@wyomama0427 I am, apparently, a sasshole everyday right now. My friend told me a few days ago that I have been "peak Amanda sassiness" lately- which is saying something! We should have a sassholes support group.
WTF pregnancy nose bleeds?! Why do you start so suddenly, and usually when I'm in public? If you ruin this shirt, I will not be a happy woman. Keep it together up there.
Also, WTF neighbor. I posted this is randoms yesterday, but my neighbor asked me to doctor up a document so it said she was released from the hospital on Sunday instead of in February because she missed a court date on Monday, and needed an excuse. Well, she also asked DH when he got home yesterday, and she asked me again this morning. DH probably has the skills to do it, I do not, but either way that is suuuuuper illegal, lady! Do not drag me into your shady business!
@amandarene112 I'll get a donut for you too lol! Sassholes anon. But not really anon. Lol. Thats crazy that she's trying to get you to do that. Seriously because one call to the hospital is all it takes to get you or your hubby for forging documents or something like that
I am full of sass as well ladies. Who wants to be my sponsor for Sassholes Anon?
But my WTF goes to my dog. I feed him first, then fed the kitties. I realize oh this is the last of the cat food I'll get some on my way home. DOG DOES NOT EAT HIS FOOD, HE EATS THE CAT FOOD. Now the kitties will be starving all day. I am really over this dog right now. I love the dog, I really do, but he has been acting out lately, and DH is like ohh who is a good boy? and I'm like NOT HIM. HE IS NOT.
Anyways, dog is getting kenneled again, which he hasn't been for like >6months. So there's that.
WTF people at work today. For example, you who was entering in someone with the exact name and SSN as someone already in the database. Think it is possibly the same exact person? Nah, just create a whole new ID so I can clean up your mess.
@hatrats I do this more frequently than I care to admit. I honestly don't know what's wrong with me. Same DOB, name, and SSN - the system even pops up with this friendly "Are you sure this isn't the same person?" message. Nope. I'll go ahead and create my own record, thank you very much. So I apologize on behalf of all the idiots. Here's a donut for your troubles:
**TW**
Me & DH: 32 Married 2013 Kiddo #1: Sept 2015 BFP: 1/19, EDD: 9/30
"I'm having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it's mostly just grapes, actually. Ok all grapes. Fermented grapes. Fine, I'm having wine for dinner."
My WTF is to my dog, too.... DH had a box of canned Yoohoo's sitting in the kitchen floor (because apparently he's 10, lol) and she bit holes in three can and got it EVERYWHERE. Our backyard fence can not get finished quick enough.
@labby18 I have 4 kitties too! Are yours all indoor kitties?
Yess. Because we live off a main highway and i see dead kitties everyday so they stay inside and i snuggle them and love them. <img alt="" src="https://us.v-cdn.net/5020794/uploads/editor/s4/3zie5h6y2o1g.jpg" title="Image: https://us.v-cdn.net/5020794/uploads/editor/s4/3zie5h6y2o1g.jpg">
My WTF: At my 2 yr olds annual today the dr tried to give him 2 shots that he already got at 18m. I was like noooooooo I distinctly remember you saying he was good on shots til age 4. She went and looked in the computer and said nope, I don't know why but he didn't get these two at 18m, there would have been notes in the computer, which leg blah blah. He needs these now. I asked her to check his vaccine record, she came back in and said I got the smart mom of the day award cause he got his shots at 18m, someone just didn't put it in the computer. WTF. I am NOT going to google what happens when you get too many shots. Probably nothing, right? Also, I've been lurking since January. I feel like I know you all. But I've been having log in and password issues. Also, my name will change soon to IHEARTICHI like it was for Jan 2015!
My WTF: At my 2 yr olds annual today the dr tried to give him 2 shots that he already got at 18m. I was like noooooooo I distinctly remember you saying he was good on shots til age 4. She went and looked in the computer and said nope, I don't know why but he didn't get these two at 18m, there would have been notes in the computer, which leg blah blah. He needs these now. I asked her to check his vaccine record, she came back in and said I got the smart mom of the day award cause he got his shots at 18m, someone just didn't put it in the computer. WTF. I am NOT going to google what happens when you get too many shots. Probably nothing, right? Also, I've been lurking since January. I feel like I know you all. But I've been having log in and password issues. Also, my name will change soon to IHEARTICHI like it was for Jan 2015!
Wow, I'd be upset. It would make me wonder what else she'd missed in the future.
My wtf is my yard guy. He does a great job and is super cheap but he's the WORST communicator. He offered to fix this broken part of our fence. I asked him to let me know when he could do it and how much. He said he'd let me know. About 3 weeks go by, he mows our yard as always....and nothing about the fence. Monday I texted him asking about the fence again and what day he would now this week. No response. Until today he calls me to ask if anyone is home to put my dogs in the house cause he and his crew are there to fix the fence and mow. Had to ask him the price after he had already started and promise to leave a check tomorrow. Uggghhhh! But the fence and yard look great and it was super cheap yet again.
@kristenlea good on you for knowing what's going on! I need more parents like you when I'm seeing peds patients--just to have parents who care would be huge in a lot of cases!
My WTF (Thursday) is very light-hearted... my co-worker ate my Reese's egg that was stashed in the break room freezer. We are very close, so it was pretty funny when I called him out and said "You literally stole candy from a baby!" Today, he brought me a bag of them, but half were eaten because he said he wanted one on the way to work and couldn't stop eating them.
@wyomama0427 just cleaned that shelf and area that would be in the picture so we think she has the pantry of a goddess. lol. i kid i kid, but forreal I would do that.
@wyomama0427 just cleaned that shelf and area that would be in the picture so we think she has the pantry of a goddess. lol. i kid i kid, but forreal I would do that.
.... so what if I did? Lol! Here's a pic of my whole pantry, apparently featuring my toddler
@labby18 the grocery store here is so expensive because it's the only one. They charge like twice what I would pay in town. I spent $5 on a gallon of milk yesterday. We're running a little low right now but usually it's not too much more full than that. Now don't ask for a pic of my fridge because THAT is an unholy disaster
Re: WTF Wednesday 3/22
WTF pregnancy nose bleeds?! Why do you start so suddenly, and usually when I'm in public? If you ruin this shirt, I will not be a happy woman. Keep it together up there.
Also, WTF neighbor. I posted this is randoms yesterday, but my neighbor asked me to doctor up a document so it said she was released from the hospital on Sunday instead of in February because she missed a court date on Monday, and needed an excuse. Well, she also asked DH when he got home yesterday, and she asked me again this morning. DH probably has the skills to do it, I do not, but either way that is suuuuuper illegal, lady! Do not drag me into your shady business!
Thats crazy that she's trying to get you to do that. Seriously because one call to the hospital is all it takes to get you or your hubby for forging documents or something like that
But my WTF goes to my dog. I feed him first, then fed the kitties. I realize oh this is the last of the cat food I'll get some on my way home. DOG DOES NOT EAT HIS FOOD, HE EATS THE CAT FOOD. Now the kitties will be starving all day. I am really over this dog right now. I love the dog, I really do, but he has been acting out lately, and DH is like ohh who is a good boy? and I'm like NOT HIM. HE IS NOT.
Anyways, dog is getting kenneled again, which he hasn't been for like >6months. So there's that.
Married 2013
Kiddo #1: Sept 2015
BFP: 1/19, EDD: 9/30
"I'm having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it's mostly just grapes, actually. Ok all grapes. Fermented grapes. Fine, I'm having wine for dinner."
Kitties enjoying food...no thanks to the dog
<img alt="" src="https://us.v-cdn.net/5020794/uploads/editor/s4/3zie5h6y2o1g.jpg" title="Image: https://us.v-cdn.net/5020794/uploads/editor/s4/3zie5h6y2o1g.jpg">I have a dog too. I love my dog. But i had my cats 1st and they get me, and dont bark or require walks haha..
@LaceyC1020
However, I accept your donut and apology on behalf of all of the offenders.
Edited bc half my post disappeared...
Also, I've been lurking since January. I feel like I know you all. But I've been having log in and password issues. Also, my name will change soon to IHEARTICHI like it was for Jan 2015!
@amandarene112 yessssss... ugh. Now I just wish I'd paid even closer attention the past 2 years to the shot schedule! Starting now though for sure
Married: 10.15.16
DS BD: 8.20.17
TTC #2 1.1.19
BFP #2 7.3.19
EDD #2 3.13.20
And rage at your dh!
your pantry is flawless compared to mine. I get carried away at the grocery store and buy too much shit ALL THE TIME.