I'm so pregnant that, today, I ugly-cried this morning because I dropped a quarter. Oooh, boy. I am not taking this over-emotional self to work today.... I hope these hormones stabilize before too long.
I'm so pregnant that... *I no longer have a distinguishable belly button. *I haven't slept for more than two hours at a time for over a month because it's pee time all the time. *People have been asking if she's ever coming out *I keep getting told "Drink Castor Oil and drive down a back road" *My seat belt won't fit under my belly anymore *I get asked out in public if I'm having twins or just one enormous baby *My stretch marks are bleeding & I cry when I leave the Doctors office and she tells me that I've not dilated at all
Re: I'm so pregnant that I ....
*I no longer have a distinguishable belly button.
*I haven't slept for more than two hours at a time for over a month because it's pee time all the time.
*People have been asking if she's ever coming out
*I keep getting told "Drink Castor Oil and drive down a back road"
*My seat belt won't fit under my belly anymore
*I get asked out in public if I'm having twins or just one enormous baby
*My stretch marks are bleeding & I cry when I leave the Doctors office and she tells me that I've not dilated at all