Pageant names!

HouseSpouse

Okay first, I think children's beauty pageants are silly but my county has plenty of them and our local paper's FB page has been reporting on all of the winners and runner-ups and whatnot and I just had to share some of these contestant's names with you all! My eyes!

H.ensley
T.amber
K.ynlee
B.rynlee
C.heznie
I.samae
T.inslee
T.erri-Lynlee
M.cClain
H.atcher
G.raciee
K.loey
A.bbiney
P.hynlee
K.ountee
P.aizlee
S.kylynn
L.exus
L.angley

Bringmemylongswordho

I am in no way surprised that the type of parent who would bestow that sort of name on a child would also shove said child into pageants. 

To quote family guy, which is very hit and miss, "Ah yes, lovely, ..... A first class ticket to a semen-covered death in the basement."

emilyray14

Ughh I'm so ready for -inslee, -ynlee and double e endings to just go ahead and die out already! 

saham07

Horrible list........omg!

SarahFoley725

Vomit

ellebee2

bbiutmcph

If I met someone and they told me they were totes into kid pageants I would then not be surprised to hear any of these names

CaboBride2015

Kountee??? That can't be right. 

Bless their hearts