Wtf body. I woke up at 3pm today. My phone was full of text messages from my concerned husband. Half the day is gone and now I'm sitting on the couch, cuddling my cat while watching HBO. Ugh I need to get over this cold. Being sick while pregnant is the worst.
That sucks that you are sick but I am INSANELY jealous that you got to sleep that long. Hope you feel better soon.
I'm getting all the sleep I can get before this kid arrives. He/she will be our first and will be a huge adjustment because I work night shifts so waking up at 3pm to me is only over sleeping about 2-3 hours.
I just read through 160 posts in this thread today and see that I have some lurking to do on more dog posts and posts from the stinky pee girl.
My wtf for today goes to my cat. I moved his litter box into our bedroom as we had company in our spare room. My husband was on nights and slept in our room most of the day with the door closed, so our cat decided to take a big, steamy crap right on the covers of our spare bed!!! WTF why can't they do this on the hardwood or in the bathtub or somewhere else that is easier to clean if they absolutely have to do it.
My WTF for today is random but really driving me insane. I was promised that with all the yucky pregnancy side-effects, I'd get awesome hair. Well, so far, my hair is just more unruly than normal but doesn't seem to be any shinier or growing any faster....
with the exception of my damn pubes! They're growing like wildfire and I can't keep up with the grooming of my lady garden! I'm so annoyed that I'm about to give up except that it drives me a little nuts ::angry:
Okay, end rant - back to relive the fun-ness of the guessing game because that was awesome :P
WTF Universe! It has been a pretty good year but these last two weeks have been brutal. First I had a horrible cold, then the basement flooded, then DS2 got impetigo, then when cleaning out the basement he found an old dishwasher tab and bit it so we had to call poison control (my mom was supposed to be watching him while we cleaned...she failed), then last night that same kid was up half the night with a fever and a cough, probably from a cold he caught at the doctor's office when he was getting diagnosed with impetigo or from me last week. And it is still raining so the basement has flooded again. Yay. I'm really hoping that things start looking up in the New Year. Oh, and as I'm typing this I just heard my oldest say from his bedroom that he doesn't feel good. Great.
@ach298 Wow, um....at least they saved it all up for the holiday break from school/work? Ah, screw it, that was a lame attempt at finding the silver lining, your end of year totally blows. Lo siento.
Went through all the posts for the WTF thread for today and I am very upset that I missed it ALL while I was at work... WTF... Is it too late to join the pink table??? What is my offering? I'll bring my power point pink vajjazzled vag for presentation. Will that suffice?
Wtf MS. Yes this is my second one today. The cravings couldn't wait so I went to the grocery store and while I was waiting to check out I felt it coming... Thinking it could wait I stayed in line. It couldn't wait. I threw up in a small garbage can in front of a good 15 people. I will be under my rock of shame if anyone needs me.
WTF husband. Don't sit next to me while I'm watching a documentary about assassins (while eating carrot cake) and play an iPhone game forever and then ask what we should watch. Well I'm already watching something, so is there something you have in mind? Then he gets super indecisive which I hate because it makes me feel neurotic when people won't tell me what they fucking want, and then asks if I want to play with my new Nintendo he got me for Xmas, but then when I get excited about this quality time with him I find out he just wanted to set it up for me to play, so he could go play his game in the other room. And playing Nintendo alone would make me feel like a loser, which is saying something considering this is the nerdiest wtf Wednesday ever. Side note, I freshened my hair color and shaved my legs today and was looking pretty good, c'mon! Second trimester has me feeling back to my old self: fucking feisty.
Wtf MS. Yes this is my second one today. The cravings couldn't wait so I went to the grocery store and while I was waiting to check out I felt it coming... Thinking it could wait I stayed in line. It couldn't wait. I threw up in a small garbage can in front of a good 15 people. I will be under my rock of shame if anyone needs me.
ETA: this is why we can't have nice things.
Don't feel too bad I got sick in my clients apartment parking lot and her and her whole family watched in horror from the window and just think it wasn't on the floor or on the 15 people ?
Wtf body. I woke up at 3pm today. My phone was full of text messages from my concerned husband. Half the day is gone and now I'm sitting on the couch, cuddling my cat while watching HBO. Ugh I need to get over this cold. Being sick while pregnant is the worst.
That sucks that you are sick but I am INSANELY jealous that you got to sleep that long. Hope you feel better soon.
I'm getting all the sleep I can get before this kid arrives. He/she will be our first and will be a huge adjustment because I work night shifts so waking up at 3pm to me is only over sleeping about 2-3 hours.
Damn ~175 posts and no good back and forth drama? I mean really, I grabbed a box of Oreos for this!
Wtf laundry, why you keep getting dirty and I have to do/fold you? "They" warn you how much you will do with a kid but until you have to do it, you have no idea... I really thought I was prepared!!!!
So I'm trying to get DS dressed for bed and I'm walking into the livingroom and MS hits me. I thew up all over the carpet. I run into the kitchen horrified, to gather supplies to clean up my mess. I'm apologizing over and over to DH. I start to walk back into the living room and before I walk around the corner DH says "don't worry I'll clean it up." I'm thinking to myself "how sweet."
I walk into the livingroom to find foster dog finishing up the rest of my vomit and there is DH giggling like a little school girl. I MEAN REALLY?!
Sigh, late to the party, missed the game, and nothing pink to wear!
My WTF is that my MIL knows this is my week off, so she's trying to get me out of the house. I am perfectly content inside the house. But today I agreed to go to the mall with her. I got sick 10 mins before she picked me up, so I was already grumpy and queasy when I got in the car. Then her colostomy bag was making all kinds of super disgusting noises (I know she can't help that) which made me gag a few times. She uses Bath and Body Works ROOM spray as perfume and kept spraying it as we were walking around the mall, I was fighting not to puke the whole time.
Also, DH and I were planning on NYE at home with champagne (for him) and sparkling cider (for me), cooking a fancy dinner, then watching a movie. But now MIL is trying to convince us to go to dinner with FIL and DH'S aunt and uncle. Uh, no. I already told you we had plans. But to her, staying in isn't a plan.
@SparkySunshine we came up with this genius compromise on who changes diapers for our 2 year old. Rock paper scissor. It's hilarious, after being together for 10years I can predict what he's going to choose. Right now I'm 4 for 4.
I missed this whole thing today but I legit LOL'd a few times catching up and DH keeps looking at me like I'm a total loser. Totally dead at dunking man meat in garlic dipping sauce. For reals!
My WTF is when people don't ralize that they should be adulting by now. I had someone post this on FB today and she is 29 years old with 4 kids. Lady, I think you should be the adult by now. Please stop referring to yourself as a teenager.
My other WTF is unseasonable weather. It's rained for 10 days straight in Maryland... And we've had wicked can't see the end of your street fog for the last two days and it's disgusting outside. I feel like I'm living in a creepy Halloween movie I can't escape from.
Ugh YES!!! 70 on Christmas? No thanks!!
Where in md? I'm in MoCo.
I'm from MoCo as well. I'm not a super big fan of winter but I'm ready for some snow and a telework day
Married: August 2012
TTC #1: July 2015
BFP 1: October 30, 2015; EDD: July 6, 2016- Team Pink
@BeachTigress and @bluecrab1020 I'm in Baltimore County! Funny to find local people. I hate snow because as a nurse I still have to get to work, but I'll take a frozen yard so my dog doesn't track mud in any day of the week haha
Re: WTF Wednesday
My wtf for today goes to my cat. I moved his litter box into our bedroom as we had company in our spare room. My husband was on nights and slept in our room most of the day with the door closed, so our cat decided to take a big, steamy crap right on the covers of our spare bed!!! WTF why can't they do this on the hardwood or in the bathtub or somewhere else that is easier to clean if they absolutely have to do it.
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with the exception of my damn pubes! They're growing like wildfire and I can't keep up with the grooming of my lady garden! I'm so annoyed that I'm about to give up except that it drives me a little nuts ::angry:
Okay, end rant - back to relive the fun-ness of the guessing game because that was awesome :P
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ETA: this is why we can't have nice things.
Wtf laundry, why you keep getting dirty and I have to do/fold you? "They" warn you how much you will do with a kid but until you have to do it, you have no idea... I really thought I was prepared!!!!
So I'm trying to get DS dressed for bed and I'm walking into the livingroom and MS hits me. I thew up all over the carpet. I run into the kitchen horrified, to gather supplies to clean up my mess. I'm apologizing over and over to DH. I start to walk back into the living room and before I walk around the corner DH says "don't worry I'll clean it up." I'm thinking to myself "how sweet."
I walk into the livingroom to find foster dog finishing up the rest of my vomit and there is DH giggling like a little school girl. I MEAN REALLY?!
My WTF is that my MIL knows this is my week off, so she's trying to get me out of the house. I am perfectly content inside the house. But today I agreed to go to the mall with her. I got sick 10 mins before she picked me up, so I was already grumpy and queasy when I got in the car. Then her colostomy bag was making all kinds of super disgusting noises (I know she can't help that) which made me gag a few times. She uses Bath and Body Works ROOM spray as perfume and kept spraying it as we were walking around the mall, I was fighting not to puke the whole time.
Also, DH and I were planning on NYE at home with champagne (for him) and sparkling cider (for me), cooking a fancy dinner, then watching a movie. But now MIL is trying to convince us to go to dinner with FIL and DH'S aunt and uncle. Uh, no. I already told you we had plans. But to her, staying in isn't a plan.
Edited because it cut off the second sentence so another WTF