say that it was kind of a clever move. 

paleoprincess

jsnakehole said:

A very nice woman who works at camp with me subbed in a middle school class at my new school. The kids weren't listening to her, so she asked them their names to write them down. They said their names were Khloe, Kim, Rob, Kris, etc. 

They're little jerks for doing that, but I have to say that it was kind of a clever move. 

 What turds! I taught 5th last year, and they were hilarious after having a sub - they would list all of the "terrible" tasks the sub had told them to do. It was always the same as what they do when I'm teaching, but somehow infinitely worse because it was a sub. 

"She didn't allow ANY taking during silent reading time, and made us stay with our partners during buddy math!!!!" Imagin that!

jsnakehole

@paleoprincess Kids, especially preteens, are such jerks. But I'm one of those bad teachers that when a kid does something bad, but hilarious, I laugh before I discipline. 

paleoprincess

@jsnakehole they can be hilarious when they're being jerks! I had a few hanging out in my room after school for "kick it time" (when the ones in the after-school program can chill in my classroom/play games/get extra help on Friday afternoons) and one little boy had chosen to stay, but was whining that I had taken his recess earlier in the day, and telling me that I "hate kids." I pointed out that the only reason I offer extra classroom hangout time, and am willing to have a buch of them around after class is because, in fact, I love kids. His response? "Well tell your husband that you need to have a baby and stay home with your OWN kids." I called his mom as soon as I stopped laughing!

mileswithmyles

Why do people carry on conversations in public restrooms while using them?  This girl is straight up dropping a deuce and carrying on a full blown conversation with someone on her cell phone. That's weird, right?

nitnat007

@mileswithmyles Yes that is friggin' weird! I cant even pee and talk to someone at the same time never mind dropping a deuce. Some people have no boundaries. 

darkstar42

My cat just walked up to me, looked me in the eye, and dipped his foot in my water glass. Furry little jerk.

lurvleybunchococonuts

@darkstar42 I 1/2 love 1/2 hate the fact that my cats are assholes. They know exactly what they're doing and will do thingsthey know they shouldn't just to see if they can get away with it. 

nitnat007

@darkstar42 Mine does that all the time. And then has the nerve to talk back to me when I shout at her. 

Every day!!

darkstar42

@lurvleybunchococonuts Oh, there's totally a part of me that's impressed with his asshole-ness.
@nitnat007 Yes, that gif is perfect!
I think this one just sums up cats in general:

paleoprincess

@darkstar42 mine pull that crap all the time. One of them is a huge spoiled jerk, and if I'm reading and petting her, she'll bite and paw the reading hand until she gets both. 

doxiemoxie212

I've only been at my moms two days, and I'm already losing it. How can someone so nice be so irritating? I'm being such a bitch, but I cannot handle all the questions and the beck and call BS.