May 2016 Moms

Sh%t my husband said

shamelessly stolen from June. Share your funniest/most unbelievable husband comment pre- or post-birth. 
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  • @doozer1345 this is the best! I was cracking up. This is something my husband would do! Haha loving support, rigtlht!?
  • nerdymama15nerdymama15 member
    edited May 2016
    I'm lmao at these.  I don't even remember half the shit my DH said.  I'm sure there were some gems, but I don't remember them at the moment.  Everything was such a blur

    @doozer1345 I just noticed where your DH's hand was lol I must be slow or something, but I lmao at that


    First Pregnancy
    • BFP: 01/25/2015
    • EDD: 09/28/2015
    • Incomplete MC: 02/28/2015

    Second Pregnancy

    • BFP: 09/11/2015
    • EDD: 05/25/2016
    Baby Born
    04/15/2016



    PGAL
  • DH has somehow decided that he must wake up, grumble, and turn over at least several times for each time I get in/out of bed. He flops/bounces even harder in his turns than I do (he never used to)! He claims that the closer we get to LO's arrival (EDD is today), the more imperative that he be readily awake 'just in case.'

    I'm dreading going back to bed each time I get up now and have started settling for the couch in our sitting room by around 5 am. No one is sleeping well in this house right now!
  • KurrantKurrant member
    @JessicaB0627 I laughed so loud at this I startled baby!! 
  • It's tradition in my family to have the father change the first diaper. When DH learned what the first diaper consists of, he looked at me and said "guess that tradition stops here, right?".  
    After my c-section DH had to
    change all the diapers the first couple of days. He had never changed a diaper before ever. The nurses helped him...I say make him do it lol
    Oh he will be. I think he's just terrified of it. 
  • shartman00shartman00 member
    edited May 2016
    These made me LOL! I needed the laughs...exactly one week from today, hubby, big sister, and I will be welcoming her baby sister into this world!! I'm feeling every single emotion right now! I can't believe she's almost here
  • I am laughing so hard at all of these!!!!! Best day ever because of this thread!!! LOLLLL!!! 
  • @JessicaB0627 I LOLd at your DHs vagina ripping comment.

    Me: 31

    DH: 29, SA - Great

    Married: June 12,2011

    TTC #1: 1/2014

    Diagnosis: Hypothalamic Amenorrhea

    Treatment: Clomid:  50mg, 100mg, 150mg - not successful and not monitored

                      Menopur 75ml (upped to 112.5ml), Ovidrel, & IUI  IUI #1 8/31/2015

    9/15/2015: BFP HCG - 400, 9/17/2015: HCG - 827, 9/21/2015 - HCG 3,327!
    Heartbeat 10/2/2015: 118bpm
    DS: 5/27/2016

    TTC# 2: 12/2017
    BFP: 4/20/2018
    EDD: 12/29/2018
  • @TheThornBird LOL This is so funny. I am surprised my DH hasn't done this.

    Me: 31

    DH: 29, SA - Great

    Married: June 12,2011

    TTC #1: 1/2014

    Diagnosis: Hypothalamic Amenorrhea

    Treatment: Clomid:  50mg, 100mg, 150mg - not successful and not monitored

                      Menopur 75ml (upped to 112.5ml), Ovidrel, & IUI  IUI #1 8/31/2015

    9/15/2015: BFP HCG - 400, 9/17/2015: HCG - 827, 9/21/2015 - HCG 3,327!
    Heartbeat 10/2/2015: 118bpm
    DS: 5/27/2016

    TTC# 2: 12/2017
    BFP: 4/20/2018
    EDD: 12/29/2018
  • I think I will have to giggle at the sound of velcro pulling apart for awhile...
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