@LemmyRN no chance of convincing him that you need his...um.... material to help get your cervix ready?
That's part of my problem. He thinks his D is magic and the second he touches me with it I'll go into labor. He's been such a procrastinator and still has a list of things he "thinks" he needs done prior to the baby's arrival. Part of owning a home is that it'll never be finished, there will always be something. I told him if he misses the window and we have her it'll be 6 weeks till we can be intimate; he's not bothered, did a shoulder shrug... So I may kill him.
Dh and I haven't had sex since xmas. I'm done trying. I don't know if he is just lazy or not attracted to me now, but when I told him we can't have sex until July-ish I also got a shrug. I think Harper is gonna be an only child at this rate.
Christmas! I feel for you girl.... I'd be full-blown Medea throwing skillets at his head. I'm in a sexual frustration induced man hating mood today. I've decided any tears or episiotomy that happen will be named Tim, since I'm tight because of that noodle. "Ow my Tim is so sore" "the stitches in Tim are bothering me"
Re: FFFC 4/22
I'm in a sexual frustration induced man hating mood today. I've decided any tears or episiotomy that happen will be named Tim, since I'm tight because of that noodle.
"Ow my Tim is so sore"
"the stitches in Tim are bothering me"
Pretty sure all men think this