Flame Free Friday Confessions

vampirina

Not always flame-free, but usually flame-free, because our board is so tame and awesome and YAY Sept 16!

vampirina

Me, basically, since I woke up this am and had a zebra cake for breakfast. 

Tippy05

I mentioned earlier this week that I'm battling a pretty nasty headcold.  Well, it's worked it's way from my head to my chest and now I have a pretty intense cough that isn't constant, but when a coughing fit comes on it's pretty horrible.

Yesterday, while coughing, I peed myself.  Like, a lot.  And more than once.  

I have no control anymore.  Awesome.

AnnaS930

While camping this week my husband said "And remember, there's an outhouse just a couple sites away if you don't want to walk all the way to the bathroom" to which I made a disgusted face. He said "it's just a hole in the ground you don't have to look down into it"

... so my confession is, Yes, Yes I do. I can't help but look down into outhouses, or into bathrooms if the stall door is ajar suggesting something might be amiss in there. I'm then thoroughly disgusted, but can't help but look. It's like a car accident.

Confession part 2 - I went to the next empty campsite (between ours and the outhouse) and popped a squat near the bushes to pee, then just shook really good and drip dried. Sorry not sorry.

ruemcclanahan

I woke up and had breakfast.  Then my mom asked if I had breakfast yet,  I said no and then ate second breakfast lol

eightynine

Tippy05 said:

I mentioned earlier this week that I'm battling a pretty nasty headcold.  Well, it's worked it's way from my head to my chest and now I have a pretty intense cough that isn't constant, but when a coughing fit comes on it's pretty horrible.

Yesterday, while coughing, I peed myself.  Like, a lot.  And more than once.  

I have no control anymore.  Awesome.

I regularly pee through not only underwear, but my pajama pants also. My bf is really funny, but lately it doesn't even take something super hilarious. Basically I just can't laugh. 

AMT1107

Tippy05 said:

I mentioned earlier this week that I'm battling a pretty nasty headcold.  Well, it's worked it's way from my head to my chest and now I have a pretty intense cough that isn't constant, but when a coughing fit comes on it's pretty horrible.

Yesterday, while coughing, I peed myself.  Like, a lot.  And more than once.  

I have no control anymore.  Awesome.

This is me too, I had to go out and buy the always discrete pads, I have never wanted a cold to end so badly!   The worst part, ob/gyn said take claritin and saline nose spray, um yeah! thanks!   

I hope you start to feel better soon!  

lovelylauren86

Landry has been a whining bucket of fuss all freaking day and I'm about to crack. I'm about to open six bags of fruit snacks and just let him go nuts

mrsvoorhees-2

Megan324 said:

I woke up and had breakfast.  Then my mom asked if I had breakfast yet,  I said no and then ate second breakfast lol

This killed me!! So, so funny and totally what i would do!

mamadomino

Toddler and I are having potato chips with cottage cheese for lunch.  I don't have the energy to fight with him to eat something healthy. 

mrsvoorhees-2

@AnnaS930 no, you do have to look into the hole because what if
theres a person or an animal or
some other non-poop or non-pee being in there that's going to grab your ass when you pop a squat?? You absolutely have to look in.

AmMcc12

@PoodleDoodleOoo I just want to say that your GIF game is on point today!!!

mommytimesfour

I cried this morning after attempting to shave my crotch. I contorted my body every way I could think of and it just wasn't happening. I was so frustrated I tossed the razor down and said fuck it. 

mhilpisch10

Haha @lovelylauren86 I call fruit snacks little bags of "shut the hell up" my 15 mo old is teething and so crabby. I'm like "what do you want from meeeeee?!?" 
I'm in a constant state of thinking the baby is almost here while simultaneously thinking that 9 weeks is forever away! 
Also, just realized I haven't brushed my teeth yet and it's 11:42am. 

mrsvoorhees-2

JLmama118 said:

I cried this morning after attempting to shave my crotch. I contorted my body every way I could think of and it just wasn't happening. I was so frustrated I tossed the razor down and said fuck it. 

H came in while I was taking a bath a few nights ago and told me to give him
the razor, and he would help me. I just sat there like a fat deer, looking at him, and couldn't bring myself to do it. I
told him to give me the mirror and I would handle it. Lol

seitzy3

I'm ashamed but ..... I yelled at my kid in public. I usually give a little side eye when I hear parents yelling at their children but damn, that girl would not listen to ANYTHING. My emotions got the best of me 

AnnaS930

@MrsVoorhees - YES!!  Ok, thank you! Creeps lurk in those things, I swear!

ahackett1990

JLmama118 said:

I cried this morning after attempting to shave my crotch. I contorted my body every way I could think of and it just wasn't happening. I was so frustrated I tossed the razor down and said fuck it. 

This. I now just take the razor and hope I'm shaving it all. I'm sure I miss a few patches, but I won't let my husband do it for me and I can't just let it go wild down there. I can't wait until I can see my vagina again 

VeraMali

@seitzy3 don't be ashamed. I will yell at my kid or (gasp!) give her a spanking in public if that is what it takes. In my opinion discipline is a part of parenting and parenting doesn't stop just because I'm in public. In this politically correct world we live in you are damned if you do & damned if you don't when it comes to stuff like this so I just do what I feel is right and keep on moving.

Sbrown721

I picked up a 6-pack of beer for my DH after buying groceries for dinner. As I left the liquor store a guy about 21 that worked there was collecting shopping carts and shaking his head at me. I wanted to say, "MMM, I can't wait to get home and chug these!", but I was already opening my car door when I noticed him so I just got in my car and left.

AnnaS930

@seitzy3 - Sometimes I worry I'm too physical with Emmett in public. Grabbing his hand and dragging him away from things... I try to give other parents a lot more slack than I used to when I see them having to raise their voices or physically move their child in public. If it's something you really don't want to do, no need to continue being ashamed about it, just try again next time.

I now congratulate myself outwardly to my husband if Emmett is really a terror in public and I handle it with grace. I say to him "Did you see how I was able to quietly pull him aside and avoid a scene? I'm really proud of myself"  Gotta pay attention to your best parenting moments, not just your worst!

seitzy3

@VeraMali I mean I could feel the stares burning through my skin.  She did start listening after that though 

seitzy3

Thanks @AnnaS930 ! I usually will pick her up if she is having a fit and leave where ever I am and what ever we are doing and talk with her in the car or in private. obviously that tactic wasn't working and I just went with it. It wasn't my proudest moment but it happens! 

VeraMali

@seitzy3 I mean this in a totally nice way but a lot of that was probably in your head because you normally judge other parents for doing it. On the few very rare instances I've had any other person say something under their breath or stare at me for disciplining my child in public I just stare right back with a smile on my face. As long as you & your kid okay then that's your business and other people need to take their judgement and shove it where the sun don't shine.

camichael84

MrsVoorhees said:

JLmama118 said:

I cried this morning after attempting to shave my crotch. I contorted my body every way I could think of and it just wasn't happening. I was so frustrated I tossed the razor down and said fuck it. 

H came in while I was taking a bath a few nights ago and told me to give him
the razor, and he would help me. I just sat there like a fat deer, looking at him, and couldn't bring myself to do it. I
told him to give me the mirror and I would handle it. Lol

FFFC... DH trimmed my lady bits for me on Sunday (with the electric razor... I can still straight razor my bikini area myself). I attempted to do it myself first, but it wasn't happening. No regrets and no shame on my end. His being around that area is what got me into this situation in the first place.

vampirina

I forgot to bring Fred's lunch to work today and now I feel like the worst dog-mom ever. Poor puppy. 

LizC216

My house looked like a bomb exploded in it. With both girls being sick this week I really just let things go. It's really unlike me and just being around the mess was making me anxious and edgy. This morning, I took my older daughter to ballet and my mom came here to watch my younger daughter. I came home to a virtually clean house. I should feel embarrassed or guilty or something, but I was 100% ok with it. She kept saying "don't be offended, I just like to do things rather than sit". I couldn't relay enough how much it was appreciated. No toes being stepped on over here!

mrsvoorhees-2

AnnaS930 said:

@MrsVoorhees - YES!!  Ok, thank you! Creeps lurk in those things, I swear!

As if getting attacked wouldn't be bad enough, getting attacked by something covered in poop is way worse.

PSUBecky23

PoodleDoodleOoo said:

I forgot to bring Fred's lunch to work today and now I feel like the worst dog-mom ever. Poor puppy. 

Do dogs normally get lunch? My dog only gets fed morning and evening. (And even then he doesn't always eat both meals because he's too busy eating sticks and poop. Dogs are gross.)

AnnaS930

PSUBecky23 said:

PoodleDoodleOoo said:

I forgot to bring Fred's lunch to work today and now I feel like the worst dog-mom ever. Poor puppy. 

Do dogs normally get lunch? My dog only gets fed morning and evening. (And even then he doesn't always eat both meals because he's too busy eating sticks and poop. Dogs are gross.)

My thoughts exactly... oh man, dogs need lunch?

vampirina

@PSUBecky23 - I'm going to say most dogs don't, but Fred does. He tends to puke if he doesn't eat frequently. 

Which also means there is a chance I'll be cleaning up dog vom later today. Gross. 

PSUBecky23

I can barely remember to bring a lunch for myself, let alone one for a dog.

Hope there's no dog vomit later but I feel for you since I have a weekend of toddler pee and poop cleanup ahead of me.

ruemcclanahan

camichael84 said:

MrsVoorhees said:

JLmama118 said:

I cried this morning after attempting to shave my crotch. I contorted my body every way I could think of and it just wasn't happening. I was so frustrated I tossed the razor down and said fuck it. 

H came in while I was taking a bath a few nights ago and told me to give him
the razor, and he would help me. I just sat there like a fat deer, looking at him, and couldn't bring myself to do it. I
told him to give me the mirror and I would handle it. Lol

FFFC... DH trimmed my lady bits for me on Sunday (with the electric razor... I can still straight razor my bikini area myself). I attempted to do it myself first, but it wasn't happening. No regrets and no shame on my end. His being around that area is what got me into this situation in the first place.


Stuck in the damn box.
lollolololol

AnnaS930

MrsVoorhees said:

AnnaS930 said:

@MrsVoorhees - YES!!  Ok, thank you! Creeps lurk in those things, I swear!

As if getting attacked wouldn't be bad enough, getting attacked by something covered in poop is way worse.

It's like a toddler hand swatting at you during a diaper change.. after they've grabbed their dirty bum. Is this just a boy thing, or do girls feel the need to reach down there too?  And of course, he only does it like 10% of the time, so I'm never expecting it...

OBMommy

After spending two hours regrouting our upstairs shower this am, I let my girls make themselves jelly sandwiches (no PB) and Doritos for lunch while I ate a pizza Lunchable on the couch which H hates bc he things all meals should be eaten at a table. I'm debating on following it up with an ice cream sandwich or a little Debbie cake bc I don't give AF right now. Oh, and I'm fully planning on indulging in an hour long nap before I wake up and eat watermelon. 

kosmo86

We feed our dogs 3 times a day, I think it tends to make them less antsy for food (although my hound dog would disagree) We used to only feed twice a day but when we got our puppy almost a year ago we went to 3 to help space it out and it just kind of stuck 

hey_clever_girl

I have given up on working today. I busted my butt all week & now my give a damn's broken. Gotta make it look like I'm working for an hour and a half. Come on, 4:00.

mrsvoorhees-2

AnnaS930 said:

MrsVoorhees said:

AnnaS930 said:

@MrsVoorhees - YES!!  Ok, thank you! Creeps lurk in those things, I swear!

As if getting attacked wouldn't be bad enough, getting attacked by something covered in poop is way worse.

It's like a toddler hand swatting at you during a diaper change.. after they've grabbed their dirty bum. Is this just a boy thing, or do girls feel the need to reach down there too?  And of course, he only does it like 10% of the time, so I'm never expecting it...

No, DD does it too, sometimes. Especially if I'm putting on diaper cream. She's got this weird thing about really liking when you give her some lotion or soap in her hand. So she always tries to get some of the cream so she can rub it on her face...the same cream I just put on her butt.

mrsvoorhees-2

Just realized my panties are on backwards. I noticed that I felt like there was a...thickness...on my butt but didn't think anything of it. 

PSUBecky23

MrsVoorhees said:

Just realized my panties are on backwards. I noticed that I felt like there was a...thickness...on my butt but didn't think anything of it. 

Mine are often inside out.

camichael84

OBMommy said:

After spending two hours regrouting our upstairs shower this am, I let my girls make themselves jelly sandwiches (no PB) and Doritos for lunch while I ate a pizza Lunchable on the couch which H hates bc he things all meals should be eaten at a table. I'm debating on following it up with an ice cream sandwich or a little Debbie cake bc I don't give AF right now. Oh, and I'm fully planning on indulging in an hour long nap before I wake up and eat watermelon. 

Awesome! I gave DD a PB&J, cheetos, and grapes for lunch. And let her eat it in the livingroom while she watched Sheriff Callie. It's Friday, she's grumpy. I just wanted to do something that is easy for me.