Pregnancy dreams

sjohns908

Figured this could be an entertaining thread since pregnancy dreams can get downright weird

sjohns908

Shortly after our bfp, I dreamt that I gave birth to a litter of guinea pigs. In the toilet. And it wasn't even weird to anyone around me when I brought out this box of guinea pigs

This morning, I dreamt I blew my nose and out came a pencil, some nail clippers, paper clips and other various objects.  

ChocolateIsLife

Love that gif! All I can remember from my dream last night, is that my husband was taking a conference call in the shower, and our bookshelf had an assortment of waffles instead of books...nom 

mrs_fogue

Dreams are pretty insane and pretty dark right now.  I'm frequently in prison or being kidnapped.  All very graphic and very surreal. 

sjohns908

@mrs_fogue those are awful.  I can't watch criminal minds right now because I'll end up having dreams that make me wake up in a panic and cold sweat

Cythe

Oh this thread is my jam...

So, we all know about my former HS crush turning into a shark and eating another one of my former classmates. Same dream, another classmate got turned into a stuffed animal and I had to find a knife and a tennis ball covered in her blood in order to save her.

I also dreamt that one of my Internet friends died the other day. Her husband updated us. (IRL she's fine).

And, of course, my favorite pregnancy symptom is sleepgasms. They are not remotely sexual and happened last night when I was dreaming about being in what was essentially a spelling bee type competition. Also, the orgasm is painful as fuck and I wish that symptom would go away.

emwj10187

FINALLY!!! i've been debating starting this thread. I've been having the craziest dreams.

Most recently i dreamt that i was going into labor. Half way through labor (on all 4's on a gurney in a hospital hallway) i fell asleep. When I woke up the baby had been born but wasn't with me. The doctor released me and said i could come back in 3 days to pick up the baby, and "congratulations its a boy". I was so upset, i didn't have the "birth" i wanted AND that they ignored my wishes about teaching me how to breast feed AND wouldn't let me see my baby. When it was time to pick up the baby, we named him jake and i breast fed him. Then i woke up. 

Here's to falling asleep during labor...

AlandkeriA

I had dream that my dad beat up an 11 year old boy I know. It was so random, and so out of character for my Dad.

However, I do find the child to be very annoying and bratty, so maybe that's where the dream came from. Haha.

AlandkeriA

Ugh, same here @Cythe. I randomly had an orgasm in my dream too. It was totally out of my control and very bizarre. The dream wasn't sexual and I woke up from it with painful cramps. 

ZukiWife

@cythe I totally get that! I've had that too and I wake up all "wtf?!?!"

I had one last night where we had invited my mom over for dinner, but DH and her decided to ditch me and go to a house party at DH's coworkers place. The funny thing is, I wasn't mad because they ditched me, I was mad because it was a Tuesday and we all had to work the next day. Like I was irrationally mad at them to the point I woke up kinda mad at DH this morning!

mountainmartha

Keep em coming, ladies. Currently taking a course on Jung. I'll be over here in the corner using pseudo psychology to judge ya'll.
if it's any consolation I keep dreaming my dog's long lost twin brother keeps showing up at my house and he's hot Blue and they have puppies and I'm so happy.

mountainmartha

@ZukiWife I have had dreams about fiancé like that too and spent the next day so mad at him against my better judgement. Also have had sexy dreams that result in me not being able to look at certain people for a week. 

sjohns908

@Cythe I hate those dreams! I wake up from my uterus being all contracted and crampy. I mean, an orgasm without having to have sex is nice and all, but the repercussions of it suck

tnicole1s

@Cythe @sjohns08 @mountainmartha I have been having those dreams too! I am glad to see I am not the only one. They cause me to be so crampy the whole next day!

kmcdaniel7

Last night I had a dream that I was at my friends house and we were making dinner and i found a giant (5 gallon) jar of pickle juice and I really had to go pee so I just peed in it. And she just kepg cooking and talking like it was normal... when I woke up, I had to pee like a race horse. 

Cythe

sjohns08 said:

@Cythe I hate those dreams! I wake up from my uterus being all contracted and crampy. I mean, an orgasm without having to have sex is nice and all, but the repercussions of it suck

This exactly. It feels okay/good for like .5 seconds and then it's just a lot of nope. I'm over it for sure.

ksf13

Glad I'm not the only one having bizarre dreams! It's been EVERY NIGHT and feels like all night long. I'm not very well rested because of it.

mrs_fogue

Finally had a not so dark dream, I was the winner on The Bachelor!  

mommac2017

Last night I dreamt I had another OB appointment and got to see baby's heartbeat. It wasn't a bizarre dream. But I totally enjoyed it

EmEeGee

I've been having dreams about my first boyrfriend (we dated for like 1.5yrs over the course of my senior year of HS and freshman year of college) several times a week. They aren't good dreams. Our circles of friends kept overlapping and I never really escaped him, so I think my subconscious is emotionally damaged and kept a lot of shit buried down there. I wake up every morning flooded with relief that I married my husband. I REALLY hope this doesn't continue much longer. My first pregnancy I had amazing sex dreams. Where are they?!?

ETA that you all totally reminded me about the painful sleepgasms. I'm here for the sex dreams but that part can stay away. 

gograce

I keep dreaming about funerals. Last night, I dreamed my uncle who died six years ago had just passed, and DH and I were going to the funeral. After that I had to go to another funeral for a girl in O15 that I'm really close to. That part really freaked me out. A few nights ago I wandered into one and all my MIL's sisters were there scattered throughout a large crowd.
I've had one birth dream. I didn't know the sex of the baby, but when I saw it, it had so much beautiful hair.
I'm also having several sex dreams a week. It didn't happen when I was pregnant with DS but I'm enjoying them.

curlyq423

Luckily I don't remember what I dreamt last night because the two nights prior I had bad dreams. The first night was horrible. I was being help up at gunpoint. The guy was aiming it right at my heart until my husband and I were trying to fight him off. Luckily we got away. I didn't want to fall back asleep bc I was so worried I would start dreaming it again. AND it was an hour before my alarm was suppose to go off, so there really wasn't much luck going back to sleep that night. 

dinosaur

I just woke up from a nap where we were superheroes having sex.  

purplestarz

Last night I dreamt my DH and I were at a theme park and we saw Neil Patrick Harris. I freaked out and got a picture with him. Then we were staying at a weird Hotel and Leah from Teen Mom 2 was there, and we were arguing with her over who had to mow the lawn.

tyannej

I haven't had any weird dreams that I remember but I thoroughly enjoyed reading these

valerieclarisse

NPH was a regular in my dreams during my 3rd pregnancy! My first crazy dream this time around was 1or 2 weeks before I got my BFP. I dreamt that my water broke and I gave birth at home then went to the hospital because my belly didnt look pregnant and I was expecting 3 more! 
Side note: my water broke at home with my 3rd, I was separated from my SO and I drove myself to the hospital. I carry pretty small so by the time I got there I didn't look pregnant, I just looked like I peed my pants. Haha!

kmcdaniel7

Lol mine are getting weirder. Last night I had a dream that Notorious BIG was alive again and I was helping him make his next rap album for his comeback   funny cause I used to listen to him when I was way younger.. i mainly listen to death metal now. .so totally random. But thatd be cool though 

bluejeanbabi05

Bump

ksf13

I just typed out my entire dream from last night, but it sounded sooo insane typed out lol. I'll just go with it was the longest most detailed dream I think I've ever had! It felt like it lasted all night. It's so crazy to me how short dreams actually are compared to how long they feel. 

purplestarz

Hillary Clinton came over for dinner. My husband rearranged all the furniture and I was super pissed at him. I kept telling her "don't worry, my house isn't normally like this"

learnliveloveit

I wake up knowing I had a dream but for the life of me can't recall the crazy details. So annoying. 

mommykay-2

I just had a very creepy dream. There were twin boys. And for whatever reason the one kept trying to kill the other. I was caring for both and trying so hard to protect the "good" one  . I wish i had an explaintion! 

singing_lyn

The other night after reading what people are watching I had a dream about Gilmore Girls, and during my last pregnancy I would have dreams about 'N Sync which was really funny because I was obsessed with them when I was younger. I've had dreams pretty much every night this time too though, I just can't remember them right now. Luckily no dark and scary ones yet which I also had last pregnancy.

sjohns908

 @singing_lyn  Speaking of GG and Nsync, I had a dream over the weekend that my gf and I got to meet BSB and Britney Spears backstage at their Vegas show. I couldn't figure out why the two would be doing a show together.

A couple weeks back, I had a dream that I was dating Logan from GG. Then his dad showed up unexpectedly and I had to hide a bunch of stuff in the house because he wanted to prove to his dad that he had his shit together lol

migdala

Literally all of mine are obscenely sexual. Is this what has been lurking in my subconscious all this time 

allslee

I had to hide with my DS (13 months) from the mob last night HAHA

relax&smile2

I dreamed I ate a Mc Donalds cheeseburger.  I haven't been inside a Mc Donald's since high school and due to my nausea have not been eating anything except a bagel or dry waffle for the past 4 weeks.  But when I woke up I seriously had to think for a few minutes if I actually ate the cheeseburger or not.  It felt so weird I could taste and smell it...

knottie8806e24f3f4225e0

I have been having super weird and realistic dreams. They usually involve other men and are touchy feely!! Very bizarre. I haven't had any interest in sex or any sort of body contact for weeks now, but in my dreams all the time. Hmmm

neve2017

My preganany dreams a WEIRD! The other day I dreamed that I went shopping and a girl stole my coat. I swore a lot in the dream . Then I came home and my husband was making me beetroot soup; insisting it was good for me. Last night I dreamed my period started - which was horrible as very vivid  ( although unrealistic at the same time given the location in the dream was in school - I'm 32 years old!)

mommac2017

Guys. Last night I had a dream that my boobs started leaking milk. Already!! But they weren't just leaking, they were writing messages with the milk. It was so weird!!!!!! I wish I remembered one they wrote haha

jasmuin

Last night I dreamt my hubby decided to cook me dinner for our anniversary. He cooked 30 frozen pizzas and had already eaten the only one that sounded good to me. Haha happy anniversary right