You might be pregnant if...

mamakculb

Come on ladies let's laugh a little! Share yours! I'll start. 

You mught be pregnant if....scrolling through the food emojis on your phone suddenly makes you hungry. 

HollyGolightly09

You might be pregnant if... you're late for work because you had to pull over to vomit. 

mamakculb

@HollyGolightly09 so sorry mama! 

wyomama0427

You might be pregnant if.... you cried when your husband brought home the wrong kind of cookies

mamakculb

@daniellelynette no shame in that!

labby18

You might be pregnant if looking for recipes on Pinterest make you gag and lose your appetite. Lol

SummerGirl21

@HollyGolightly09 Noooooo! That sucks!

You fall asleep on the couch by 9, without fail.

Becky012016

You have to take a snack break or nap before actually doing anything for the day. 

wellhithen

@HollyGolightly09 haha! You are not alone, I threw up on the way to my doctors yesterday. 

You might be pregnant if if talking about puke is just commonplace.

juliebeannn

You might be pregnant if your normal meat lover self gets sick at the thought of eating meat.  

wellhithen

@juliebeannn yes! Bacon! I cannot stand the smell. Which, I usually love bacon.

juliebeannn

wellhithen said:

@juliebeannn yes! Bacon! I cannot stand the smell. Which, I usually love bacon.

Bacon was my very first aversion. I swear the day we got our BFP (Christmas eve), DH asked if I want our usual breakfast (bacon and eggs) and my first thought was EW.  Haven't had it or any other meat really since!

kaylaakosua

Becky012016 said:

You have to take a snack break or nap before actually doing anything for the day. 

Wait you only take one or the other? Teach me your ways, I need both. 

snack,nap,snack   exactly in that order. I look forward to dropping DS off at school so I can do it. 

kitty459

You might be pregnant if... you dread making dinner because the thought of cooking with all its smells makes you feel sick.

mrs_tacos

You might be pregnant if...scrolling too fast through your phone makes you nauseated. 
...you haven't eaten meat or vegetables in three weeks, but you've still lost weight.
...you wake up three times a night to pee, but also eat some crackers or fruit snacks or cheese while you're up.


@HollyGolightly09 I too have thrown up on the side of the road, and then in the garbage can of a parking garage. I don't know when this nausea will get better, but at least know you're not alone!

kailapop

You might be pregnant if.........you decide to not wash your hair for the fourth day in a row because sleep is much more important. And to distract from your messy bed head you put a full face of makeup on. 

wyomama0427

juliebeannn said:

wellhithen said:

@juliebeannn yes! Bacon! I cannot stand the smell. Which, I usually love bacon.

Bacon was my very first aversion. I swear the day we got our BFP (Christmas eve), DH asked if I want our usual breakfast (bacon and eggs) and my first thought was EW.  Haven't had it or any other meat really since!

This!!! I usually love bacon. So much. But greasy foods make me sick now  I eat some bacon and instant indigestion and nausea. I've gotta snack on things like salad and yogurt and healthy stuff. Except for those pillsbury valentines heart cookies... I ate a whole tray of them last night. But I reeeaally miss bacon!

ashley2824

you have 8 different varieties of cereal at your house 

HollyGolightly09

@kailapop Washing/drying my hair has become a nightmare for me. I have honestly dried my hair once in the pat three weeks. I just can't do it. 

lap018

Damn now I just want some bacon.

you might be pregnant if ..... your toddler is watching wayyyyyy too much Netflix 

mercury94

You might be pregnant if... you really needed those 10 extra minutes of sleep so you skipped the makeup and barely made it to work on time. 

DPandMB

- if walking up the stairs makes you tired.
- if you tired of eating, but have to eat more because its the only thing that keeps you from throwing up.
- if you fall asleep at your desk
- if you look at your husband with disgust for making you this way.

and last  not least, -if writing that last one made you cry because you realized you're a raging B****

beccam1230

If getting up to let the dog outside is enough activity to make you barf... 
Or if pedialyte popsicles and jello are all you can eat because everything else makes you sick, but you're still ridiculously hungry ALL THE TIME.

beccam1230

@HollyGolightly09 same. I really don't give a crap about my hair. I just can't.

sableeg

You might be pregnant if....you cry at everything and go from stuffed to dying of starvation in 2 seconds.

runbyfruiting

So many of these have me like




You might be pregnant if what you like to eat one day makes you want to puke the next day. 

toshandbabies

You might be pregnant if...you are avoiding church because the standing, kneeling, and sitting make you all light headed and you're afraid you'll pass out.

thatburkgirl

You might be pregnant if you loved beef, but now you can't stand the thought of it, you can't eat your leftovers, and you gag randomly, or can't kiss your husband when he comes home from work. 

I give an amen to many of these! 

DPandMB

runbyfruiting said:

You might be pregnant if what you like to eat one day makes you want to puke the next day. 

My husband hates this the most. I'll have a craving for something, he'll get it, I'll eat a little, love it, then the next day it makes me vomit. He gets so frustrated. Poor DH

IdleFancy

You might be pregnant if...you start crying, because all you wanted for lunch was a ham and cheese sandwich, but then you remember that you can't have cold lunchmeat and just *thinking* of a warm sandwich makes you queasy. So, you eat an apple and feel like an absurd person, instead. 

IdleFancy

@juliebeannn @daniellelynette Yaaaas! This. I usually love bacon, but would rather never eat again than go near it, right now. Even the smell makes me gag. Ugh. 

wyomama0427

@IdleFancy I'm not even gonna lie. I haven't slowed down on the cold lunch meat train. I'm sorry your lunch was messed up though, it's the WORST! I cried over cookies so I understand lol

juliebeannn

@IdleFancy  The smell doesn't make me gag, thankfully.  But my super crazy mutant sense of smell right now was able to smell my husband cooking bacon on the first floor while I was in the shower on the second floor with the door closed.  

MadisonInspires

You might be pregnant if you haven't been able to smell the food where you work for months now, and all of a sudden the kitchen makes you gag. 

Work has been kicking me in the butt lately. 

wyomama0427

@juliebeannn the smell only makes me gag when DH burns it. YUCK. Then the house smells nasty all day. Gag.

mamakculb

You might be pregnant if....you convince your DH to try out blue apron meals for a week for fun. The food was delivered 3 days ago and I'm currently eating a Big Mac because 1)too tired to cook and 2) fancy stuff sounds gross at the moment. 

juliebeannn

daniellelynette said:

@juliebeannn the smell only makes me gag when DH burns it. YUCK. Then the house smells nasty all day. Gag.

EW. I totally agree! 

GracefulStar

You might be pregnant if you serve your family one meal for dinner and are having something completely different but you just had to have it and can't stomach anything else, even your own cooking.

cmar1006

Had to wear a mask to clean the refrigerator tonight. DH didn't smell anything. 

kailapop

I have another, this happened to me this week. 

If you have to febreze the crap outta your jacket and then have to hang it out over night because the smell of the restaurant you ate breakfast at the day before is so strong you can smell it across the classroom at work.  *insert barfy face*

edit words are hard af right now. 

HollyGolightly09

@septpromise  I'm having a hard time with kissing, too... think it's starting to hurt DHs feelings.