Anyone with a 4w old (or older) baby that does NOT STTN

water-fairy

...should take their baby back to the hospital because it's broken...

Go get one that works well: doesn't cry, doesn't need to be held or fed constantly and sleeps all day and night long.
Oh wait, I think they sell those at Toys R Us

myantonia

damn, I knew I got a dud. 

 

 

chucknorris11

Mine sleeps through the night, doesn't poop and farts rosebuds. She also never cries.

When I put her down she sings me songs that I request. Today's request was "Get Low" by lil john.

What? That's not normal either?

sam19

I've been trying to take mine back for a while now but they say it is user error.

dragon_chica

Yeah, that's the last time I'm letting DH pick it!  He always picks the wrong ones!

water-fairy

myantonia:

damn, I knew I got a dud. 

 

 

They sold you a lemon too, huh?  

bethmont

Yeah, i thought mine was broken. I didn't know if the hospital would do an exchange though because I lost my receipt. WDYT?

water-fairy

bethmont:

Yeah, i thought mine was broken. I didn't know if the hospital would do an exchange though because I lost my receipt. WDYT?

Put your foot down, lady. You deserve your STTN baby! 

Kendall13

ahartzle:

Mine sleeps through the night, doesn't poop and farts rosebuds. She also never cries.

When I put her down she sings me songs that I request. Today's request was "Get Low" by lil john.

What? That's not normal either?

I've been trying to teach DS that one for weeks!  Apparently he is a dud, too.

orleyl

I cant, the nurse told me at discharge "no returns or exchanges"

chucknorris11

Kendall13:

ahartzle:

Mine sleeps through the night, doesn't poop and farts rosebuds. She also never cries.

When I put her down she sings me songs that I request. Today's request was "Get Low" by lil john.

What? That's not normal either?

I've been trying to teach DS that one for weeks!  Apparently he is a dud, too.

LMAO at a 2 month old singing about "sweat dropping down their balls".

Helms

i have found that when your baby is naughty, if you spank it, it usually learns its lesson

RandomlyEvil

sam19:

I've been trying to take mine back for a while now but they say it is user error.

I love you...lol...I really do.

Oh, and you might owe me a new laptop...because I just spit soda on mine thanks to you. :P

anarivera

The manual of my DD says: feed, change, put her to sleep. It doesn't say anything about crying, growth spurts, fuzzyness, colic... so I think we got the wrong model .

water-fairy

anarivera:

The manual of my DD says: feed, change, put her to sleep. It doesn't say anything about crying, growth spurts, fuzzyness, colic... so I think we got the wrong model .

Damn, I didn't even get a manual... mine must have been a return already. 

sam19

anarivera:

The manual of my DD says: feed, change, put her to sleep. It doesn't say anything about crying, growth spurts, fuzzyness, colic... so I think we got the wrong model .

the fuzzyness is my favorite part about my baby. I prefer cuddling with a fuzzy baby compared to those human skin like babies.

dragon_chica

orleyl:

I cant, the nurse told me at discharge "no returns or exchanges"

Can you get store credit?

RandomlyEvil

anarivera:

The manual of my DD says: feed, change, put her to sleep. It doesn't say anything about crying, growth spurts, fuzzyness, colic... so I think we got the wrong model .

You should get the manual they sell at the bookstore...its for universal models and works great...

tsoyster

My model may be broken, but I think I'll keep it.  I'm a little attached

robynlesley

My nephew?age 4?STILL does NOT STTN.

I'm telling my SIL to trade him in for a newer, younger model. LOL.

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Whenever my DS does STTN, that's when he will. Though I DO want it to happen sooner rather than later.

water-fairy

tsoyster:

My model may be broken, but I think I'll keep it.  I'm a little attached

Didn't anyone tell you not to create emotional bonds? :P