My mom does this in person. She's just a paranoid and alarmist person. Gun rights, immigration, natural disaster prep... She made me really paranoid about going into preterm labor and also for being positive for group b strep, both because she used to be a nicu nurse and had worked with extreme cases of babies with each of these.Dont really have a UO other than I thought about inventing a device to hold pacifiers in a baby's mouth. The image in my head is of a ball gag, only with a pacifier, but then I realize that is probably incredibly unsafe. Otherwise someone would have invented it already.
I've been fantasizing about a pacifier ball gag too! The Wannanub has proven weaker than our baby's spitting abilities.
My UO is that I'm sick of people (my sister in law actually, who has a 3 week old) brag about how good her baby is on FB. How he has already slept through the night and is "such a good sleeper" and "never cries". I suppose I should be happy for them, but the bragging sorta makes me want to gag. Or maybe I'm just jealous bc I'm 10 weeks ppd and sleep deprived