TP Thursday

lund

This whole week needs to be throat-punched

stillclever17

DH needs a throat punch. I'm sick, and he won't come near me or hug me or anything. Every time I'm sick he treats me like a leper. So rude. 
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hartmich

@lund was just coming here to say that. This week... empty utes... the universe... 

aggo

Tomi Lahren needs a TP. I don't care what side of politics you're on, that girl is just hateful and MEAN.

ETA: @soemthingclever sad that DH isn't being cuddly! When you're sick is when you need hugs and love the most!

lund

@soemthingclever aw, sad! I mean, I guess I understand trying to avoid swapping too many bodily fluids, but it's pretty much futile when you live together. If he's going to go out of his way to avoid you, he could at least make you soup and pick up the slack around the house!

canonmom413

Mother Nature needs a TP. Thanks for the no snow day! Ugh. 

Also I can guarentee a few people I deal with tonight at work will need a good ole TP! 

@soemthingclever why on earth is he acting like that?! Sorry you have to deal with his insensitivity. 

LoveInDC

Things that have required a TP this week:

• My uterus.
• My chart.
• My BBT thermometer.
• DH who decided yesterday that he changed his mind about GDTPT. Why does that deserve a TP? Because instead of telling me he did not have the desire/drive, he decided it was better to ignore me, tell me "maybe later", and when I confront him, call me manipulative. The kicker? We ended up spelunking anyway. Seriously? If you're going to throw a 5-hour hissy fit, at least stick with it. Next time, just tell me no without all the defensive bullshit. Or get over yourself and do it if you're going to anyway. It was not a fun day.
  
• Past-LoveInDC who decided to schedule her therapist appointment 3 weeks out instead of the usual 2 for no good reason.
• All the empty utes.
• The universe.
  

jenotontx

ag90 said:

Tomi Lahren needs a TP. I don't care what side of politics you're on, that girl is just hateful and MEAN

Girl drives me up the wall!! I can't stand listening to her... not just because of what she says but also because she sounds like a robot! You can tell she is reading right off the teleprompter. 

aggo

@JJMNO1616 everything she says is just to get a reaction, I don't even know if she believes any of it! Whatever happened to just being a decent human being?

eggplantface

JJMNO1616 said:

ag90 said:

Tomi Lahren needs a TP. I don't care what side of politics you're on, that girl is just hateful and MEAN

Girl drives me up the wall!! I can't stand listening to her... not just because of what she says but also because she sounds like a robot! You can tell she is reading right off the teleprompter. 

I just saw her on TV in the break room! I thought "She's hot, and talking conservative politics. It's the ultimate boner machine for the old crotchety men watching Fox News."

jenotontx

@ag90 I totally agree... I don't think she knows what she is saying half the time. I can only hope she doesn't actually believe it. Not to mention some of the things she says doesn't even make sense in the realm of alternative facts. 

@eggplantface Exactly 

breezybee

TP of the week definitely goes to my slow ass contractors and my husband, for saying that he would take over this bathroom remodel, and then promptly leaving me to handle everything down to grout colors.  
Also, my dumb boss (I'm a nanny), who started off the week by telling me that her children are so fat and she doesn't know what to do anymore.  UUUMMMMM, they're really not, but...how about not letting them eat 5 quesadillas a day?  Giving them fruit?  Not letting them watch tv from the second they get home until they go to sleep.  The list goes on and on.  Plus, they're children!  Some kids are a little chubby!  I really don't understand why some people have kids when all they want to do is show them off and not put in any work to make them decent human beings.
GGGRRRRR THROAT PUNCH.  

BertieMeetsGertie

@Somethingclever bad, DH, bad!! Yet when they are sick we are supposed to drop everything and make them feel better. 

@LoveInDC sorry your H have you such a hard time. I hate when my DH says "maybe later." Dude, just say no because then I won't get all pissed if at you later when you say you aren't in the mood! 

KariAnn323

All the high school health teachers who made it sound like if your bf looked at you the wrong way you'd get KU.

Everycol0r

@LoveInDC what is GDTPT?

lund

@Everycol0r get down to pound town

LoveInDC

Everycol0r said:

@LoveInDC what is GDTPT?

Going down to pound town aka HIO aka BD aka DTD aka spelunking

Geez, how  many different names do we have for sex on here? lol

adirat

Uh we all know that GDTPT means Get Dancing To Penis Time duhhhh

Pinky917

I would like to TP DH for going on and on last week about how "we skipped over winter" and "It already feels like spring", and now I'm stuck dealing with the snow here while he is in warm, sunny Arizona. Yep, totally going to blame the snow on my husband 

Everycol0r

LoveInDC said:

Everycol0r said:

@LoveInDC what is GDTPT?

Going down to pound town aka HIO aka BD aka DTD aka spelunking

Geez, how  many different names do we have for sex on here? lol

Oh jeez I'm gone for five minutes and the whole world changes! 

eggplantface

LoveInDC said:

Everycol0r said:

@LoveInDC what is GDTPT?

Going down to pound town aka HIO aka BD aka DTD aka spelunking

Geez, how  many different names do we have for sex on here? lol

Because "Baby Dance" makes my skin crawl.

adirat

I agree with @eggplantface about BD -- I don't want to think about children during sexytimes. It doesn't get me in the mood. Now somebody dancing to penis time on the other hand...

eggplantface

I wanted to link to the penis song from The Sweetest Thing but googling that at work is probably not a good idea

But they sing and dance to a song about penises.

NYTino24

Why do people feel the need to ask if others have kids? I was just trying to buy groceries before a snow storm. I didn't buy anything that indicated I have kids. Don't ask me and when I say, "Not yet," don't ask when!!! 

Also, thanks a lot, Zulily, for making sure the maternity clothes are always the first thing I see when I open the app. You know I'm gonna click on it, get sad, maybe buy something, and then repeat the process.

LoveInDC

And a new TP victim. I'm part of a brides/former brides FB group. We talk about things outside of weddings all the time. Someone jumped on and asked when she should stop BCP "for a summertime conception." If that wasn't enough, it called all the 1/1ers out of the woodwork. Happy happy joy.

haylsbayls-2

@adirat

Everycol0r

haylsbayls said:

@adirat

Whoever that is should be more careful. I've seen a swan kill a man. (Not really, just wanted to say that)

adirat

@haylsbayls I was hoping to see you

Did you watch this week's VPR? I watched last night after getting some bad news with a cold glass of pinot grigio. It was such a boost. 

LoveInDC

Everycol0r said:

haylsbayls said:

@adirat

Whoever that is should be more careful. I've seen a swan kill a man. (Not really, just wanted to say that)

That is Lisa Vanderpump. Queen of the universe and owner of a small menagerie. She is magical. The swans worship her.

haylsbayls-2

My favorite part was Tom walking into a modeling job with a 12 pack of Bud Light. Also that he's 30 and still trying to break into the modeling industry. I'm glad something was able to give you a boost after hearing your news yesterday. Hugs!

ETA: Tag @adirat

adirat

@haylsbayls yeah that modeling shoot was sketchy as hell. I found Peter's short film much more hilarious. 

kaitlink33

I need to TP myself for being one ofor THOSE assholes......I calculated my EDD with one of those online things that I didn't know about, but do now thanks to you guys. Lol It would be at the end of October which made me so upset and made me not want to be KU this cycle because ***TW***  the baby we were going to adopt last year was born on October 8th and DH crazy ex just had another kid in the beginning of November and it made me sad because I didn't want them to have similar birthdays. I had to talk myself down and tell myself that I actually don't care what birthday it haseems as long as I would have a child. Ugh.

LoveInDC

@adirat @haylsbayls I love how Tom went from "I'm the most serious about bar tending. Way more serious than everyone else. Everyone knows that." to "I'm trying to get back into modeling. Oh and acting. I'm great at everything. Everything is my thing and no one else is allowed to do it."

haylsbayls-2

@adirat I forgot about that! Hilarious. Tom takes himself so seriously. I watched it Monday night when I was half asleep and need to re-watch. I think Katie is the biggest bitch and does not deserve Schwartz. I try to remind myself that it may just be editing and maybe she's not that bad buuuut idk, she's pretty terrible.

breezybee

@adirat and @haylsbayls I was CRINGING behind my hands during both of those scenes!  OMG and SCHEANA just LOVES to cause a huge scene at every single wedding event for Katie. STFU Scheana Marie. This season is finally getting good. 

NYTino24

Kellyanne Conway gets a TP for violating federal ethics code. 

Melissa McCarthy and Kate McKinnon get a high fives for being hilarious. 

haylsbayls-2

@LoveInDC Right?! He is a tool. Remember when he wanted to sell Lisa's sangria? He had no business plan, it was embarrassing. 

haylsbayls-2

@BreezyBee and and and she wore white to someone else's bridal event. AND when she tried to say she was a laid back bride...... LOL

adirat

I think Katie is awful and needs anger management as well as an alcohol intervention. She may be the worst on the show because she's so awful but doesn't add anything to the show (unlike Stassi or Kristen). But I also think Tom is cruel to her. Their toxic relationship brings out the worst in each other. 

adirat

Yes! I really appreciated the editing of the show when Sheena claimed she was a laid-back bride and they showed flashbacks of how horrid she was. 

I read online that Sheena and her husband are getting divorced so that makes this whole wedding plotline this season especially comical. 

Edit -- I spelled Scheana's name wrong but I'm not fixing it. You fix your stupidly spelled name. 

haylsbayls-2

@adirat Yep! They are getting divorced because that whole marriage was a terrible decision. I give Tom and Katie two years before they're heading for divorce land too. Katie is super boring and thinks she's soooo cool this season because she forced her BF into marrying her.