July 2016 Moms

Snarky Comebacks to People's Rude Questions

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Re: Snarky Comebacks to People's Rude Questions

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  • @mnkenned I have gotten the too small comment as well..."where's the baby?" "you still aren't showing?!"

    This definitely does not play well on your emotions when it's been two weeks since you've heard the heartbeat and hadn't felt flutters at that point.

    I wanted to be "Yea that's a good question, I don't know, hopefully it's still in there!". Ugh
  • All of my close friends and family are great about the very small age gap between my son and LO. It's random fb friends I haven't seen in a while or extended family who are the ones making annoying comments. Already?! Wow that was quick! Were you trying? 
    I just tell everyone ds is so great and look how cute he is, how could I not want another?! 
    I was at target yesterday and also noticed some strangers giving me looks since I'm noticeably pregnant with a 7 month old on my hip! I stare back to make them feel uncomfortable... Douches 

  • TiffRox81TiffRox81 member
    edited February 2016
    @MamaBish Gotten a lot of the About time!! comments too. Above and beyond all the others, I think that one irritates me the most. We've also gotten, Wow, I didn't think you guys wanted kids! We've always just offered an answer of If it happens, it happens when people asked about our family plan. Frankly it's none of anyone's business and I don't understand why they want to concern themselves so much with whether or not we procreate. Would you like me to go into detail about my previous miscarriages?! I think not. 

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  • Shortly after telling my parents about baby #2, my mom goes "I was just really surprised"... to which I replied, "Well, I didn't think it pertinent to discuss my sex life with you".  Her jaw literally hit the floor.  DH and I's decision to have a child is between the two of us and no one else.  I get asked "were you surprised" all the time.  I typically just say that I had a "hunch" because I have a hard time being snarky to those outside of my family.   
  • I've been so lucky to avoid the obnoxious comments. Mostly because I still have yet to disclose to work... Besides MIL hounding us all of the time for grandchildren (which calmed down when DH explained we were having to do fertility treatments) its been pretty tame. We've got family coming into town this weekend who are notoriously outspoken so its going to be interesting to see whether I will need to bite my tongue.
  • I have one friend who is almost annoyingly optimistic. Anytime I complain about anything, she would ask if I'm pregnant. Last time I almost bit her head off and said, "Excuse me?" Very shortly after we announced she said she knew it and that's why I've been so crabby. DH and I are very honest with each other and he agrees that I haven't been crabbier and the things I have complained about were reasonable. I want to say to her I'm sorry, that's just my personality.
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  • I'm with @PinkLady2015 so far I haven't had any mean comments or any touching but I am seriously appalled that the random things and touching that has happened to so many of you and so proud of the comments you have said I am nowhere quick witted enough to think of something that fast haha 

    @fleurdelakeview I actually cannot believe someone would say that you! But way to go! 
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  • ^^^WTF?
    Was that to me? It was actually one of the more normal and tame conversations I've had with my coworkers. Put a handful of 18-35 year old blue collar workers on 10 hour shifts and you never know what will come out. We joke that our work unit is a sexual harassment lawsuit waiting to happen,  but everyone is on the same page. And don't worry, we're professional when we need to be. 
  • @jennyleigh16 I work in the same atmosphere. I'm the only female in a department full of men who act like teenage boys. I wouldn't have it any other way! 
  • MrsRo731MrsRo731 member
    edited February 2016
    mckcak23 said:
    DH almost died when we were at an event and this lady was like oh I know what you were doing in Oct *wink*. And my response was yea and it wasn't the first time. Then I turned and walked away. No, lady we are not discussing my sex life. 
    @mckcak23 - That is straight-up creepy. People are so rude!
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  • @jennyleigh16oh no judgement at all. I just thought it was a weird and hilarious convo to have a work lol. Sounds like a fun place. 
  • When confronted with an unwanted belly rubber, I rub their bellies back. 
  • Speaking of discussing sex life, my step mom mentioned how my husband and I must be rabbits because we got pregnant with an IUD and that he needs to look into a vasectomy.  Although she is correct on all she said hehe, I mean really? So unnecessary.  I didn't need her to go there.  The thought of her thinking about it is just too much.
    Also, I mentioned having coffee, and she said "ohhh you can have that?" I said, "yes 1 a day is considered safe" and she just gave me a "hmm" as in she didn't believe it kind of response, which was enraging for some reason.  I hate when people try to tell me what I can or cant do while pregnant, as if I haven't looked into it or don't know what im doing? So frustrating. 
  • Haven't had any rude comments since announcing.  But right when I announced, my friends were all "I knew it cause you weren't drinking."  So I would say, hey thanks for calling me a lush!


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  • @lolomommy1 that's when you say my dr also cleared crack for me but I thought coffee was a better route ;) 
    hahaha wish I was that quick, her face would be priceless. 
  • I'm not close with my mother and she asked me if my husband and I had been trying...after she told me how "shocked" she was that I was pregnant. Since she asked what I thought was a rude question I replied bluntly: "Nope we had no idea that having sex while not using birth control would lead to pregnancy." She then told me that because she's my mother she has the right to ask me that question. ...but does she? Like I said we don't have that type of relationship. I'm still waiting for a simple congratulations from her. Ugh.
  • msuzannah I have the same problem but with my older SIL! I would love to put her in her place but she is very abrasive & holds grudges. But seriously, the "Ew" comments are not necessary...
  • @rnyland1 rude! No, just because you gave birth to me does not give you any rights. A parent-child adult relationship is completely dependent on all the events that followed the birth, and if it's not a strong relationship for whatever reason the parent doesn't get automatic privileges just because they're the parent.

  • @rnyland1 That's nobody's business unless you want to tell them!
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  • HeathereaddyHeathereaddy member
    edited February 2016
    No, no, no. What's with these people who think that bc they're your parents, relatives, or old that they can ask you all kinds of inappropriate questions or make rude comments? No. I'm an adult just like you and I deserve respect just like you. If you're going to make a crazy comment toward me, you're going to get an equally crazy response and old people can get it too. You're not exempt bc you're 90 years old. Your social skills should be better bc you've lived so long. 
  • rnyland1 said:
    I'm not close with my mother and she asked me if my husband and I had been trying...after she told me how "shocked" she was that I was pregnant. Since she asked what I thought was a rude question I replied bluntly: "Nope we had no idea that having sex while not using birth control would lead to pregnancy." She then told me that because she's my mother she has the right to ask me that question. ...but does she? Like I said we don't have that type of relationship. I'm still waiting for a simple congratulations from her. Ugh.
    Um, nope. No. Nope. Not at all. Just because she's your mom doesn't mean she has any rights to ask you questions like that. 
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