#HotMess

kitandcat

Does anyone else capture their hot mess moments?! I can't help but see the humor in some of the crazy times, and obviously I have to send MH these glorious updates.. Usually my mom too :-)  

yogahh

Too many poop pics recently!! Can we add a warning if you are going to post poop? 

Kurrant

Haha!  I have been so concerned with removing the poop that I haven't taken any pics.  I wish I had caught some of them to show her later . . . you know . . . for guilt reasons  :P  I'm sure I mentioned it before but her worst blow out she had was so forceful that while I was cleaning her up I found poop in her armpits!  How does that happen?!  LOL

bkjade

First, thank you @yogahh! I get enough poop IRL, no need to see more here. 

Second, when I was running errands I recieved this from DH. 

lizChesnut

I no longer shocked by poop lol
My lo has projectile vomiting down!!!! Wish I had a picture of it! Had to strip couch cushions, boppie cover a towel 2 receiving blanket and change baby and me! It went down into my shirt and pooled in my bra!  I've never seen so much spit up in my life! Big sis just stared bug eyed with trauma as it happened! O_O 
Lol 

lionstigersbears

I didn't get a picture but DH and I were walking down the hall of our hotel headed to a rehearsal dinner. LO did her daily epic spit up as I was carrying her...I somehow managed to flip her around and hold her out so no one got anything gross on them. The hotel floor was a different story. Whoops. 

dsmith211

No pictures but that was definitely us this morning. All over the onesie, swaddle blanket, up his back, and of course me bc he only wants to sleep on me half the time now... I need to remember pictures for next time to use as black mail one day.

wsgjmw1

lizChesnut said:

I no longer shocked by poop lol
My lo has projectile vomiting down!!!! Wish I had a picture of it! Had to strip couch cushions, boppie cover a towel 2 receiving blanket and change baby and me! It went down into my shirt and pooled in my bra!  I've never seen so much spit up in my life! Big sis just stared bug eyed with trauma as it happened! O_O 
Lol 

This .... Is why we have our couches covered with bed sheets. Too many poop/vomit incidents 

katxattack1212

Who can complain about poop pics? Poop and babies go together. 

clw617

When they spit up on your shoulder and you turn to look and they sneeze right there with a mouth full of spit up. Lovely. 

2.red.heads

Ha - when I read #hotmess I thought about ME! 

.......one day at a time.  No, one hour at a time.......... 

dshannah

Not a poop pic, but this is currently my favorite pic of LO to date, and DH and I affectionately call it the hot mess pic. He's a hot mes because meltdown and I'm a hot mess because I can't even live the photo up right...

DH had gone back to work and kept texting me to ask me to send pics of LO, and I was getting stressed out trying to get a decent picture (I am not a selfie person, so I have no idea how to take a pic of LO if I am holding him). Then LO began to melt down and I said fuck it, snapped this pic and sent it. 

I was going to turn it into magnets for the grandfolks, but I feel like most people won't think it's as hilarious as we do...

Pascal86

@dshannah I love it, I feel like I know exactly how he's crying based on that pic. 

ayeshaohara

I video my LO crying cos it's so adorable then I send it to my DH at work. His coworkers think it's hilarious that I video her screaming...not like I can do much, she just occasionally wants to scream! Priceless memories I say