Mom brain thread...

Vastra

....because today I ran over my own phone. 
Confess all dumbness here. 

ColeBug89

Yesterday morning I could not find my keys anywhere! DH was almost to work/day care and had to come all the way home with DD to bring me my spare key. After he already came back home I found my keys in the other diaper bag...that I had checked twice for my keys before I called DH!

kswiger06

We were at the store yesterday and my husband asked me what the price was of an item on the bottom shelf. I couldn't find the price, so my husband squated down and found the price. He said "it's underneath" I was like "where???" He said "under the shelf" so I bent wayyy over and saw the prices of all the items on the bottom shelf a couple inches under the shelf. I said in a snotty voice "well that's a stupid place for it!!" And my husband had to explain to me that the prices fell off and slid under the shelf. He thought it was pretty funny since I had such an attitude about how stupid I thought it was lol.

Then when I went to pick our kids up from school (also yesterday) our car said it had 12 miles of gas left in the tank so I went to the gas station. I was watching the price to stop it at an even no change number. I accidentally went over by .01 and when I got home my husband asked if I went to the gas station because there was a purchase on our account for $5.01. I only got $5 of gas lol my husband had to get more gas when he went to work because it wasn't enough to get him there and back. 

Edit for incorrect autocorrect

jlellis603

For my 8 weeks of leave I was used to being the only car in the driveway. So on my second day back to work I had the baby and the dog in the car (each to drop off at daycare) and I backed up and hit my fiance's car. Ughh. His car is fine but mine needs to be fixed AND the trunk doesn't latch so it beeps the whole time I drive. I have a 45 min commute 

BourbonBiscuits

I've made coffee in the Keurig without putting a mug underneath at least 3 times this week.

varimama

I've forgotten to put leftovers in the fridge the last two nights. Not sure if this is mom brain or exhaustion. I usually feed Rid after dinner then pass him to DH to rock him to sleep then I put away leftovers and clean our plates. Wednesday night he clustered for 3 hrs and finally just fell asleep on me. Yesterday it was 2 hrs and falling asleep on me so I put him right to bed and went to bed myself...