I confess..when people try to randomly jab at me on this site, I look around and think to myself, "have these people read my posts? do they know what they've done?"
I am a teacher at a Middle School. This week has been spirit week, and it's the week before spring break. I usually dress up and go all out for these days and look awesome. I work with 5 amazingly beautiful, young teachers. They all have looked killer all week, I can barely even pull off most days because I have nothing that fits. Today is "Fancy Friday." They will all come in amazing dresses...one is even wearing their wedding dress. I'm not dressing up at all, because I do not have one "fancy" thing to wear in maternity. My confession: I want to throat punch them all, and I secretly wish they were fat. (but not really because they are my friends)
@ButterMyBiscuit I have the same thought, also, when did I ever give off the "I'm the nice member" vibe. That's @Lindsayleigh1989, she's the nice supportive one.
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@ButterMyBiscuit and @oneliloaktree13 - I'm guessing it's because the ones who take jabs are normally the ones that don't bother to read any other threads than the one they created
I had some asshat shove past me to get through the subway ticket vendor and nailed my bump into the counter. Now I'm basically Jack's boiling rage and just want to pick a fight with someone
My husband joked to me that I now snore a little so I started wearing his breathe right nose strips at night. Now he feels guilty for teasing me and thinks he made me feel bad but secretly, I LIKE wearing the strips. They help me breathe better.
My kids are being demons today. I feel like I need a pool of Holy water, a young priest and a old one. My FFFC is that i love them, but today, I don't like them.
If you comment on a day specific thread after said day (I'm talking about you HDBD) I refuse to like your post. You missed that window home girl, there's always next week.
I like blowing bubbles... I find it stress-relieving
Also, I enjoy wearing granny panties even when not pregnant. My H doesn't care as long as they come off. (Sidenote: not the ones that come to my belly button, just full coverage). I'm all about the comfort.
If you comment on a day specific thread after said day (I'm talking about you HDBD) I refuse to like your post. You missed that window home girl, there's always next week.
My confession: I love titted this. And I commented on the UO thread this morning.
I just purchased Mary Poppins and Alice in Wonderland DVDs "for my daughter" (she's 3). We want to do a character breakfast at Disney and she hasn't seen those movies yet. I'm so pumped to rewatch... I'm 32 years old. :P
Haven't seen any fake pregnancy announcements on social media yet, but I'm considering posting that my pregnancy is fake and that it was a tumor the whole time- APRIL FOOLS hahahaha!
If you comment on a day specific thread after said day (I'm talking about you HDBD) I refuse to like your post. You missed that window home girl, there's always next week.
Sometimes life happens and you just don't make it but still want to share. I see nothing wrong with that, so I'll go in and like it.
ETA-- yeah it was me that was late to HDBD this week. But thanks for refusing to like the first pic I've actually taken this pregnancy.
If you comment on a day specific thread after said day (I'm talking about you HDBD) I refuse to like your post. You missed that window home girl, there's always next week.
Sometimes life happens and you just don't make it but still want to share. I see nothing wrong with that, so I'll go in and like it.
ETA-- yeah it was me that was late to HDBD this week. But thanks for refusing to like the first pic I've actually taken this pregnancy.
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Uhm. How is anyone else supposed to know this is the first pic you've actually taken this pregnancy? And why is that anyone else's problem anyway? Like @onesassybishh said well, there's always next week, so what's the difference?
If you comment on a day specific thread after said day (I'm talking about you HDBD) I refuse to like your post. You missed that window home girl, there's always next week.
Sometimes life happens and you just don't make it but still want to share. I see nothing wrong with that, so I'll go in and like it.
ETA-- yeah it was me that was late to HDBD this week. But thanks for refusing to like the first pic I've actually taken this pregnancy.
Whoa whoa whoa. Pump the brakes. I seriously doubt OP meant YOU specifically. It was a general statement. It's ALL good.
@mandyjulie Here's my FFFC: I saw your guinea pig gif and was like, "What?! Rodents with flowers?! I'd better watch it all the way through and make sure my little hamster photo isn't in there!" Haha...
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FFFC: So....I ate three pieces of pizza, a banana, and a nutrigrain bar for breakfast. Problem is, the pizza was supposed to be for my lunch. AND, I work in a food desert. Now what?? Please be 4 pm soon so I can leave this god awful place!
I have two. 1) Husband asked me what im eating for lunch i said veggies and turkey. In reality im at Mcdonalds chicken nuggets and fries is close right? 2) I genuinely want to support ladies on here but when I see people be rude and disrespectful to some of the best and supportive ladies on here you not only get my side eye you get my blatant truth which. Which apparently some people couldnt handle and in mh opinion if you have the nerve to silently report people over petty ish you better have the nerve to own up to it. I tell people when I report them I don't hide in lurkdom.
I eat anything and everything after my monthly doctors appointment and weight in. Yesterday I had 4 donuts, pad thai, fettuccine Alfredo and like 7 hard boiled eggs.
im not even sorry. I look forward to stuffing my face after the doctors. I can try and eat healthy tomorrow.
I feel like we really can't get mad at people for not liking our pics... it's not THAT serious. I like most HDBD pictures cause I'm creepy and love it all but if I forget yours it's nothing personal. This isn't high school or a beauty contest. it is not worth getting mad about that.
@Y0urm0m no shame in that game. I generally follow my appointment with in n out with animal fries. I am following this appointment with two lunches today
FFFC Scheduled birthing and breastfeeding classes, told husband he 'didn't need to come' and was relieved when he said he would prefer I just give him 'the important information' afterwards. To be honest I'm relying on my mom to coach me through the birthing process, my husband is just there to meet his daughter after I'm done with the hard stuff. I'm happy that he and I are on the same page but I feel guilty for considering the birth 'my' thing and not 'our' thing.
I wish people relied more on common sense and less on books when it comes to parenting. Parenting books obviously have their place and knowledge is power but I think most books set unrealistic expectations and fuel mommy wars.
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FFFC I woke up late, opened the fridge to pack my lunch and saw the jar of baby dill pickles I bought last time I went grocery shopping. You know where this is headed...pickles for breakfast! Rushed out the door & made it to work 15 minutes late only to realize I had left the house still wearing my slippers. No shame over here.
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My FFFC is that i love them, but today, I don't like them.
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Also, I enjoy wearing granny panties even when not pregnant. My H doesn't care as long as they come off. (Sidenote: not the ones that come to my belly button, just full coverage). I'm all about the comfort.
Also a granny panty lover !
I just purchased Mary Poppins and Alice in Wonderland DVDs "for my daughter" (she's 3). We want to do a character breakfast at Disney and she hasn't seen those movies yet. I'm so pumped to rewatch... I'm 32 years old. :P
ETA-- yeah it was me that was late to HDBD this week. But thanks for refusing to like the first pic I've actually taken this pregnancy.
Uhm. How is anyone else supposed to know this is the first pic you've actually taken this pregnancy? And why is that anyone else's problem anyway? Like @onesassybishh said well, there's always next week, so what's the difference?
I bet if I posted my bump today in HDBD I'd still get lots of likes. Heeeee..
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2) I genuinely want to support ladies on here but when I see people be rude and disrespectful to some of the best and supportive ladies on here you not only get my side eye you get my blatant truth which. Which apparently some people couldnt handle and in mh opinion if you have the nerve to silently report people over petty ish you better have the nerve to own up to it. I tell people when I report them I don't hide in lurkdom.
im not even sorry. I look forward to stuffing my face after the doctors. I can try and eat healthy tomorrow.
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JK If I'm aiming for pregnant-dog siggy level perfection I will never relax my standards.
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Now I'm wearing sandals and light layers, and LOVING the weigh-in at the doctor's office.
"Why, yes... I *do* seem to be gaining weight more slowly now, Doctor." Haha, fooled you!