WTF Wednesday?!?!?

agradi

Let's go ahead and start this one early today ladies! Bring them on!!!

My wtf is adulting lol. Sometimes I want nothing more than to just throw a fit until I get my way, and I want to stay in bed all day and be lazy. Is it tomorrow yet?

dolewhipper

I'm teaching grown men to use their words today.

Guest: I'm here for the convention.
Me: Great!
Guest: Where do I go?
Me: Well which convention, sir?
Guest: I don't know. Can you tell me?
Me: I'm not sure how I could, sir.
Guest: Well where is the convention area?
Me: To the right is half of our convention space, and to the left is the other half. There's also some meetings being held outside.
Guest: Okay. :leaves to wander around aimlessly while staring into his phone:
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Guest: I'm hungry.
Me: I'm sorry.
Guest: Where do I go?
Me: For food? 
Guest: Yea
Me: There's grab and go right here (lounge next to us)....
Guest: No, sit down
Me: ....and sit down down the hall.

I'm going to get fired today. My hormones are getting really high on the snark level soon.

agradi

@dolewhipper I think I want to punch these people for you! I don't understand how some people think being a moron is good for them. Ugh

benten24

Ugh @dolewhipper dude I can't handle when people are like that when I'm not hormonal and pregnant.

My WTF: so apparently, boob leakage during pregnancy is a real thing from what I'm seeing on the 3rd tri board. I feel a strong desire to run to the nearest store for boobie pads ASAP.

ButterMyBiscuit

Apparently since everyone at work now knows that I am KU, they feel it is their duty to tell me, "I thought you looked like you might be but I wasn't sure." WTF does that mean? Keep it to yourselves, folks.

dolewhipper

agradi inconsiderate morons, too. Before I left yesterday I grabbed some guy's luggage out of storage for him and he placed a ton of garbage on the desk. I gave him his bags, he didn't take the garbage, and as he was walking away I just said, "Oh, and you need me to throw this all away for you as well? Ok, no problem. That's cool." His buddy was rolling, but he didn't say sorry. 

megstervt

WTF father in law. Found out today that he told some of his friends about the pregnancy weeks ago and swore them to secrecy. It's extra complicated because his close friends own the business where my DH works. They did keep it a secret, but totally deflated my DH when he shared the news at work yesterday and some people already knew. I know FIL is excited but I'm annoyed. They do so much for us so I can't be outwardly pissed, but I definitely trust FIL less than I did before.

fantasticmrsfox

My wtf is our contractor. He is such a space head. Our house is a huge job for him, we are at $20,000 now and they still have more to do. We called him weeks ago and told him structural engineers were coming at 10 this morning from 3 hours away, and he said okay I'll be there. Call him today to confirm and he says yep it's on the calendar 1:00. I correct him and he asks if they can come earlier or later. UM NO, they are driving 3 hours to get here, they have already left.

Thankfully he canceled another apt but what if I hadn't called this morning. He is great at his job but you have to call him 101949 times to get a response.

DominiqueU

My stomach. I haven't been able to keep down milk or ice cream, but haven't had trouble with anything else since about 13 weeks. I just had to run down the hallway to violently vomit up my Instant Breakfast... Which was made with almond milk. Not to mention it was in my classroom bathroom. So I had to hunch over the tiny toilet. And 3rs graders aren't the cleanest when they use the bathroom. Gross. My stomach has basically decided that if it somewhat resembles milk, we're not having it.

Thanks a lot, stomach.

Nerdchild

@DominiqueU the same thing happened to me the other night with just a single string cheese. Wtf, body?

thebigoaktree

Mine today is my last bit of blood work screening for the AFP NTD screening, which would be nice if they just did that blood work the same time they did my harmony screening. I know weird wtf, I just want done with these screenings and I know it might make me sound like a jerk face, but I just want to be told everything looks 100%. Didn't help looking up what those test were because my dr likes to be vague in he explanations on everything, so I did a mental check list with the chances of Spina Bifida, I hate myself for going on Dr. Google.  

chanfa

WTF to the guy who called out sick today when we have a deadline for work. He barely did any work the last few days and now hes out. I'm pretty sure he's not sick......

AAAG13

Wtf grad school. I seriously understand why people can't reach higher education due to the extreme amount of hoops there are to jump through. I need to go back to take two classes so I can renew my teaching license. I submitted my information at the beginning of December for enrollment and for financial aid. Due to the IRS being shut down for a holiday break my financial aid paperwork was delayed. I received the paperwork yesterday and rushed down to campus to have my paperwork filed.

Now it turns out I may be dropped from my classes if they don't processs my paperwork by Monday. The only way I can prevent this from happening is by making the payment plan payment of $800, which is way out of our budget. I feel so helpless.

stillcozy

Wtf client who won't stay in school and now is coming to the office and I have to babysit while his foster dad has a meeting. I had stuff to do!

mnkenned

Wtf right boob. Ow.

erin7264

WTF, whiny coworkers who have to back up my position. Must you bitch and moan and pretend you haven't been trained EVERY time I have time off?

The countdown has begun. If I make it to the end of June without telling at least one person to shove a waffle up their twat, it will be a miracle.

I feel like I complain about this every week, but every week is a new level of stupid.

mckcak23

WTF to my big dog. She pissed ALL over the floor today. She was being stubborn and didn't want to go outside because it was too cold. I'm home sick from work and the last thing I wanted to do was clean up a lake of pee. I love her and she is adorable. But sometimes she makes me want to scream. She is 160 lbs she is big enough to handle the cold. And a 160 lbs dog makes a lot of pee.

jlgriff11

Speaking of boob leakage I am highly annoyed my husband has suddenly decided to avoid foreplay as he's afraid I'm suddenly going to squirt my boobs in his face.

Ugh.

TattoosandLace

jlgriff11 said:

Speaking of boob leakage I am highly annoyed my husband has suddenly decided to avoid foreplay as he's afraid I'm suddenly going to squirt my boobs in his face.

Ugh.

I'll be honest, the second time we did the dirty after DD was born, my boobs squirted all over H's face. Poor guy. He died laughing and I felt mortified until my laughter kicked in too. Now he says that the boobies belong to DD and he's not allowed them anymore. It's going to be a long couple years since DD is almost done nursing and then I'll nurse this Little One.

jlgriff11

Oh my god my husband would never touch me again lolol. I'm not repeating that story to him.

Nerdchild

mckcak23 said:

WTF to my big dog. She pissed ALL over the floor today. She was being stubborn and didn't want to go outside because it was too cold. I'm home sick from work and the last thing I wanted to do was clean up a lake of pee. I love her and she is adorable. But sometimes she makes me want to scream. She is 160 lbs she is big enough to handle the cold. And a 160 lbs dog makes a lot of pee.

You don't know how much I relate to this (and how validated I feel that someone else is going through it). My 3 dogs won't go out in the rain, and sometimes we don't do walks because of this (1 will get on the treadmill, the other 2 I chase around the house to substitute the walk). I can't tell you how many people have told me I'm just 'lazy' because 'mydogs will walk in the rain'. That's nice, come to my house and walk my dogs out back one at a time with an umbrella over them so they will pee outside. Jerks.

MotherOfDucks

jlgriff11 said:

Speaking of boob leakage I am highly annoyed my husband has suddenly decided to avoid foreplay as he's afraid I'm suddenly going to squirt my boobs in his face.

Ugh.

Smack him one. Mine aren't leaking but DH has to be gentler just because they are more sensitive. He handles breastmilk surprisingly well. Post-baby, my boobs will leak profusely with orgasm. So he just ends up proud of himself and I do more laundry... lol. If I randomly shot him with milk, he'd probably be horrified. But during sex, it doesn't bother him in the least. And it's sweet in taste so it's not like accidentally getting a mouthful is the worst thing in the world.

So.... that got all... TMI. Ha. Sorry!

Nerdchild

@jlgriff11 I imagine he would be terribly hurt and pouty if you treated his ejaculate the way he is freaking about your, at this time totally hypothetical, breast milk squirting.

Eta: Guys can be such giant babies about totally pointless bs.

mckcak23

@Nerdchild I can't tell you how many people have told me to just make her go outside. One I dare you to MAKE my giant dog do anything. We got her from a rescue at 4 years old, she was abused, tortured, and left outside at all times (we are in Chicago, not somewhere that is nice year round). I find it all so sad. While yes the peeing on the floor makes me want to scream it also makes me sad. Someone broke my dog. I could be reading too much into her not wanting to go outside. It may not be related to her past. But how would I know. Two even if she does goes outside. How does one force a dog of any size to pee? Maybe I'm a bad dog mother. But I don't know how you force that.

Racso12

WTF kennel cough. One of our dogs contracted this and I'm crossing my fingers our other dog doesn't get it. Don't bring your sick dogs to daycare people!!!!!

thebigoaktree

Racso12 said:

WTF kennel cough. One of our dogs contracted this and I'm crossing my fingers our other dog doesn't get it. Don't bring your sick dogs to daycare people!!!!!

That is crap, does your daycare not make them get the vaccination? 

fantasticmrsfox

MotherOfDucks said:

jlgriff11 said:

Speaking of boob leakage I am highly annoyed my husband has suddenly decided to avoid foreplay as he's afraid I'm suddenly going to squirt my boobs in his face.

Ugh.

Smack him one. Mine aren't leaking but DH has to be gentler just because they are more sensitive. He handles breastmilk surprisingly well. Post-baby, my boobs will leak profusely with orgasm. So he just ends up proud of himself and I do more laundry... lol. If I randomly shot him with milk, he'd probably be horrified. But during sex, it doesn't bother him in the least. And it's sweet in taste so it's not like accidentally getting a mouthful is the worst thing in the world.

So.... that got all... TMI. Ha. Sorry!

LOL. with DS I leaked 24/7 the whole time I nursed him. DH had to deal with the milk. Though eventually I'd feed DS right before or more often pump enough to prevent the leakage. TMI I have vivid memories of standing naked in the kitchen pumping before sex. Haha! "Hold that thought DH, gotta pump!" Poor guy

Racso12

thebigoaktree said:

Racso12 said:

WTF kennel cough. One of our dogs contracted this and I'm crossing my fingers our other dog doesn't get it. Don't bring your sick dogs to daycare people!!!!!

That is crap, does your daycare not make them get the vaccination? 

 Ugh, yes they do. But what a lot of dog owners don't know is that the bordetella vaccine doesn't protect against kennel cough because kennel cough is both bacterial and viral. It's really an unnecessary vaccine for the dogs and daycares just make dogs get it to protect things on their end. It's highly contagious so it just sucks when a dog shows up to a populated area like daycare. Whatever dog it was has spread it to several dogs at the daycare we use. 

MDmomma1217

Nerdchild said:

WTF to my big dog. She pissed ALL over the floor today. She was being stubborn and didn't want to go outside because it was too cold. I'm home sick from work and the last thing I wanted to do was clean up a lake of pee. I love her and she is adorable. But sometimes she makes me want to scream. She is 160 lbs she is big enough to handle the cold. And a 160 lbs dog makes a lot of pee.

You don't know how much I relate to this (and how validated I feel that someone else is going through it). My 3 dogs won't go out in the rain, and sometimes we don't do walks because of this (1 will get on the treadmill, the other 2 I chase around the house to substitute the walk). I can't tell you how many people have told me I'm just 'lazy' because 'mydogs will walk in the rain'. That's nice, come to my house and walk my dogs out back one at a time with an umbrella over them so they will pee outside. Jerks.

My dog doesn't do the rain either. He's a beagle, and will just have accidents in the house to avoid getting his paws wet. We are supposed to get snow Fri-Sun here, so guess who won't go outside this weekend?

blissylissy86

WTF sister. She is obsessed with finding out the sex of this baby. She wants me to pay $900 for the NIPT which I told her that she was crazy. She will text my husband every few days telling him that he needs to make me find out the sex sooner. Today she asked when the "gender ultrasound" is. Ya know, the one where they make sure your baby has all of its parts needed to survive and that there is nothing wrong with it? But her only concern is the sex.... I am seriously considering going team green just to shut her down! Oh! As she asked if she could go to the AS. When I told her no, and that she was crazy, she was seriously asking why not..... WTF.

chanfa

This one is not a WTF that is making me angry but laugh really hard..

My husband is at home.. chatting with me online while hes sitting on the toilet pooping. Not with his phone, but with his laptop LOL

mckcak23

@blissylissy86 that is one of the reasons that we are team green. It's driving my sil's NUTS.

chanfa

@blissylissy86 I don't understand why people need to know. How does it affect them that they need to know right away?

blissylissy86

@mckcak23 @chanfa it's crazy! Knowing will literally change NOTHING for other people, other than they can start buying stuff in sex specific colors I guess. Every time I talk to her and she brings it up, I am less excited about finding out the sex. I think she really wants to go to the AS so she can find out. I've been threatening not telling her the sex until baby is born

ButterMyBiscuit

Um WTF, it's frigid outside and it just started snowing. Cue the FIRE ALARM! REALLY? THIS is the best time for a fire drill? 

SparkySunshine

Wtf work. Why are you so frickin busy today! ? Is 10 minutes too much to ask?

HMcDade1

Wtf... I am taking ONE class trying to take it easy on myself this semester. So far this week I have about 6 hours of online lecture 4 hours of lab time, 4 articles to read and 7 book chapters plus a one page online submission and 5 days to accomplish all of this. Plus I work Friday & Saturday night and were supposed to get 2 feet of snow. Commence hormonal crying now.

iamautumn

Step son starting take the bus a couple weeks ago. This morning he was responsible for getting himself to the bus stop on his own, after dad left for work and my prego ass was sleeping. I awake at 8:20 (the time the bus leaves) to hear him yelling that his backpack won't zip, to which I yell back GTF to the bus stop now! (No eff word, but thinking it) I walk out to the living room to make sure he left, and the front fucking door is wide open! We have two cats so I was flipping the fuck out. They were safe inside, but this new game my step son is playing where he suddenly doesn't know how to do anything is making me crazy. (How do I use a towel? How do I get a glass of water? How do I shampoo my hair? What is 2-1?) seriously guys, he's 8 years old and it's like HIS FIRST DAY EVERY DAY. He's been making his own breakfast since he's been 4, I swear this kid has selective ableness.

quartz02

@blissylissy86 She's ridiculous! And yes, the ANATOMY scan is not the "gender scan". It's crazy how much people fixate over that one aspect of the baby instead of, you know, its general well-being. I'm so glad we were Team Green with our 1st, especially since we ended up having a girl. I am NOT a frilly/pink person and that really helped us avoid most of that junk entering my home. My DH mentioned he might not want to find out this time either. I really only want to know for planning purposes, as far as what we might be able to reuse. I can't imagine trying to get out to the store with a newborn AND a 3 year old. Oy vey!

@HMcDade1 virtual hugs. That sucks!

jlgriff11

iamautumn said:

Step son starting take the bus a couple weeks ago. This morning he was responsible for getting himself to the bus stop on his own, after dad left for work and my prego ass was sleeping. I awake at 8:20 (the time the bus leaves) to hear him yelling that his backpack won't zip, to which I yell back GTF to the bus stop now! (No eff word, but thinking it) I walk out to the living room to make sure he left, and the front fucking door is wide open! We have two cats so I was flipping the fuck out. They were safe inside, but this new game my step son is playing where he suddenly doesn't know how to do anything is making me crazy. (How do I use a towel? How do I get a glass of water? How do I shampoo my hair? What is 2-1?) seriously guys, he's 8 years old and it's like HIS FIRST DAY EVERY DAY. He's been making his own breakfast since he's been 4, I swear this kid has selective ableness.

Would it have been so hard to get up for 15 minutes, make sure he's eaten a decent breakfast and send him off to the bus before you go back to bed?

Maybe he just wants attention. Maybe someone should give him some, since he's been making his own breakfast since he was four.

soberkfell

Wtf to whatever stomach bug has invaded my house. DS puked seven times last night (each time on me) and didn't go to sleep until 4am. This morning the poor thing started having watery poops. While he naps I'm frantically trying to disinfect every surface of the house and do about seven loads of laundry because everything is covered in vomit. I want my baby to feel better!